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#1 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:46 PM

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

#2 tyedyedee

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 01:03 PM

:lmao:

#3 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 01:09 PM

I thought it was cute and funny enough to share... :funny1:

#4 HappieKamper

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 02:18 PM

:lol:

#5 Depends

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 02:39 PM

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door....

#6 tiedyesky

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 10:21 PM

One day, a blonde drove by a cornfield and saw another blonde out in the field trying to row a boat.
"Geez, I hate blondes like that...they're the ones who give us a bad reputation" said the blonde as she passed by.
"If I could swim I'd go out there and kick her ass!!"


#7 The Clam Man

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:48 PM

what s the same about blondes brunettes and 747's ?
They all have a black box..........doh.....!!!

#8 mountain mama

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 03:58 PM

:rolling:

a blonde walks into a building... :rimshot:

#9 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 05:26 PM

:lol:

#10 KittyKindBud

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 01:13 PM

....its great to have blonde hair - when you are all not just there....its a good cover!!!!.....

#11 Ravn

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 02:29 PM

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever!

#12 KittyKindBud

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 04:41 PM

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever!

funny.....

#13 holysmokes

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Posted 08 December 2013 - 07:10 PM

Why can't blondes count to 70?  Because 69 is a mouthful.



#14 Catfish John

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 07:19 AM

                                    why did the blonde go to church?

                

              because she heard there was a guy there that was hung like this

 

                                                                 :fingersear:          



#15 Sensei Miller

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Posted 14 April 2014 - 11:35 PM

what s the same about blondes brunettes and 747's ?
They all have a black box..........doh.....!!!


Ruh roh!

That's debatable.