An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Blonde Jokes
Started by
Lazy Lightning
, Jul 13 2012 12:46 PM
11 replies to this topic
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- VibeTribe
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 10:21 PM
One day, a blonde drove by a cornfield and saw another blonde out in the field trying to row a boat.
"Geez, I hate blondes like that...they're the ones who give us a bad reputation" said the blonde as she passed by.
"If I could swim I'd go out there and kick her ass!!"
"Geez, I hate blondes like that...they're the ones who give us a bad reputation" said the blonde as she passed by.
"If I could swim I'd go out there and kick her ass!!"
