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Updated Pre-Vibes Demands List for "The Old Bag"


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#1 tiedyesky

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 02:57 PM

(AKA Demands for Sums, the custy-****-from-the-league-office)

1. No forcing boardies to update your list for you. You need to get your own shit together, woman.
2. Turn the Pirate Alley into Team Babykicker dugout.
3. Turn baseball field into baby-kickball stadium.
4. I'll need you to personally wipe my brow after every game.
5. Hire the Iron Chef team to help Tabbooma out at the clambake.
6. Space Camp needs their own personal bidet.
7. We will also need 7ft long black garbage bags.
8. Don't question me, just fill the order dammit.
9. Cheesecake and gelato. I think we'll need some on Sunday afternoon.
10. Let's keep the park clean and the noise down this year.
11. Hire some less sarcastic custyz to work the hotline.
12. Velcro will need their own waterline to keep Roasted and Toasted flowing.
13. Heady foot massages for all after a long day dancing on the concert field.
14. Under-the-truck hammock/sleeping bag for elder.

#2 elder

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 03:04 PM

I second these demands

#3 tiedyesky

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 03:15 PM

Let her know what you need. It was, after all, HER idea to update this list for 2012

#4 Java Time

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 03:30 PM

there should be a boardie softball game and picnic coinciding

#5 tiedyesky

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:39 PM

There will be boardie kick-the-baby-ball

#6 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:09 PM

Bad enough we kick the baby, now we're gonna kick him in his little baby balls?? :sad:

#7 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:33 AM

Bad enough we kick the baby, now we're gonna kick him in his little baby balls?? :sad:


Yes. And vagina-punt his sister

#8 Tim the Beek

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:40 AM

It's well past time that Terrapin provide us a chocolate fountain in Boardie Camping. Aren't we like the heart and backbone of this festival or some crap like that?

Actually, two fountains. One dark. One milk. And a nice selection of organic strawberries and other fruit to dip in them.

#9 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:43 AM

65 or 80% cacao?

#10 Tim the Beek

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:46 AM

For the dark one? 80%. Go big or go home. Don't really care about the milk one, I just know that not everyone shares my dark desires...

#11 Tim the Beek

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 11:51 AM

there should be a boardie softball game and picnic colliding


Fix'd

#12 Java Time

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:05 PM

picnic tables at second base...soft serve ice cream short center :hoff:

#13 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:07 PM

Sweet! Sponge baths by TEO on third?

#14 Spidergawd

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:10 PM

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#15 Java Time

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:13 PM

Sweet! Sponge baths by TEO on third?


kick the baby ball it is! :smile:

#16 Tim the Beek

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:13 PM

Sweet sponge baths by TEO on third?


fix'd

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#17 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 12:33 PM

JP, how about

15. No dead squirrels falling from the trees.

?

#18 JBetty

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 02:50 PM

JP, how about

15. No dead squirrels falling from the trees.

?




They fixed that problem last year.

This year they're going for the parrots.

#19 TigerRose

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 03:16 PM

Bad enough we kick the baby, now we're gonna kick him in his little baby balls?? :sad:


BALL. He had one removed.

#20 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 03:54 PM

BALL. He had one removed.


Yeah....that was thanks to Kyle, no? Good kid, that one....

#21 Spidergawd

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 05:44 PM

Dead rodents falling from the skies! Dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!

#22 Tim the Beek

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 05:45 PM

They fixed that problem last year.

This year they're going for the parrots.


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#23 Java Time

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 06:22 PM

Dead rodents falling from the skies! Dogs and cats living together! MASS HYSTERIA!!



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#24 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 07:23 PM

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but, they were, like, Glass dogs and cats, no?

#25 Ginger Snap

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 07:32 PM

Solar powered jacuzzi filled with cool water.

#26 Spidergawd

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 07:58 PM

Solar powered jizz filled cooler.


Whaaaaa??? :shocked:

#27 tiedyesky

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:02 PM

Whaaaaa??? :shocked:


:lol:

#28 Jwheelz

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 08:02 PM

Whaaaaa??? :shocked:


gotta keep that shit ice cold for the first annual vibes bukkake celebration... something has to replace the Chinese lanterns :coffee:

(whoops I think I killed the thread :lol:)

#29 sums

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 09:15 PM

wow! you guys are bringing me cheesecake and gelato?! yay!! you guys are soooo awesome :)

please make sure the cheesecake is gluten free :coffee:

#30 tiedyesky

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 12:49 PM

wow! you guys are bringing me cheesecake and gelato?! yay!! you guys are soooo awesome :)

please make sure the cheesecake is gluten free :coffee:


what the hell other kind of cheesecake have YOU been eating?? :lol:

#31 tiedyesky

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:34 AM

Sums is in the office. She'd better be working on this frigg'n list :ravn:

#32 sums

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:36 AM

top priority! :thup: (moves stuff around on desk to make room for the gluten free cheesecake)

#33 tiedyesky

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:37 AM

:lol:

#34 tyedyedee

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 11:42 AM

summer, please come by and grab a gallon or two of red love juice to bring to ken, leda, yourself, angel and all the other hardworking vibes crew whenever you have a golf cart and the time to go for a drive :wink:
i would love to have a Bus Driver backstage, too! :devil: