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#1 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:42 PM

:lmao:

...the article or the headline??

There have to be a million hilarious lines for this. Here are a couple from the comments:

"Genitals. It's what's for dinner"
"Waiter, my sushi tastes a little nutty"

I know you can do better. Let's hear 'em.

http://ca.news.yahoo...-102600230.html

Japan police probe man who cooked own genitals




Tokyo police are investigating whether a man who cooked his own severed genitals and served them to five paying diners committed a crime, the force said Tuesday.

Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before cooking them at a public event in May.

Diners each paid 20,000 yen ($250) for a portion.

The police probe came after the mayor of Suginami ward, the Tokyo district where the event took place, said it had involved the display of obscene objects.

"Many residents of Suginami and elsewhere have expressed a sense of discomfort and feeling of apprehension over this," Mayor Ryo Tanaka said in a statement Monday.

A Tokyo police spokeswoman acknowledged the complaint, but declined to give further details, citing "an ongoing investigation".
Sugiyama, a painter in his 20s who defines himself as "asexual", did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
In an email to AFP in May, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about "sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people".

In tweets on May 18, the artist said steps were taken so his act met all relevant laws, including a ban on organ sales, processing of medical waste and even food sanitation requirements.

Sugiyama said his genitals had been removed by a physician and certified free of infections.



#2 BHB

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:43 PM

you can't open this document because power pc applications are no longer supported. :coffee:

#3 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:47 PM

Uhhh... what document?

#4 Jwheelz

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:48 PM

Sugiyama said his genitals had been removed by a physician and certified free of infections.


:rolling:

I thought the chef was a bit cocky about his ingredient selection

#5 KrisNYG

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:50 PM

:shocked: :lmao:

#6 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:51 PM

:lol: That's the spirit Jordan!

#7 deadandgrateful

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:22 PM

they were going nuts for the sausage and peppers.

#8 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:25 PM

Oooo - a multiple joke! Well done sir.

#9 deadandgrateful

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:28 PM

thank you, thank you ;)

#10 JBetty

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:46 PM

All I keep thinking is WWDHJD?

#11 foo

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 06:58 PM

All I keep thinking is WWDHJD?

:rolling: and we all know he would eat it :funny1:

#12 Julius

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:01 PM

What is NOT funny is how my genitals feel after reading that. They want to curl up and hide.

#13 TEO

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:05 PM

Cannibals dine on $250 a plate twigs and berries at asexual awareness event.

#14 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:07 PM

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#15 foo

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:07 PM

What is NOT funny is how my genitals feel after reading that. They want to curl up and hide.

RAW!

#16 kenbud

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:13 PM

My gf has no problem eating such raw.....

#17 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:14 PM

My gf has no problem eating such raw.....

Removed and cooked?? :shocked: I suppose it would work once.

#18 JBetty

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:28 PM

:rolling: and we all know he would eat it :funny1:



But would he pay $250 for the privilege of doing so?

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:36 PM

$250 was for the appitizer size portion. But if you rub it, it becomes full dinner size....

#20 Depends

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

Waiter, there is a hair on my balls....

#21 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

$250 was for the appitizer size portion. But if you rub it, it becomes full dinner size....


I was waiting for that classic. I knew I could count on you!

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:38 PM

Any complaints about the food should be directed at the chef. He is the high pitched guy over there...

#23 Ravn

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:38 PM

Fuji Mountain Oysters?

#24 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:46 PM

Disclaimer: For health and safety reasons, all cocksteaks will be cooked to well done.

#25 Ravn

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:47 PM

cock a doodle moo shu?

#26 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:53 PM

You have order from Shinto Sushi? Cock on stick, no MSG?

#27 Depends

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:08 PM

do you have to be on your knees to eat this?

#28 Depends

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:10 PM

"Thank you, come again, 'cause I can't

#29 Depends

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:11 PM

does your dinner hang low, can you tie it in a bow....

#30 KrisNYG

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:14 PM

:lmao:

#31 china cat

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:15 PM

$250 was for the appitizer size portion. But if you rub it, it becomes full dinner size....


:lol:

#32 china cat

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:15 PM

"Thank you, come again, 'cause I can't


:lol:

#33 china cat

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

does your dinner hang low, can you tie it in a bow....


:lol:

#34 china cat

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

so juvenile. keep it up :lol:

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:18 PM

I was gonna leave a tip, but I ate it.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:19 PM

did he pull the vein out, like when you clean shrimp?

#37 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:19 PM

:lmao: Malcom for the MFin' WIN!

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:20 PM

listen dick breath....

#39 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:20 PM

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:32 PM

I really didn't want to eat that, but the guy was shoving it down my throat.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:42 PM

I love japanese balls, but a half hour later, I'm horney again....

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:43 PM

Customer: What kind of wine do you serve with this dish?

Chef: It's not really a whine, more of a scream....

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:45 PM

Customer: I need some floss, I think I have cock in my teeth...

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:48 PM

Customer whispering to another customer: "You know the Nigerian Restaurant next door has much bigger portions...."

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:50 PM

I believe the proper way to eat that dish is to bounce it off your chin for a few minutes....

#46 foo

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:54 PM

Customer whispering to another customer: "You know the Nigerian Restaurant next door has much bigger portions...."

:lmao:

#47 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:58 PM

Dude, you are on FIRE with this! :rolling:

#48 Depends

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:10 PM

Doctor to Chef : No no no... I said to prick your boil....

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 09:51 PM

that (former) dude will save a fortune not having to buy any Gold Bond....

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:45 AM

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