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[Jwheelz]

I hate hate hate hate those bloodsuckers!! I was outside for 25 minutes and I definitely have more than one bite for every minute I was outside... I don't want to cover myself with bug repellent... I think I need to try one of those clip on thingies!

In summation

Mosquitoes = teh suck

[TEO]

They love this weather.

[Jwheelz]

but I love this weather too... and there's not enough room for both of us! it's them or me!

Unless...

maybe I'm a mosquito!

[TEO]

LOL


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[Jwheelz]

I hope don't get too curious with my proboscis at vibes... well unless I meet the right lady mosquito....

[Jwheelz]

can you tell it's past my bedtime?

[TEO]

[Occifer Boland]

Do Mosquitos serve any purpose that is positive to anything?

[Jam Fan]

According to Dr. Gilbert Waldbauer in The Handy Bug Answer Book, "mosquito larvae are filter feeders that strain tiny organic particles such as unicellular algae from the water and convert them to the tissues of their own bodies, which are, in turn, eaten by fish."

[gregoir]

smart little fuckers you need a hottie little piece of wook poon to do the swatting for you.

[vinandtonic]

I went out for 20 minutes to water the garden and put more suet in the bird feeder and came in with 6 bites. bastards. actually, bitches, cuz it's the females who bite.

[JBetty]

They love this weather.

So do tomatoes

[elder]

Do Mosquitos serve any purpose that is positive to anything?

They are food.
Bats consume tons of skeetos per night.

[Lazy Lightning]

Do Mosquitos serve any purpose that is positive to anything?

I actually recently heard on some science show or another that if mosquitos were to suddenly disappear, there would be absolutely no adverse effects on the ecosystem as all the organisms that depend on them for their food would be able to make it up with something else.

So, no. Or at least, I'd like to believe that!

[elder]

Do Mosquitos serve any purpose that is positive to anything?

plus, they spread viruses.
Viruses exist to keep populations in control.

[elder]

I actually heard on some science show or another that if mosquitos were to suddenly disappear, there would be absolutely no adverse effects on the ecosystem. So, no.

Totally disagree.
If we've learned anything (well, actually we haven't) its that when you remove even the smallest piece of an ecosystem, it fucks everything up

[Lazy Lightning]

If we didn't have malaria, we wouldn't have gin & tonics.

Wait a minnit - I hate gin & tonics.

So, no.

[Lazy Lightning]

Totally disagree.
If we've learned anything (well, actually we haven't) its that when you remove even the smallest piece of an ecosystem, it fucks everything up

I didn't do the research, I'm just reportin' the news, mang.

[elder]

I didn't do the research, I'm just reportin' the news, mang.

Why, I'll mang you Lolar Coaster

[elder]

By the way, I find eucalyptus, lavender, and tea tree oil work great as natural mosquito repellent.

[Lazy Lightning]

You don't wanna say hello to my leetle frien'...

[Java Time]

I hate hate hate hate those bloodsuckers!! I was outside for 25 minutes and I definitely have more than one bite for every minute I was outside... I don't want to cover myself with bug repellent... I think I need to try one of those clip on thingies!

In summation

Mosquitoes = teh suck

I was actually talking with a few of my mosquito friends and by all accounts...you are in fact sir a mosquito feeding bag...and they are looking forward for their next encounter with you at vibes!!!

it was a li'l funny to see mosiquitos with li'l napkins tucked around the neck and li'l mosquito fork n knives in each of their li'l mosquito hands