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#1 georgi

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:43 AM

Can I not swear in my posts? :lol:

I just typed out that ff mayo is fucking disgusting.   :lol:

As long as I didn't say it outloud I'm good, right? :P

Guess when baby starts to pay attention we will start practicing earmuffs. :rolling:

#2 shadeelady

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:48 AM

LOL!! I have this problem. I have a mouth like a truck driver. It's so hard not to say fuck in front of Miles.

You have lots of time before she'll understand or even repeat what you say. So, go for it!!! :lol:

#3 Ravn

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:55 AM

yeah

I gave up on the not swearing thing

I just try not to say "cunt" in front of the kids

:funny1:

you should have seen it when Creekie was down here for a week, we both swear like sailors,,there was a lot of "earmuffs! earmuffs!" going on :lmao:

#4 Phishfolk

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:37 PM

Wait until she's 2 1/2 and starts singing I'm sexy and I know it :afro:

#5 Ravn

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:40 PM

Wait until she's 2 1/2 and starts singing I'm sexy and I know it :afro:


Karys can sing this:


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#6 Raynequeen

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:52 PM

i tried a long time, til she knew what 'bad words' were... and now... i try really hard to apologize when i slip. ha. "i know i shouldn't".... hard to take the pirate out

#7 georgi

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 05:45 PM

Ooh I'm afraid. :lol: I drop f bombs like nobody's business. Guess I will start working on it now!

#8 georgi

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 05:46 PM

Wait until she's 2 1/2 and starts singing I'm sexy and I know it :afro:


Uh oh! :lol:

#9 JBetty

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:00 PM

Ooh I'm afraid. :lol: I drop f bombs like nobody's business. Guess I will start working on it now!



Good plan.
Once they start repeating you, it's WAY too late.

#10 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:02 PM

I bet I can guess what Baby Ratfarts' first word is gonna be... ;)

#11 Occifer Boland

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:03 PM

i hear a lot of.. "Daddy, get the soap".. my 4 year old catches me every time

#12 Geminimoon

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:25 PM



#13 elder

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 06:54 PM

Took awhile, but I cleaned up my language somewhat the day my 4 year old told me the story about his "fucking truck".
And of course, when I asked him where he learned that word he said me.

#14 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:02 PM

Took awhile, but I cleaned up my language somewhat the day my 4 year old told me the story about his "fucking truck".


Was he sleeping under it?

(sorry... I had to :lol: )

#15 elder

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:13 PM

:joker:

#16 JBetty

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:20 PM

Did you get a hammock for this year?




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#17 elder

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:33 PM

You took my picture ?! :lol:

#18 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

Damn! Red X'd.

#19 Spidergawd

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

:lmao:

Hotelfourrunner'd

#20 JBetty

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:39 PM

You took my picture ?! :lol:



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#21 jnjn

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:44 PM

my aunt got into a habit of spelling certain curse words instead of saying the actual word out loud. eventually one of her kids turned to her & said something like, "mom, i know how to spell" :funny1:

#22 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:47 PM

:lmao:

Hotelfourrunner'd


"We'll leave the (head)light on for ya!"

#23 JBetty

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:49 PM

:lol:

#24 Creekie

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:57 PM

yeah

I gave up on the not swearing thing

I just try not to say "cunt" in front of the kids

:funny1:

you should have seen it when Creekie was down here for a week, we both swear like sailors,,there was a lot of "earmuffs! earmuffs!" going on :lmao:


oh, I know.We're the worst. But I love ya.

#25 Ravn

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:33 AM

I'll never forget little then 4 year old Aidan, yelling out "nice signal douchebag!" from his carseat in the back of the car :funny1: when some guy cut me off

#26 Occifer Boland

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:37 AM

my Aiden is gonna be 4 on sunday... and on my way home from picking him up yesterday... he says.. "What's with all the DAMN traffic?!!!" the other day he was in the bathroom and his toothbrush fell in the toilet and i hear him scream.." JESUS SHIT!!" then he tells me that i need the soap, cause he heard those words from me..

#27 georgi

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:43 AM

Omg. :rolling: Damn traffic! Jesus shit! :lol:

See, I'm horrible. I have a feeling I would totally bust out laughing in one of these situations if it happened to me. :lol:

#28 Occifer Boland

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 11:52 AM

i crack up, everytime.. i don't think it makes me a bad parent.. it's part of life.. with 3 older brothers.. i was cursing around the same age..

#29 georgi

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 12:10 PM

I think you are a great parent! :)



#30 Occifer Boland

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 12:31 PM

thanks georgi !! and there's no doubt in my mind that you and rich are gonna be some awesome parents too.. regardless of the language that may come out of your mouths.. fuck it!!

#31 elder

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 12:59 PM

I get yelled at all the time for cursing and walking around naked.
Wait, I thought I WAS the parent?! :fp:

#32 Raynequeen

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 02:36 PM

i stopped swearing and started shortening the word etc. so i could still say it but feel better... yeah, doesn't matter when your kid calls a bad driver a 'd-bag' it still has the same effect as the entire word

#33 Ravn

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 02:39 PM

I get yelled at all the time for cursing and walking around naked.
Wait, I thought I WAS the parent?! :fp:


I'm topless a lot right now in the house because I have a nursing newborn. Karys doesn't care at all, Aidan is like "Mom! Gah!"