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Free Kotex.

hey whatever.

REC'D 10/26; 4 PADS OF VARYING... UM.... 4 PADS.

[Jersey Thug]

should we all order them and send 'em to you so that you don't have to buy them for your kid for a while?

(side note: i can't believe they still make plastic applicators. it just seems so wasteful to me! i remember seeing one on the ground as a kid when a dog got into the neighbors' garbage and my brother telling me it was a slide whistle )

[TEO]

What is with the colors, are they glow in the dark for festival portos?

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should we all order them and send 'em to you so that you don't have to buy them for your kid for a while?

geez you don't forget anything.

well, that's what I did... I just put her name in and stuff.

[shadeelady]

should we all order them and send 'em to you so that you don't have to buy them for your kid for a while?

(side note: i can't believe they still make plastic applicators. it just seems so wasteful to me! i remember seeing one on the ground as a kid when a dog got into the neighbors' garbage and my brother telling me it was a slide whistle )

eew. you didn't pick it up and try to play it, did you???

[Jersey Thug]

geez you don't forget anything.

yeah i do, all the time. just...not that

and Elise NO ewwww! he would never have let me live that down.

[Slave Self Promoted]

just what women riding the cotton pony want: tampons that look like candy.

[Jersey Thug]

just what women riding the cotton pony want: tampons that look like candy.

that, or the "have a happy period" notes that Always provides

[Slave Self Promoted]

always and their happy period bullshit can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

i prefer PLUG IT UP brand by Carrie.

[sarah b.]

one day, someone smart will co-brand and put chocolate bars in every package.

for more free stuff in exchange for your contact info (another reason to have a bs email address), stay in the green parts at www.freesampleforager.com I think the woot deals site has some (stuff offers), too (that people post), and slickdeals. (hat tips to peej and irie, years ago.

I like getting snail mail.

[sarah b.]

my buddy called me from the playground (w/his kids), the other day. his girl had picked up an applicator she found. who the f does that on the playground? blood is a biohazard! wtf? find a garbage can!

and, thug, that was hilarious!

[Jersey Thug]

always and their happy period bullshit can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

i prefer PLUG IT UP brand by Carrie.

i like Cherokee hair tampons. they're so much better for the environment!

and Sarah, i'm with you. dark chocolate IV drip, please and thank you.

[shadeelady]

those tampons do look like they glow in the dark. why the need for colors? are there really women who prance around showing these things off??

i like your idea sarah! let's do it! chocolate and periods are a much better idea than have a happy period. the person who came up with that slogan needs to be tarred and feathered.

thanks for the other free sample link, sarah! i like getting snail mail, too.

[Jersey Thug]

my buddy called me from the playground (w/his kids), the other day. his girl had picked up an applicator she found. who the f does that on the playground? blood is a biohazard! wtf? find a garbage can!

and, thug, that was hilarious!

my brother is an asshat but i do love him.

and EW! some people are just gross.

[hoagie]

are they made with hair from real Cherokees?

[Jersey Thug]

yup. all natural and 100% biodegradeable

[sarah b.]

if everbody ordered free samples and the people who don't use them donated them to their local food pantries (or to a food drive at a show), there would be a lot of people who might appreciate them. Or send to any female serviceperson. (PC dead, using phone, link later) or throw them in your first-aid kit/glovebox for random moment of need or wounds that are bleeding a lot (it's well-packed gauze on a string, kind of) .

true story: my mom once did an emergency tracheotomy on a guy who was in a car accident on the GWB (1986, undiagnosed properly at the time and manic as hell, but a research scientist w/a Ph.D. in physiology who knows how to do that right). She used a vpad from her (surgical/first-aid) kit to mop up blood. She was able to get him breathing and stayed w/him until the ambulance got there and paramedics could take over. ((gauze))

[sarah b.]

that's what brothers are for.

when there was straw spread all over the newly planted lawn at my dad's (and pip was 5), my cousin (my age) told her that straw is kids who don't look both ways before they cross the street. I agreed. ((family))

[u.s.blues]

if everbody ordered free samples and the people who don't use them donated them to their local food pantries (or to a food drive at a show), there would be a lot of people who might appreciate them. Or send to any female serviceperson. (PC dead, using phone, link later) or throw them in your first-aid kit/glovebox for random moment of need or wounds that are bleeding a lot (it's well-packed gauze on a string, kind of) .

true story: my mom once did an emergency tracheotomy on a guy who was in a car accident on the GWB (1986, undiagnosed properly at the time and manic as hell, but a research scientist w/a Ph.D. in physiology who knows how to do that right). She used a vpad from her (surgical/first-aid) kit to mop up blood. She was able to get him breathing and stayed w/him until the ambulance got there and paramedics could take over. ((gauze))

many, many years ago i had a late night bicycle accident. my chin was bleeding real bad, and i had no medical insurance. my friend at the time used some pads that she had in place of a first aid kit...it worked great aside from mockery by my friends.

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Free Shampoo Sample.

REC'D

[sarah b.]

((your friend's quick thinking))

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Free Construction Helmet Keychain *yes, you are a customer.




man what a slow day.

[sarah b.]

dude. what's going on?

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not a damn thing.

I think I hit the end of the internets. slow as shit here today (aka don't feel like doing my "busy work") and somehow ended up on this damn site.

http://www.fatwallet...ums/free-stuff/

[Slave Self Promoted]

not a damn thing.

I think I hit the end of the internets. slow as shit here today (aka don't feel like doing my "busy work") and somehow ended up on this damn site.

http://www.fatwallet...ums/free-stuff/

free endangered animal condoms.

"cover your tweedle, save the burying beatle"

[tiedyesky]

Took me 4 minutes to read this thread, no link views. I'll never get those back.....

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say again?

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Free Olive Oil REC'D 11/09

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Free Harley Davidson Poster kang'd.


Just got the poster, it's really nice, high quality print; and .... killer TUBE man.

[Ravn]

tampons are great for stopping bloody noses,,,

of course, then the next time it happens, your 7 year old will say "Mom! Quick! I need one of those nosebleed stoppers you keep in your backpack!"

[BoggleKng]

My friend's son 8 year old son wrapped a pad around his arm as a bandage and went back outside to play..

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Free sof n pretty hair care


obsessions are funny, and this is just one.

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Starbucks Haters:

Have them make you some hip and trendy "business cards"... FREE

[Misha]

not a damn thing.

I think I hit the end of the internets.

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yeah, this thread is no longer really about Kotex. Now I will continuously put silly things that can be sent to your mail box 100% free of monetary charges.

[sarah b.]

I appreciate that. ((snail mail))

[Misha]

I'm actually having fun ordering some of these freebies--better than getting those damned bills in the mail!

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It will be nice to break up that constant barrrage of "AMOUNT DUE"

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LOL>.... exactly Misha

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Philly Tote Bag

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Free Bird Biosecurity Calendar, ETC

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Free Dog Biscuits Samples from Grandma. *scroll to bottom.

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Also, today is National Happy Hour, where Budweiser is allegedly giving out free beer (samples?) at Bars nationwide.

details hard to find. http://www.budweiser...some-buds/index

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You kind of have to work for this one... but its a nice thermal flask.... REC'D, BEST FREEBIE SO FAR 11/10



Free Thermal Flask from Copenhagen.
requires a survey and some ID verification.

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Aleve Sample *leave membership field blank, ok.

10/23 Received. One Tablet.

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and in my second posting where the name begins with K and ends in X...

Free Kleenex REC'D

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Free sample of WISK

10/23 Received, Enough for 1 load

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PMS HELPER

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SHOUT

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so, nobody really is interested in any of this.

I'll stop.