Things I hate
#6
Posted 13 June 2012 - 03:25 AM
the new hipster fad of big glasses with huge lenses
people trying to outsing the artist they just spend 50 bucks to go see
certain dudes doing air guitar at a show, where they think the artist will see them and ask him/her to join on stage
people who don't use turn signals while driving
drivers going more than 5 miles per hour, under the speed limit
mosquitos
stomach flu
#21
Posted 13 June 2012 - 01:27 PM
Hummers (the vehicle, not the blow job...I have a seering hatred of the vehicle)
Giant SUVs (Escalades, Suburbans, Pilots, etc.)
People parking in the fire lane
Not using a turn signal
Slow walkers/pokey people (get the @#$% out of my way)
People I work with (either coworkers or clients) not putting any effort or pride into their work
Laziness
Ungratefulness/people not saying "Thank you"
#22
Posted 13 June 2012 - 01:42 PM
i also hate the idiots that believe the the lobby of my office building is their own personal office
& i also hate the idiots that use those stupid fucking nextel walkie talkies in public
basically i hate anyone that uses a cell phone in public
#30
Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:27 PM
Hazelnut anything, especially the coffee
Pre recorded telemarketer calls (the Seinfeld response doesn't work on those)
Dallas Cowboys (
New England Patriots
Putting away laundry
People who can't navigate their gargantuan SUVs
Women with baby strollers that take up all the room on the bike/running trail out here and get attitude when you yell "on your left", I really loathe them.
Straddledaddy. (this one's for you Erin
People that pretend to be good but are really not... at all.
I'll sign that stupid Nextel walkie talkie crap too, and people that talk with their stupid ear pieces in while shopping.
People that drive slow in the left lane on the highway then speed up when you try to go around them.
These are off the top of my head, I'm sure I'll have more to add later.
#33
Posted 13 June 2012 - 05:04 PM
#34
Posted 13 June 2012 - 05:54 PM
the floor of my upstairs bathroom
how fast the grass grows in my lawn
the empty space where the pool should be
the Jets, the Heat, the Yankees and Payton Manning
the feeling of raw onions crunching in my mouth
not having enough time or money to do everything I want to
incompetent customer service people
#35
Posted 13 June 2012 - 06:20 PM
Left Lane lovers, get the fuck out of my way
Right lane passers on city streets in traffic, only acceptable if someone is taking a left turn, if you try to get ahead of me up in traffic by passing me on my right I am going to cut you off.
Snobs and hypocrites.
Men who hit women.
#36
Posted 14 June 2012 - 09:05 AM
keller and reid a/k/a the singing elves (
)
You HATE this guy?! He's like 2 minutes from buying you a rootbeer at all times. He prolly has werthers originals in his pockets. He wants to help you carry in your damn groceries. You can not hate this man. No. No. No.
#41
Posted 15 June 2012 - 07:38 PM
Most of my "hates" are related to vehicles/driving:
Hummers (the vehicle, not the blow job...I have a seering hatred of the vehicle)
Giant SUVs (Escalades, Suburbans, Pilots, etc.)
People parking in the fire lane
Not using a turn signal
Slow walkers/pokey people (get the @#$% out of my way)
People I work with (either coworkers or clients) not putting any effort or pride into their work
Laziness
Ungratefulness/people not saying "Thank you"
You forgot fish in the microwave!
#46
Posted 16 June 2012 - 02:27 PM
I work in an area that is a bit financially depressed with lots of people like this. They slowly walk in front of your car at crosswalks when your light turns green. Knowing a few people from this area I am told this is their way of getting back at you for having a better life (I am unsure what that entails, but I can imagine). At one moment I went from hating on them to sadness for them.Ghetto people and saggy pants













