One time, i pissed in my own dresser
Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:34 AM
it was March 2000.. i was living my final year at Seton Hall University.. my fraternity had 3 houses off campus.. 2 were frequented most. First there was the stereotypical Kegs and Jungle Juice party(similar to Hurricane) house.. and then there was the Stoner house... the third, well.. never went there.. smart kids.. Anyway, so my evening began at the Jungle Juice party. Things began to go south as i was funneling the juice. I stumble over to the stoner house.. i check and test on their produce.. and had some shots.. next thing i remember, i am being walked back to campus by 2 of our pledges.. i remember getting to my room.. My bed was bunked up above 2 desks... Climbing up there was clearly not an option. So i crashed on the couch. Not long after, i puke in my room-mates Met's Garbage can.. not such a bad thing..lol. I, then, decide i need to change into some pajama shorts.. i open the appropriate drawar, and proceed to whip out the little Occifer.. and as i spray onto all of my shorts, my room-mate wakes up and scream, "Boland, What the Ef are you doing!!!!??!!" I turn my head, stare back at him.. and say.. "just a little Pee pee... Pikachu!!! "
Morning comes, i kinda forgot... went to classes all day... came back mid afternoon to a barrel of insults and laughter from my suitemates.... i was hoping it was a bad dream... opened my drawar.. the clothes all soaked.. roll of quarters later, the clothes were cleaned.
Not super exciting, i know.. Where are some odd places you have done the Piss?
Posted 04 June 2012 - 12:52 AM
i apologize if anyone is grossed out... it's not like i put the clothes on.. or did anything too nasty... i just thought i would share that story to get it off my chest, since we are all family here.
Oh, I know... but I'm just thinking about you waking up & realizing you have a drawerful of pissed on clothes. Its nasty and hysterical all at the same time.
Posted 04 June 2012 - 03:16 AM
anyone who has played with legos knows the only way to do it is dump the whole bucket on the carpet.
i didn't get in trouble oddly enough. my mom washed them in the bathtub and the bucket sits in my kitchen today.
anyone wanna come play with legos?
Posted 17 July 2012 - 06:04 PM
oh and He now works for homelad security
Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:18 PM
I had a party once and a friend woke up from the couch and walked to the front door and started to pee... Someone at the party who didn't know the pee person looks at me I was just happy he opened the screen door and didn't pee on it!