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[chefjeff]

Ok! Here is how it goes. First! I had an absolute blast at this fest!!!!! Met great neighbors !!! So coming out from Sat Night amazing DSO set I went down to campground to find the Porto's completely full. Ok Just deal with it and I still have an amazing smile on my face. How can you not after amazing music. Other people in this world have LOTS more to deal with than this! So I improvise and decide to take a # 2 in a 12 pack harpoon box next to my truck and then proceed to have a few more Harpoons then put the empties on top of number 2 . But! I did have a really warm beer so decided to put in so said box.

Well The wooks set up camp when I was in show. HE HE. Sorry. But when next morning I woke up. They were partying all night. No problem! I went out to them to wish them a good morning. And they said .... Strait out. They found the box of Harpoon and found the unfortunate suprise It was not intensional). I just had to go! I tucked the box under the truck to get rid of it the next morning. They also stole me chair. But I got it back. They certainly felt stupid

Funny thing is the warm beer I left was still gone!

They left the tent they set up too.

Rookies

Chefjeff

[Occifer Boland]

hmm.. a new harpoon flavor in the making?? some wook is gonna bank off your shit..

[Julius]

Awesome frontier justice!

[B. Diddy]

Wait, so you took a dump in a box and then put warm Harpoon IPAs on TOP of the dump? Is that what you did? And the wookies next door were stealing your beer and discovered your surprise, and then they TOLD you about it?!?!

Is that what happened, Jeff?

Because if so, that is marvelous. Truly splendid.

[Joker]

[Ginger Snap]

[TEO]

WINNING


chefjeff, you are still AWESOME.

[Rionach aka Spec K]

gross
what'd you wipe your ass with?

[nikkiblue]

Wait, so you took a dump in a box and then put warm Harpoon IPAs on TOP of the dump? Is that what you did? And the wookies next door were stealing your beer and discovered your surprise, and then they TOLD you about it?!?! Is that what happened, Jeff? Because if so, that is marvelous. Truly splendid.

LOLOLOL!!!!!!! Its the putting the warm beers on top of the poop that confused me.... lol.

[Mind Left Body]

Great story Jeff!!

[chefjeff]

Another funny part of this was there was ONE guy (trying to drum) on his drum (sucked) When I woke up and saw them all I told him That he should have his drum licence revoked and Mickey Hart would be devistated. They heard Mickey Hart and the face went blank. I just had an amazing weekend. And I do love the fact folks can really have a really non violent weekend even if you dont know how to play a drum.! I know I can't that's why I dont!

[chefjeff]

OK Spec K.

Oh sometime's you really don't get it. Of course I had sanitary items with me.

Spec K

You always want to cause shit around here and Im not here that much

Your to negative!!!

Cake!

Chefjeff

[JBetty]

You used coffee filters, didn't you.

[hoagie]

Why didnt you throw away the box like, immediately after dropping a deuce?

I guess its cool you got your poop on some other people... ha ha?

*puzzled*

[georgi]

[hoagie]

[Terrapin Station]

The wook's were definitely over populated at Mighty High. Seen a couple wook fights on the concert field. Seen 5 wooks drop during the DSO and Machine sets and needed medical assistance.

I def. wouldn't have let my camping shit laying out if I wasn't in a big group.

[chefjeff]

This is why I don't come to this board anymore! See you at the Vibes

[hoagie]

I def. wouldn't have left my camping shit laying out if I wasn't in a big group.

Cheffjeff left his camping shit under a warm Harpoon!

[Phishfolk]

[Jwheelz]

[TEO]

This is why I don't come to this board anymore! See you at the Vibes

Understood

[Jersey Thug]

Understood

totally. but i look forward to seeing you at the Vibes too

[Again and Again]

I like your story Chef Jeff.

[Jwheelz]

I find the ignore feature is quite useful... but totally understand as well... look forward to seeing (meeting?) you at vibes Jeff

[Eco]

You come and tell a funny story and then say see you in months?

Not fair!

[Kuzsin]

....did any of these wooks have long red hair and almost naked....

[Mama Kel]

You used coffee filters, didn't you.

[foo]

You used coffee filters, didn't you.

I vote this post of the day!

[crazysage]

thats a pretty funny story.
I've heard of piss warm beer before, but shit warm beer may be a first

[Depends]

I find the ignore feature is quite useful... but totally understand as well... look forward to seeing (meeting?) you at vibes Jeff

This

I have 2 people on ignore. My experience here is a much happier one...

[foo]

Someone tell Depends I say hello!

[Erinisme]

cheffjeff how did I manage to miss you all weekend?

There were more then a fair share of wooks at this fest

and I personally think it's a fabulous story!

[jagermonster]

So.. you shit in a box...and left it under your truck....but they're the wooks?

[Kashmir]

That's the best story I've heard in a while!!

Fuck the haters, you seem awesome!!!!

[alsoa]

So.. you shit in a box...and left it under your truck....but they're the wooks?

[Jambear]

Dude......i am quite upset about what you did to those beers!

Proper wook ettiquette would have been shit in the box and toss it under the wooks tent.

Then chill said beers and sit back to enjoy the fun and the beers.

[sarah b.]

That's funny! I love you, Cheffrey.

[scarfire]

best festival story i've heard in years cheff!

those porta-shitters were mighty high - a total disgrace after 3 years of mighty highness

i think the guilty wook who discovered the harpoon turd might be posting in this thread.

[Little Ho Peep]

I was howling when I heard this - just desserts!

[Heady]

So.. you shit in a box...and left it under your truck....but they're the wooks?

This What I was thinking all along

[JBetty]

Crackers!!!

Love that movie