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Just got the call. I'm going to Alinea.


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#1 TheDHJ

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:30 PM

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Pinch me.

#2 nikkiblue

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:32 PM

Whats that?

#3 gregoir

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:35 PM

a very expensive restaurant

#4 nikkiblue

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:36 PM

Awesome! Do they serve Pizza? :drool:

#5 TEO

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:36 PM

Congratulations on your special day.

Seriously!

#6 gregoir

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:41 PM

Awesome! Do they serve Pizza? :drool:


Put it this way the price on the bottom of the menu is over half my weekly pay.

#7 nikkiblue

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:42 PM

lol! I was just looking at it. The food is beautiful! do you get that entire menu for $210??

#8 nikkiblue

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:46 PM

Looks like a toad sitting under a blanket. :coffee:

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#9 nancykind

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:47 PM

my dad threw a 9 course dinner party not long ago and i thought that was nuts! :lol: let us know what you think once you've been there dhj.


The menu is now downsized to 18 courses, with 6 of them being desserts. The food now looks and tastes much more conventional, nothing deconstructed and they weren’t very novel. Many of the courses consisted of only one bite, and they were too small of a bite to taste anything. One of the courses was one leave – just one single leave with some seasoning on it counted as a course. Another course was one single oyster on the half shell. It tasted good but one doesn’t need to go to Alinea to get oyster on the half shell. If not for the six desserts that filled us up with all that sugar, we would have left the place feeling hungry. Most disappointing of all is that the food preparation was not as novel as it once was. They are much more conventional now. The presentation, however, was always stunning. The elaborate and stylish utensils were designed for their dishes, and every dish was a show just on presentation. I walked pass the kitchen and saw quite a few of the staff putting tiny flowers on the little pieces of food with tweezers. Clearly the focus now is on the presentation rather than the food preparation, which is very disappointing.

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:47 PM

this requires a full play-by-play with #1s, #3s, and smell-o-board. :thup:

#11 nikkiblue

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:50 PM

Somebody picked all the grapes off this one, and just left the stem...

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#12 Tim the Beek

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:51 PM

Awesome! Do they serve Pizza? :drool:


:lmao:

#13 nancykind

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:07 PM

i want to see pics of these utensils! :)

#14 TheDHJ

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:35 PM

this requires a full play-by-play with #1s, #3s, and smell-o-board. :thup:


I seriously feel the same way I did when I found out the redhead was pregnant.

#15 PieDoh

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:30 PM

Yes, mr. DHJ, your reservations for Albany are confirmed...shall I reserve a carrion?

#16 TheDHJ

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:22 AM

One more hour.

#17 TEO

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:23 AM

Are you tingling with anticipation?

#18 Jwheelz

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:24 AM

enjoy! :)

#19 Smiles

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:29 AM

I fail to see the appeal of this. Then again, I'm uncultured swine.

Everything is too pretty to eat!

#20 Smiles

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:39 AM

♫ rock-a-by bacon on a thing-a-majig ♫
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#21 TheDHJ

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 02:41 AM

A few courses in and I just came in my pants.

#22 TEO

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 02:47 AM

:clapping:

Did you get that bacon rocker thingy? :crazy:

#23 TEO

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 02:47 AM

Oh and ShamWow, STAT.

#24 TheDHJ

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:09 AM

Good God I'm fucking blessed...and drunk.

#25 Eco

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:49 AM

The menu is now downsized to 18 courses, .


I feel bad for the waitstaff that has to bring all 18 courses, a good pizza joint only has to bring one.

#26 TheDHJ

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:52 AM

Sat next to the president of Turkey!!!

#27 Smiles

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 07:43 AM

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What did he think of the bacon hammock?

#28 nancykind

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 09:40 AM

or the leaf with spices? :D

#29 insolent cur

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 12:29 PM

I feel bad for the waitstaff that has to bring all 18 courses, a good pizza joint only has to bring one.


who gets the larger tip... ? ;)

#30 deadheadskier

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 06:18 PM

menu?


did you grab Grant's ass?

#31 Geminimoon

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 06:56 PM

how was it?

#32 sure-ur-rightdancer

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 11:15 PM

very cool sounds like a great experience

#33 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:18 AM

The menu with wine pairings. Take it in...more coming.

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#34 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:35 AM

menu? did you grab Grant's ass?


I asked for him, but he was at Next. I was going to thank him and have him sign my copy of the menu.

#35 cj

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:44 AM

did you take any pics of your food?

#36 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:52 AM

did you take any pics of your food?


Of course. Just behind on posting. It'll all be uploaded to the blog this week!

#37 Count P-Funk

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 02:52 AM

So jealous but so happy for you. Can't wait to read the blog.

#38 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 02:58 AM

I was half in the bag...the sommelier looked like Zach Galifinakis with a pink bow tie. One of the wines of the pairing was a fortified wine...to which I said "oh, just like Thunderbird". That got quite the chuckle. :lol:

#39 deadheadskier

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:45 AM

favorite course?

#40 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:47 AM

The burn morels. They served it over stones that rested on an charred wood base...the dish came out smelling like a pleasant fire...then the morels!?!? Just how they grow is incredible.

The lamb came three ways, shank, saddle and loin. A plate of 61 garnishes accompanied. 61.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:51 AM

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#42 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:54 AM

:lol:

In the afternoon, before I went to Alinea I took the L to New Chinatown and had a full Viet meal with a friend. Ca ri ga, banh cuon, bun and some ca phe. I think I was nervous and needed comfort food. It turned out to be the perfect palate cleanser. :lol: Funny how things happen.

#43 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:56 AM

The menu is now downsized to 18 courses, with 6 of them being desserts. The food now looks and tastes much more conventional, nothing deconstructed and they weren’t very novel. Many of the courses consisted of only one bite, and they were too small of a bite to taste anything. One of the courses was one leave – just one single leave with some seasoning on it counted as a course. Another course was one single oyster on the half shell. It tasted good but one doesn’t need to go to Alinea to get oyster on the half shell. If not for the six desserts that filled us up with all that sugar, we would have left the place feeling hungry. Most disappointing of all is that the food preparation was not as novel as it once was. They are much more conventional now. The presentation, however, was always stunning. The elaborate and stylish utensils were designed for their dishes, and every dish was a show just on presentation. I walked pass the kitchen and saw quite a few of the staff putting tiny flowers on the little pieces of food with tweezers. Clearly the focus now is on the presentation rather than the food preparation, which is very disappointing.


This person is a whinebaby and should not be allowed to eat anywhere except McDonalds.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:03 AM

So what's next? This kind of sounds like the pinnacle of dining

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:06 AM

The burn morels. They served it over stones that rested on an charred wood base...the dish came out smelling like a pleasant fire...then the morels!?!? Just how they grow is incredible. The lamb came three ways, shank, saddle and loin. A plate of 61 garnishes accompanied. 61.


That's really fucking cool.

Did the waiter explain that this has been the second shit morel season in a row (following 3 epic seasons) and the only decent morels available are Fire morels in limited quantities?

Totally ballz. I know I should never be over impressed with Grant because he's the man, but I'm wicked fucking impressed. To deliver greatness in ingredient during a shitty season is really impressive; especially being playful with the fire theme.

I need to see a picture of that dish Josh

#46 deadheadskier

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:08 AM

So what's next? This kind of sounds like the pinnacle of dining


Next is next.

that's why grant was there, instead of Alinea.

Next is true gastro-theatre

#47 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:09 AM

The pic is posted above.

Jon it's not the pinnacle. That's French Laundry.

#48 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:10 AM

Next is next.

that's why grant was there, instead of Alinea.

Next is true gastro-theatre


The som told me he can't even get in there. That's how ridiculous it is.

#49 deadheadskier

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:18 AM

Jon it's not the pinnacle. That's Noma.


:coffee:

#50 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:54 PM

Noma is a 2 star.