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#1 I MAN

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 09:31 AM

... I'm looking for a good excuse to take a couple days off, any suggestions?? :couch1:

#2 gram-man

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 10:27 AM

There's a flu going around. I keep seeing players on The Mets going down from it.

#3 Occifer Boland

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:28 AM

Stomach flu and pink eye usually work for me

#4 Spidergawd

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:57 AM

Uncontrollable, projectile diarrhea.

#5 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:11 PM

Ebola virus

#6 gram-man

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:18 PM

OOOO....you could say horrible flesh eating bacteria! But then you'd have to say you got better really really quick...so I don't know how that would work...


...hmmmmm

#7 Java Time

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:36 PM

sorry i can't come in...my dog ate my car

#8 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:40 PM

Uncontrollable, projectile diarrhea.

#9 Joker

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:54 PM

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#10 Java Time

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:56 PM

the country of Japan has asked for my help in ridding Tokyo of some large dinosaurish reptilian thingy...see ya Monday! :thumbsup:

#11 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 12:59 PM

I don't feel like coming to work, so I'm not.

#12 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:01 PM

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#13 georgi

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:13 PM

The poops. They never question the poops. :lol:

#14 vinandtonic

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 02:19 PM

stomach flu is going around my work. i don't necessarily believe that everyone who has called out has it, but not like I can really ask for proof either.

#15 Terrapin Station

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 02:54 PM

Diarrhea shit pants always works for me. :undecided:

#16 Java Time

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:10 PM

stomach flu is going around my work. i don't necessarily believe that everyone who has called out has it, but not like I can really ask for proof either.


please supply a reverse peristalsis sample upon your return to work?!? :eek1:

#17 Terrapin Station

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:12 PM

Really?

That is the last one I would use. lol.


threw your back out...works every time ;)



#18 Deadshow Dan

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 03:17 PM

Yeah, I could use a hot lil Miss too ;)

#19 Terrapin Station

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:01 PM

Just seems like a really unbelievable excuse in my opinion.

Do you use that 6 times a year? or just once in a blue moon?

#20 PieDoh

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 04:02 PM

I had a concretion in my eyelid...just cost me to get it remedied too...

#21 TEO

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 05:05 PM

Your shift as TEO's cabana boy.

#22 Jam Fan

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:59 PM

the country of Japan has asked for my help in ridding Tokyo of some large dinosaurish reptilian thingy...see ya Monday! :thumbsup:


aren't there aliens creating a portal in Japan?
i saw it on the interweb

#23 Gypsy Bob

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:25 PM

Jerry Springer is hosting Lesbian Transsexual Inbred Stripper Week...

#24 Heady

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 04:10 PM

Pink eye worked for me today.. though I do think I have it, as well as a ruptured ear drum. Just bought myself a 4 day weekend yo!!

#25 Jabadoodle

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 05:14 PM

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Bob: "Peter, it looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob."

#26 nancykind

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 05:23 PM

Pink eye worked for me today.. though I do think I have it, as well as a ruptured ear drum. Just bought myself a 4 day weekend yo!!


good luck at the new job! :thup: :lol:

#27 I MAN

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 08:27 AM

.....as it turns out, I twisted my ankle while cutting the grass. Had to ice it, and stay off it for a couple days.....

#28 Java Time

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:32 PM

.....as it turns out, I twisted my ankle while cutting the grass. Had to ice it, and stay off it for a couple days.....


:rolleyes: twisted my ankle...jeez

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#29 Java Time

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:36 PM

aren't there aliens creating a portal in Japan?
i saw it on the interweb


no doubt they'll come calling on me to fix that li'l problem the next time I need a four day weekend :wink:

#30 Terrapin Station

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:43 PM

Fail.


Especially when they see you out running around. :lol:


.....as it turns out, I twisted my ankle while cutting the grass. Had to ice it, and stay off it for a couple days.....



#31 Occifer Boland

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:00 PM

sorry boss, it's nice outside.. i'm gonna drink and play golf.. then to my wife.. i say, "hey honey i gotta go into work an hour early and stay a little late.."

#32 Java Time

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

i'd just tell them I haven't called in sick in 12 years

I'm taking Friday and Monday off







besides...Japan needs me!

#33 georgi

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:52 PM

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Bob: "Peter, it looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob."


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#34 gregoir

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:07 PM

yeah I've never made up an excuse and called out. I think I've missed 5 days of work for being sick since I graduated college.

#35 August West

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 05:34 PM

call in well

tell them you have been sick ever since you started working there