...by random people on the internet
ill start,
i wouldnt pork you for practice
the official "lets all get offended" thread...
Started by
capt_morgan
, May 15 2012 02:20 AM
46 replies to this topic
#29
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- VibeTribe
- 7,560 posts
Posted 15 May 2012 - 03:38 AM
Sean, you paid me a compliment.
Yeah. Wouldn't be the first time, but I guess I broke the spirit of the thread
How's this - go choke on an emu dick!How can you have a PhD and be a professional hippie?
Somebody has to say "fuck it - the system sucks and I don't want to play anymore." I choose to do less professionally (as far as my education goes) and more in terms of charitable works. And it's not without some self-serving thoughts - I aim to spend winters in Mexico within the next few years...
#42
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- VibeTribe
- 23,286 posts
- LocationShoreline, CT
Posted 12 February 2013 - 02:51 PM
First of you you fucking littel pacifist hippies. this conversation makes me want to drive to your house and expulge the 18 hours of nausia I've had on your face. Second of all "peace" and "what's the point?" are NOT the answer. You would relize that if you didn't have your head so far shoved up some jambands ass to realize the meaning of life. you would relize that if you had the day that I had. you would realize that if my friend (who happens to be a newly wed with a 3 month old baby) who is still unaccounted for, was your friend too. This is horrible devistation that should be delt with shiftly and severly. Thank god Bush is 1000 times SMARTER than your asses or we would all be taken over and isolated to live in kansas.
Sorry for the frustration, but it jsut makes me sick that you'd actually be playing devils advocate right now.
No, they should not load all the jews on a boat, get em out, and then blow up the middle east. They should find those responsible and quickly, and kill EVERY fucking one of them.
hippies. can't I listen to music without dealing with certain people like this?
#45
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- VibeTribe
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- LocationShoreline, CT
Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:57 AM
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#46
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- VibeTribe
- 23,286 posts
- LocationShoreline, CT
Posted 08 March 2013 - 12:59 AM
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
