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[Lazy Lightning]

Got my plates! My MA plates! Gettin' more legit every werkin' day... Lookitmego!!!

Now I won't get fined for having an expired sticker when I cross into Ontario next weekend for my first fest of the season!

Of course, I could still get arrested. They sent me a jury summons while I was no longer living in the province, so I was an official "no show." They don't like that. I had to send them a letter. I hope they got it...

[Tim the Beek]

Tell 'em you're kind of an American, and we don't take shit from no foreigners.

[Lazy Lightning]

It'd be kind ironic to be arrested when returning to the country I am a citizen of... Better make sure I have a quarter on me to make that phone call...

[Terrapin Station]

Dont tell them your 'Merican now. They hate traders.

[JBetty]

It'd be kind ironic to be arrested when returning to the country I am a citizen of... Better make sure I have a quarter on me to make that phone call...

And a friend with $11

[Jwheelz]

And a friend with 5 toonies and a loonie

fix'd

[Lazy Lightning]

Wait, it's jumped to $11?!

Or is this just some sexy jail talk that I'm not hep to?

[PieDoh]

Do the plates say "crzy knk"?

[Lazy Lightning]

Besides getting arrested for missing jury duty, my other big concern is the weather - May 2-4 weekend is always kinda dicey... So much so that the last time I camped that weekend I promised myself I'd never do it again.

Please be warm! Please be warm!

[Lazy Lightning]

Do the plates say "crzy knk"?

OMG, I wish!!!

I haven't decided what they say yet... My Ontario plates translate to "a wayward transvestite from NY"

[Joker]

Now you just have to learn to signal correctly

(This is pretty much the only one you need to know)

[JBetty]

Or is this just some sexy jail talk that I'm not hep to?

Yup!

[Lazy Lightning]

Is that the "rear-end me" signal?

I'm a very GOOD driver.

[Lazy Lightning]

11... 11... 1 on 1?

[JBetty]

Some conversations are best had face to face.

[JBetty]

So come on down for some Portuguese paella and we'll have a little chat!

[Lazy Lightning]

And not ass-to-ass?

[JBetty]

And certainly not face to ass.

[Lazy Lightning]

I'm actually going to make that paella tomorrow night - we're finally have that dinner party!

But we'll definitely come down sometime soon and meet for dinner. I'd like that very much.

[Lazy Lightning]

And certainly not face to ass.

That's the Capt's territory!

[Terrapin Station]

I thought face to ass was ok


But ass to face was the no no?

And certainly not face to ass.

[JBetty]

But as Lola so wisely pointed out, the good Cap'n is the expert here.

[Lazy Lightning]

Yes, we need to defer to the expert...