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[Tim the Beek]

and I'm back in the game!

[Ginger Snap]

[In A Silent Way]

[nancykind]

no, you're Tim The Beek, and you are back in the game.

and congrats!

[gregoir]

you're in Damn Right? that's fucking heady

[Tim the Beek]

no, you're Tim The Beek, and you are back in the game. and congrats!

LOL! So, um, how do I fix that, Vibe Guide?

Thanks for the congrats!

[gregoir]

You could train the bees to take care to the stalker

[nancykind]

by trying to figure out the documentation that was given to me instead of assistance? sorry!! someday i might actually be up for the archeological dig but i am not a computer person and that kind of particular research is not my forte, especially lately!

[china cat]

Honey for everyone

[gregoir]

Honey for everyone

don't get any stuck in your whoha

[Tim the Beek]

you're in Damn Right? that's fucking heady

I am pretty fucking heady. I'm just subtle about it.

[gregoir]

I am pretty fucking heady. I'm just subtle about it.

I'm pretty fucking prudish and boring I just labeled myself in an interesting manner.

[Tim the Beek]

don't get any stuck in your whoha

Which I'm, guessing, is sweeter than honey.

[Tim the Beek]

I'm pretty fucking prudish and boring I just labeled myself in an interesting manner.

Boring you ain't.

[Eco]

@Tim, assuming by your picture that you make honey.... if so I want some! My local guy retired and gave away his hives.....I refuse to buy from major retailers...sell me some!

[Tim the Beek]

Gonna probably be a year before I have any meaningful amount. Starting over this year because a bear wiped me out last year.

And the bees make the honey...I just crack the whip.

If there are any farmer's markets local to you, there's usually a beekeeper or two...

[nancykind]

oh my goodness, i didn't hear about the bear!!

[Tim the Beek]

oh my goodness, i didn't hear about the bear!!

The weekend of the Halloween Storm...lost several apple trees that weekend too. Not my favorite few days ever.

[Eco]

Gonna probably be a year before I have any meaningful amount. Starting over this year because a bear wiped me out last year. And the bees make the honey...I just crack the whip. If there are any farmer's markets local to you, there's usually a beekeeper or two...

Winnie the poo wiped you out...epic!

"Farmer markets" are a little suspect to me...some people resell shit they did not grow....

[Tim the Beek]

Pretty easy to tell by looking at what's being offered/talking with the folks at the market if it's local/from a small farm, or from a big corporate outfit, I think.

[Depends]

Winnie the poo wiped you out...epic! "Farmer markets" are a little suspect to me...some people resell shit they did not grow....

I know a couple of places in Mass/NH that have local honey...

[Eco]

Pretty easy to tell by looking at what's being offered/talking with the folks at the market if it's local/from a small farm, or from a big corporate outfit, I think.

Yup...."how many hives do you have, how far do your bees go, how much do you harvest from each hive, how much do you have to leave so they survive the winter"....pretty easy to pick out the bullshitters....just trying to find a source without going to a bullshitter market...

[Eco]

I know a couple of places in Mass/NH that have local honey...

Any of them sell in the cones (not sure that is the correct term), I love it that way instead of in the jar even if the cones are seconds (cheaper that way)?

[china cat]

Winnie the poo wiped you out...epic! "Farmer markets" are a little suspect to me...some people resell shit they did not grow....

Yup...."how many hives do you have, how far do your bees go, how much do you harvest from each hive, how much do you have to leave so they survive the winter"....pretty easy to pick out the bullshitters....just trying to find a source without going to a bullshitter market...

you seem grumpy

[Tim the Beek]

combs

[Depends]

Any of them sell in the cones (not sure that is the correct term), I love it that way instead of in the jar even if the cones are seconds (cheaper that way)?

There is a guy in Carlisle that sells honey in combs... I will be going to my local organic farm this week, I'll talk to them about other beeks...

[Depends]

you seem grumpy

bee in his bonnet....

[Tim the Beek]

bee in his bonnet....

Oh dear Lord...

[Eco]

you seem grumpy

Yup....I like my honey and I've been without it for some time. Plus my organic hydro cucumbers are flowing for months and they are too lazy to spread pollen a couple of inches so I have no cucumbers to eat....I have to jack off plants(for pollen) for something to eat...other than that I'm not grumpy.

[china cat]

.I have to jack off plants

Depends, do you want to handle this one?

[Smiles]

Tried an oscilating fan Eco?

edit: nm that won't work huh? Apparently cukes are better suited to be pollinated by bees than wind. I think someone on this board keeps bees

[Jabadoodle]

And the bees make the honey...I just crack the whip.

Very Awesome!

Oh, and if you could make a hive shaped like a lion's head, well now THAT would be heady.

[nancykind]

Winnie the poo wiped you out...epic! "Farmer markets" are a little suspect to me...some people resell shit they did not grow....

have a conversation with them, then you'll know. we have people who sell local honey where the producers are not in the farmers market, but i don't have any issue with that.

[Tim the Beek]

Very Awesome!

Oh, and if you could make a hive shaped like a lion's head, well now THAT would be heady.

Fiercely heady.

[Tabbooma]

Tabbooma was stung by a bee once, he did not care for it, he does tho like honey and rabbit holes

[Depends]

Depends, do you want to handle this one?

I tend to be more of a human on human sexual type of guy...

[Smiles]

you haven't lived until you've assisted monoecious sexual reproduction. its h0t.

[Tim the Beek]

you haven't lived until you've assisted monoecious sexual reproduction. its h0t.

[Terrapin Station]

Depends, do you want to handle this one?

[Depends]

Depends, do you want to handle this one?

Screw it. Have the plant meet me down in L&S, I will talk it through rubbing one out....

[KrisNYG]

I would like some of this honey please. I think you owe me.

[Tim the Beek]

For sure...like I said prolly not til next year, prolly. But if serious magic happens (other than the serious magic which is already happening. barf ) and I have some sorta crop this year...

[KrisNYG]

Ok. < ----- you know what kind I mean.

[Tim the Beek]

[little frog]

mmmm .. honey .. and ice cream ... mmmmmm

[china cat]

For sure...like I said prolly not til next year, prolly. But if serious magic happens (other than the serious magic which is already happening. barf ) and I have some sorta crop this year...

[TakeAStepBack]

It's like a barf-orama around here with you two.

[TakeAStepBack]

Oh, and grats on getting back in the game, Tim. I'd love to check that whole set up out and how it works one day.

[Tim the Beek]

Oh, and grats on getting back in the game, Tim. I'd love to check that whole set up out and how it works one day.

Thanks brev!

You're expected to come check it out at some point...

[TakeAStepBack]

We need to work that out soon.......that would be a lot of fun.