10 replies to this topic

[JBetty]

This morning there is a chipmunk in the ladies room.
He's not very happy, getting chased around by a guy with a box and a sheet of cardboard.
Today I'm going to lobby for getting a couple of shop cats.

[georgi]

Let me guess...somebody is going to kill it?

[JBetty]

No - apparently this is a catch and release shop.

[MeOmYo]

#3s?

[tyedyedee]

ah, i played this game once when my ophelia thought bringing a live, freaked out chipmunk up 3 floors to my bedroom was a great idea
it took hours to corner him but i released him back in the yard, much to her chagrin

although ophelia has the urge to catch critters and birds, unfortunately she doesnt have the blood lust to kill them
i would make sure if you guys get shop kitties that they are bloodthirsty

[georgi]

No - apparently this is a catch and release shop.

Oh yay!

[JBetty]

Hmmmmmmmmm


Deep fried Chipmunk appetizers.
Trap 30 to 50 average sized chipmunks
Burn the hair off with a propane torch
Wash in clean cool water the pat dry
Season to taste
Dip in beer batter
Place in deep fryer until golden brown
Bonapatite

If it doesnt sound tasty in English then here is the recipe in French
Deep frit Chipmunk amuse-gueule
Recouvrement chipmunks tailles moyennes de 30 à 50
Brûle les cheveux avec un flambeau de propane
Laver à leau froide et propre, le pat sec
Assaisonner au goût
Plonger dans le parfum de la bière
Placer dans la friteuse jus au brun doré
Bonapatite!

[CTMuleman]

Chase it to the bookkeeper's office!

[JBetty]

I'd rather feed her a deep fried chipmunk appetizer.

[bigtoddy]

Release it far far away, or else he'll be back and bring his buddies with him.

[JBetty]

Oooh nice! Then my argument for shop kitties will be that much stronger.