52 replies to this topic

[Royal]

I wouldnt know. Seems all the short women are married or lesbians or both.

[Eco]

Sucking and short= no sore knees when sucking.

I did some work for a midget/small people/whatever the PC term is a few weeks ago and seeing how they have to live in a house that was built for normal(not sure if normal is PC) people it looked like it sucked for them. The wife had to use a small step ladder to do anything on the kitchen counters and I have no clue how she reached the cupboards. Really cool people and while I wanted to ask their options on living in a house that was designed for taller people I wimped out.

[Ravn]

Eco, and on the opposite end of that spectrum,,,

when I am rich and can build my dream house, everything will be built bigger because I get back aches leaning down to use a kitchen built for "regular" height people. Everything in my kitchen will be built to my height (6ft2)

[TakeAStepBack]

Short people are hot too. 3' 11"d

[sums]

yeah, well, short people live longer

(yeah, that's all i got...)

[Tabbooma]

Short people can look up and see your nose hairs and let you know when you need a trim

[seany]

I remember going to the U-Melt Halloween party at Red Square in Albany ~ 2006. One of my friends was there with me and she's about 5'6" - she felt like an Amazon woman in the room

That said, there are so many beautiful "short" women on this board and otherwise. I can't say I have a preference, but "shortness" has never been on my radar in terms of beauty

[sums]

Short people can look up and see your nose hairs and let you know when you need a trim

thank you. i knew there was something else!

[Jwheelz]

shorter women are great! especially when you spend your whole life sitting down like I do

[capt_morgan]

i dont date girls taller than me...hurts my neck

[KrisNYG]

"size matters not. look at me. judge me by size do you? hmm? hmm. and well you should not. for my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is. ~ yoda may the 4th be with you!




This was taken just before Heidi and I slayed Roo with our super awesome water guns.

[KrisNYG]

We're coming for you next Ryan. muahhhhh!

[seany]

Heidi is a force to be reckoned with And you are not short, if it matters...

[cassady]

short?
i can deal with...........

sliverless???????????

damn...............just damn............

[Royal]

Kristin

[insolent cur]

want to walk on guilded slivers?

[seany]

To put it in perspective, we're all shrinking...

[cassady]

i 'm surrounded by zealots.........

[KrisNYG]

GO TO BED BUTCH!!! NO SLIVERS FOR YOU. However you may get a fucking splinter if you're not careful.

[seany]

i 'm surrounded by zealots.........

You're surrounded by heathens, Butch. Get it right

[cassady]

damn................busted again.............

[KrisNYG]

Surrounded by Zealots, really? Is that what you're aiming for? Last time I chimed in there was one and he thought he was speaking to someone else). (so can't wait for that to come out cause she'll pee).

[Eco]

shorter women are great! especially when you spend your whole life sitting down like I do

I would of guessed taller women would be better if they wear skirts.....

[cassady]

tell me when will you be mine? oh tell me quando, quando, quando???????


lol...........ok, ok mayday, mayday............dad going down............

[KrisNYG]

Good night Dad! XO

[KrisNYG]

Good night Lisa, Adam, John Boy, Mary Ellen...

[gregoir]

tell me when will you be mine? oh tell me quando, quando, quando??????? lol...........ok, ok mayday, mayday............dad going down............

hope mom enjoys it

[KrisNYG]

Damn you Greg!!!

[gregoir]

boogedy boogedy spoo

[seany]

Goodnight dad, princess

Rage on, Greg

[gregoir]

Goodnight dad, princess Rage on, Greg

Just getting started. took Grandma to see The Avengers now it's just me, the biscuits and the magic of Busch Light.

[kramer]

Heidi was the first boardie to come to mind when I saw this thread (((((shorties)))))

[gregoir]

better then fatties

[kramer]

Naw, I like phatties too

[Smiles]

Lives fo the shorties

[PieDoh]

Yeah, I was like broke for years...and when people would ask me for spare change, I'd usually tell them I was kinda short......

[Depends]

worst part of being short? Crowded elevators....

[Geminimoon]

I may be short but i am fierce!

Being vertically challenged I will admitt that it has its downfalls like having to have a step ladder to get something off the top shelf in my kitchen....

But a plus is that when there is a low tree branch, i do not have to duck.

http://shortpeopleproblems.tumblr.com/

[manzanita stark]

I'll never forget the controversy surrounding this song when it achieved airplay in the 70s.

(if I pretend real hard I'm 5'5")

[PeaceFrog]

Randy Newman FTW

Funny how one person's sense of humor is highly offensive to someone else.

seems there's never a shortage of people to be offended by something.

[JBetty]

I wouldnt know. Seems all the short women are married or lesbians or both.

5'3" and I'm neither.

[Feesh]

Not really... At least it's easy to wash your hair in the shower.

[Geminimoon]

yes but it is hard to adjust the shower head

[manzanita stark]

Not really... At least it's easy to wash your hair in the shower.

...and easier to take a golden one!

[lostchord]

Yay for shorties!!! 4'11.5" right here. We're fiesty.

[concert andy]

I am on the taller side too at 6', altough my mom and dad are both under 5'9", whew. And one of my aunt's is 4'11 ish. The joke is the world is taller then her.

I must admit, I always had thing for short chicks!

[Java Time]

I wasn't always tall...didn't grow til I was 19.

high school was pretty tough...








when you're only 5' 11"


short or tall chicks? doesn't matter as long as they aren't sickened by the looks of me

[Tabbooma]

Vertically challenged people are great at picking up shark teeth and shells on the Florida beaches

[melissaphish]

I was 5'9" by the time I was 13 and I envied the shorter girls who could date any boy they wanted, not just the tall ones.

But now I like being tall - I think I am the perfect height (of course I do, if I was 5'6" I would probably think that was perfect too)

[Feesh]

...and easier to take a golden one!

I don't have any personal experience with that, but I'll take your word for it.