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#1 hsloboda1004

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:27 AM

What did the campfire say to other campfire?

#2 Smiles

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:50 AM

Umm... I'll bite. What?

#3 Gwendolyn

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:01 PM

Hello?


What's Brown and Sticky.........................................................a Stick

What made the tomato blush..................................................he saw the Salad Dressing

What do crazy people walk on in the woods?.......................................................a Psycho Path

oh my I could go on and on......h ahaha

#4 billnj71

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 03:22 PM

Need an ark? I noah guy....

#5 Feck

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:06 PM

What did the campfire say to other campfire?


lets go out tonigh !!

#6 JBetty

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 04:20 PM

A corn cob, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The corn cob said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!

#7 ladygingechilla

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:13 PM

:lolup:

Did you hear the one about the toilet?

#8 ladygingechilla

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:13 PM

Nevermind, it was too dirty anyway... :funny1:

#9 hsloboda1004

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:42 PM

lets go out tonigh !!


Feck!!! how did you know that one?!?!? hahaha

#10 hsloboda1004

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:43 PM

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What did the campfire say to other campfire?


the real answer was lets go out one of these nights. hahaaa!!

#11 hsloboda1004

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 11:43 PM

why did the police go into the police?




because he wanted to go undercover!!! haha

#12 chris82bing

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 03:23 PM

Why was the snowman happy?


Because the Snow Blower was coming down the road.

#13 JessJacobsJinglehimershmit

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 03:51 PM

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#14 slapchop

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 09:08 PM

What does a ninja drink? WAH-TAH!

#15 unbroken_chain

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#16 unbroken_chain

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#17 Sensei Miller

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 08:49 PM

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?