1431 replies to this topic

[china cat]

depends, meet me down in l&s, I'll talk you through one

[china cat]

omgoodness, I've tainted the schmoopie thread

I heart you, Tim. I really do

[Depends]

you haven't gotten laid in 25 years?

no.... my sophmoric humor hasnt changed.....

[Depends]

omgoodness, I've tainted the schmoopie thread I heart you, Tim. I really do

she said "taint"

[china cat]

no.... my sophmoric humor hasnt changed.....

it's okay, you don't have to be embarrassed. we've all had dry spells. really, we're all here for you now

[Depends]

it's okay, you don't have to be embarrassed. we've all had dry spells. really, we're all here for you now

well thanks for the offer...

[Tim the Beek]

omgoodness, I've tainted the schmoopie thread I heart you, Tim. I really do

Into every schmoop some dirt must fall.

[capt_morgan]

this thread has taint written all over it

[Tim the Beek]

[tyedyedee]

this thread DESPERATELY needs some...



















j/k...carry on with your taints and schmoopiness

[Tim the Beek]

Man, are you all gonna feel silly when mine n' Ms. cc's patent for our ralph-powered fuel cell comes through.

And I thought boardies were streetwise enough to know when they were being played...

[JBetty]

[Tim the Beek]

[nikkiblue]

Nice song!

[Kashmir]

I wish I could see the videos people post on my blackberry

Congrats Tim!! You didn't get moved to Love&Sex

[Jwheelz]

I wish I could see the videos people post on my blackberry

Congrats Tim!! You didn't get moved to Love&Sex yet

[Kashmir]

Good fix Jwheelz

PENIS!!!!

[china cat]

If we tell you about what we did yesterday, last night, this morning, and what we're about to do, I guarantee it'll get moved

[nikkiblue]

WHOOOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! LOLOOL!!! Awesome!

[china cat]

you guys know we're joking right? Tim and I are just really good friends and thought we'd stir some boardie gossip.

suckas

[PeaceFrog]

you've been debating if the true free market would be a disaster for the environment... of course.

(and yes, it would be)

[PeaceFrog]

I think China Cat ought to hook up with Deadshow Dan. He's a vegetarian, too. You could have vegetarian kids and shit.

[Jabadoodle]

[PeaceFrog]

that's a good one... the bee suckin the nectar... quite the allegory. he's all up in that

[Kashmir]

you guys know we're joking right? Tim and I are just really good friends and thought we'd stir some boardie gossip.

suckas

Wait, I'm confused

[china cat]

Wait, I'm confused

so am I

naah, just kiddin. we're like a "thing" these days

he is wonderful and sweet and smart and kind and (well, some things are better left between two, but, um, yeah he's that too) so, yeah... it's good.

really, really good

[Kashmir]

Aw!!! Shmoopies for the win!!

[Tim the Beek]

It's true though. We are really good friends.

Plus...

[Tim the Beek]

it's good. really, really good

Really, really.

[Tim the Beek]

If we tell you about what we did yesterday, last night, this morning, and what we're about to do, I guarantee it'll get moved

I don't think a Scrabble tournament should get a thread moved to L&S, even if it did have a few grownup words played in it...

[china cat]

[Tim the Beek]

I still don't think backsidehandspring is a real word.

Don't care who knows it, or how much boardie puke ensues...I miss you, woman.

[nikkiblue]

so am I naah, just kiddin. we're like a "thing" these days he is wonderful and sweet and smart and kind and (well, some things are better left between two, but, um, yeah he's that too) so, yeah... it's good. really, really good

YAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! I can't stop smiling over the schmoopieness!!!

[jnjn]

there is WAY to much schmoopiness being thrown around....i think i need to hit someone in order to regain some balance

[Tim the Beek]

there is WAY to much schmoopiness being thrown around....i think i need to hit someone in order to regain some balance

Resistance is futile. You can't fight the Schmborg. It will be much less painful for you if you just relax and be assimilated.

[JBetty]

What's with those gawdawful ugly shoes you're wearing, jnjn?

[jnjn]

Resistance is futile. You can't fight the Schmborg. It will be much less painful for you if you just relax and be assimilated.

ughhhhh :rollseyes: fine...let me just one last time

that's better

[jnjn]

thank you, jbetty

[Tim the Beek]

ughhhhh :rollseyes: fine...let me just one last time that's better

We like our new assimilees to arrive on empty stomachs. More room for juice and veggie cuisine.

[jnjn]

i always have room for juice & veggies!

[china cat]

Don't care who knows it, or how much boardie puke ensues...I miss you, woman.

[seany]

Just make sure you bring lots of baby oil, Tim - she loves that stuff!

[Tim the Beek]

I'm a pine tar man myself.

[JBetty]

Don't forget the feathers!

[In A Silent Way]

There's a certain chick I've been sweet on since I met her.
What's her name?
I can't tell you.

[gregoir]

Can we fast forward a few months to the There is someone I want to fucking kill thread? those are so much more fun.

[In A Silent Way]

[Tim the Beek]

Can we fast forward a few months to the There is someone I want to fucking kill thread? those are so much more fun.

Glad you're back. Schmoopoir was makin' me feel kind of nervous.

I can't guarantee much, 'cept that you won't ever see that thread coming from me. But I'm only half of the equation.

[JBetty]

There's a certain chick I've been sweet on since I met her. What's her name? I can't tell you.

See post #62

[In A Silent Way]

See post #62

I hate this fucking board.