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#1 Tim the Beek

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 02:34 PM

...and wondering if the KrisNYG matchmaking service really works.

Gotta try.

So if there's a gentle, lovely woman who would like to be the gal who makes my heart sing even louder than it already usually does, please drop Ms.S a note saying, "let's sing together."

#2 china cat

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:06 PM

Hey! I already have her working for me :joker:

#3 nikkiblue

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:30 PM

Awww <3 <3

#4 nikkiblue

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:31 PM

G'morning guys! :wave1:

#5 Jersey Thug

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:35 PM

:)

whoever the lucky lady is, i hope that she's buzzin' all over you soon. :bee: :heart: :bee:



#6 SueTheDonkey

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:37 PM

Hey big.... snort, snort, hey big boy... Tabbooma left me for a little frog :yahhh: I'ma still on tour but should be back that way in July

#7 KrisNYG

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:55 PM

:shocked: How the hell did I get roped into this. :lol:

#8 cassady

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:58 PM

deja vu much? :lol:

#9 Tim the Beek

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 03:58 PM

Something about you screams yenta? :funny1:

#10 Tim the Beek

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:02 PM

Hey! I already have her working for me :joker:


Oops. I'm sorry, from your thread, I had the impression you were all set.

KNYG, please make sure cc gets the majority of your focus and talent here.

G'morning guys! :wave1:


Hi Nikki! :)

:)

whoever the lucky lady is, i hope that she's buzzin' all over you soon. :bee: :heart: :bee:


A fella surely can hope!

Hey big.... snort, snort, hey big boy... Tabbooma left me for a little frog :yahhh: I'ma still on tour but should be back that way in July


Hope July isn't too late, Sue my love!

#11 Tabbooma

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:07 PM

<3



#12 nikkiblue

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:20 PM

Dear Tim,
My hunch is that you intend to court Ms. CC. If this is the case, you MUST follow these rules.

1. ALWAYS have cheese balls on hand. She goes crazy if she doesn't get her fix.

2. Eat what she tells you. No questions. If you crave White Castle, then eat it on your own time.

3. Learn to cook what she tells you, so you can make her dinner every night.

4. Brush her hair and massage her feet/back while she is grading papers. And any other time she may desire.

5. Take care of all the "Man stuff" around the house. (ie: take out the garbage, fix things, kill bugs, trim the bushes...)

6. Always open the car door for her. Even if she insists you shouldn't. Make sure her vehicle is safe and running well. (making sure she has washer fluid & everything stays lubed up, gives you extra points.:grin: )

7. Go to Whole Foods with her once a month, and insist on flipping the bill. Vitamins and everything. Then stop at a farm stand on the way home, and do the same. lol.

8. Make her coffee in the mornings.

9. Read up on Virgo. I bet if you wrote a paper about it, and asked her to grade it, she would be impressed. lol.

10. respect her because shes smart and strong, and make sure she doesn't take long road trips by herself. :heart:

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:42 PM

courting is for old people...he should just take her cave man style

#14 Kashmir

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 04:47 PM

Shmoopies :tongue1:

#15 nikkiblue

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:09 PM

:lol:

#16 Jwheelz

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:11 PM

KrisNYG a matchmaker be?

#17 nikkiblue

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:14 PM

KrisNYG a matchmaker be?


I can see it...

#18 Tim the Beek

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 06:29 PM

Dear Tim, My hunch is that you intend to court Ms. CC.


That could be an excellent hunch...any guy would be stupid lucky to have her in his life. But from the thread she posted the other day, it sounds like she's maybe seeing someone...

But if your hunch was to be correct:

1. ALWAYS have cheese balls on hand. She goes crazy if she doesn't get her fix.

GMO corn products are the way to cc's heart. Check.

2. Eat what she tells you. No questions. If you crave White Castle, then eat it on your own time.

F...um...eat like bunnies. Check.

3. Learn to cook what she tells you, so you can make her dinner every night.

Some nights I could do that. If I were (hypothetically) gonna do all of the manly stuff...fair's fair.

4. Brush her hair and massage her feet/back while she is grading papers. And any other time she may desire.

Check. With pleasure.

5. Take care of all the "Man stuff" around the house. (ie: take out the garbage, fix things, kill bugs, trim the bushes...)

Would I be able to take the bugs outside? Kind of an unwritten rule with me...if it won't go out of its way to bite me, I won't bite it.

6. Always open the car door for her. Even if she insists you shouldn't. Make sure her vehicle is safe and running well. (making sure she has washer fluid &amp;amp;amp; everything stays lubed up, gives you extra points.:grin: )

mmmm...lube. Check. Though beyond changing spark plugs and the like, engines baffle me.

7. Go to Whole Foods with her once a month, and insist on flipping the bill. Vitamins and everything. Then stop at a farm stand on the way home, and do the same. lol.

Farm market? Hell yes. Whole Foods? That one I'd have to work on. Not a fan of John Mackey's. Big fan of buying from locally owned shops.

8. Make her coffee in the mornings.

I think I could do that. :)

9. Read up on Virgo. I bet if you wrote a paper about it, and asked her to grade it, she would be impressed. lol.

I was with a Virgo for 10 years awhile back. I know the drill.

10. respect her because shes smart and strong

I'm guessing that if this hypothesis became a theory, that I would know those things better than she did.

and make sure she doesn't take long road trips by herself. :heart:

Check.

courting is for old people...he should just take her cave man style


25 years ago next month I got out of high school. Not exactly young. Not exactly old. Maybe I'll split the difference and take whoever she is, I dunno, Roman style. Was gonna say Greek, but...

Shmoopies :tongue1:


The world needs all the schmoop it can get. :)

#19 Kashmir

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 07:13 PM

I agree with the worldwide shmoops.

I'm a big fan of shmoopiness :D

#20 china cat

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:24 PM

Okay, first of all, why does his thread get to stay and mine got moved? I'm the one with the dust bowl emoticon, ya know :joker:




That could be an excellent hunch...any guy would be stupid lucky to have her in his life. But from the thread she posted the other day, it sounds like she's maybe seeing someone...

Maybe :angel:

But if your hunch was to be correct:

1. ALWAYS have cheese balls on hand. She goes crazy if she doesn't get her fix.

GMO corn products are the way to cc's heart. Check.

:lol:


2. Eat what she tells you. No questions. If you crave White Castle, then eat it on your own time.

F...um...eat like bunnies. Check.

now you're scoring points :bigsmile:

3. Learn to cook what she tells you, so you can make her dinner every night.

Some nights I could do that. If I were (hypothetically) gonna do all of the manly stuff...fair's fair.

naked chef?

4. Brush her hair and massage her feet/back while she is grading papers. And any other time she may desire.

Check. With pleasure.

omg, you're at second base now

5. Take care of all the "Man stuff" around the house. (ie: take out the garbage, fix things, kill bugs, trim the bushes...)

Would I be able to take the bugs outside? Kind of an unwritten rule with me...if it won't go out of its way to bite me, I won't bite it.

you steal my heart :heart:

And he doesn't need to trim my bushes - natural is best :smile:

6. Always open the car door for her. Even if she insists you shouldn't. Make sure her vehicle is safe and running well. (making sure she has washer fluid &amp;amp;amp;amp; everything stays lubed up, gives you extra points. :grin: )

mmmm...lube. Check.

:naughty:

7. Go to Whole Foods with her once a month, and insist on flipping the bill. Vitamins and everything. Then stop at a farm stand on the way home, and do the same. lol.

Farm market? Hell yes. Whole Foods? That one I'd have to work on. Not a fan of John Mackey's. Big fan of buying from locally owned shops.

you've now made it to third base

8. Make her coffee in the mornings.

I think I could do that. :)

:bed:

9. Read up on Virgo. I bet if you wrote a paper about it, and asked her to grade it, she would be impressed. lol.

I was with a Virgo for 10 years awhile back. I know the drill.

Nikki, I love that :lol: :lol: but please, no more papers :lol:

10. respect her because shes smart and strong

I'm guessing that if this hypothesis became a theory, that I would know those things better than she did.

okay, that actually made me cry.

and make sure she doesn't take long road trips by herself. :heart:


that was so cute, Nikki &amp;--#60;3

Tim, maybe we could set my crush up with the girl you're sweet on and then you and I can hang out ?

#21 Tim the Beek

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:41 PM

Yes please. :blush:

#22 china cat

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 11:58 PM

:blush:

#23 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:01 AM

:joker:

#24 Tim the Beek

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:32 AM

Uh oh.

We done gone and pissed off TASB. :funny1:

#25 china cat

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:48 AM

TASB has his own crush. greedy fucker.

#26 TheDHJ

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:57 AM

Tim is way too old for CC.

#27 Tim the Beek

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:10 AM

I have a mask I wear made from a picture taken when I was in my 20s. :mrgreen:

#28 Kashmir

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:16 AM

So Tim, was it a successful approach? Hmmmm??? :D

#29 Jwheelz

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:18 AM

the board says this thread is hot :bowl:

#30 Tim the Beek

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:19 AM

Hmmmmm. I haven't heard anything from KNYG, and Dave's all mad now.

But I'm smiling. :)

#31 Tim the Beek

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:23 AM

the board says this thread is hot :bowl:


Along with Message Board Concerns and the Mets. :rolleyes:

#32 Jwheelz

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:24 AM

:funny1:

#33 sarah b.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:25 AM

Too cute.

#34 Depends

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:20 AM

2 excellent people....

#35 TheDHJ

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:23 AM

I have a mask I wear made from a picture taken when I was in my 20s. :mrgreen:


She likes them between 18-20...so...:coffee:

#36 china cat

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 02:52 AM

She likes them between 18-20...so...:coffee:


I'll just paint a few zits on the mask and draw in some braces :cheer:

#37 nikkiblue

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:18 AM

Tim, maybe we could set my crush up with the girl you're sweet on and then you and I can hang out ?


:cheerleader:

#38 PieDoh

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 04:33 AM

Can we carbon copy CC if this works out...I once was enamoured of a Virgo.....


Ahhh,,,,, Shmoopiness

#39 Tim the Beek

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 12:39 AM

You could try. Think they mighta broken the mold though...

#40 KrisNYG

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 12:51 AM

Tim is way too old for CC.


Seriously.

Hmmmmm. I haven't heard anything from KNYG


:puke: :puke: :puke: Now you have, feel better? I know I do! :D

#41 Depends

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 12:54 AM

You should prolly buy her some boardie wings as a sign of affection

#42 Tim the Beek

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:46 AM

Seriously. :puke: :puke: :puke: Now you have, feel better? I know I do! :D


:lol: :lol: :lol:

#43 Tim the Beek

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:49 AM

odd affection


No doubt.

#44 china cat

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:14 AM

You should prolly buy her some boardie wings as a sign of affection


he shows plenty of affection already :blush:

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:25 AM

he shows plenty of affection already :blush:


some birds could perch on the affection he is showing... :lol:

#46 china cat

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:28 AM

all your posts have the same theme as of late.

i think you need to get laid :lol: :lol:

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:31 AM

all your posts have the same theme as of late. i think you need to get laid :lol: :lol:


"of late" being the last 25 years?

#48 Tim the Beek

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:37 AM

some more birds could perch on the affection he is showing... :lol:


fix'd

#49 china cat

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:42 AM

"of late" being the last 25 years?


you haven't gotten laid in 25 years? :lol:

#50 china cat

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 02:42 AM

someone help that man out :lol: