Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:41 PM
Also ich war einmal in einem Feld, und ich stieß auf eine Ziege. Nun, es ist nicht irgendein Ziege. Es war meine Ziege. Manchmal haben wir gefickt, manchmal haben wir tummelten, aber vor allem, wir scheißen in unsere Hüte.
Google translate FTW!
Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:52 PM
"If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company"
"No finite point has meaning without an infinite reference point"
" One is still what one is going to cease to be and already what one has become. One lives one's death, one dies one's life"
Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:57 PM
مرة واحدةلذلككنت فيالميدان، وجئت عبرالماعز.الآن، انها ليستأيعنزةالقديمة.كانماعزبلدي.أحيانانحنمارس الجنس، وأحيانالطالما استمتعنا، ولكنفي الغالب، ونحنلديناالقرففيالقبعات
back into english
Once Ahdhlzlkkint Faalmidan, and I came Abralamaaz. Now, it's Astaaanzhalkadima. Kanmaazbilda. Ahaananhanmars sex, and we enjoyed Ahaantalma, but Knfa Mostly, Nhanddinaalqrvfayalqavat
Posted 13 May 2012 - 02:33 PM
JP, please read post #1 of this thread.
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm doing it just as much, but now it smells terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"