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#1 unbroken_chain

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:09 PM

Monologues performance over in Cambridge...

Is this something I would enjoy?

I've heard really good things about her Vagina
monlogues performance and I'd like to support local theater.


What do you think?

#2 Julius

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:14 PM



#3 In A Silent Way

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:15 PM

Depends...


Is she the Angry Vagina?

#4 Phishfolk

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:17 PM

:pict:

#5 Julius

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:17 PM

If you go, especially by yourself, I expect stories after!

#6 Joker

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:33 PM

She just wants you for your ass
istance in helping to fill her vagina
monologue audience














penis

#7 Kashmir

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:50 PM

:funny1:

#8 capt_morgan

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:58 PM

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#9 Deadshow Dan

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 07:12 PM

I was talking to a friend who is/was? past due a few days ago. I asked if she had dilated at all, and then realized and said ... this is the one time it's not rude to ask questions about the condition of your hooha :lol:

#10 Jersey Thug

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:07 PM

where's Diddy? his wife is an Angry Vagina so he could tell you what that's like from his perspective.

it's a group of women, talking about women's issues from their perspective, which will most likely be different from your own. i don't know...is that something you'd enjoy?

#11 MeOmYo

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:42 PM

I've been to a vaginia
monologues performance

I was tricked into it. It was interesting. I spent most of the time profiling the audience on which team they played for. I concluded an overwhelming bias.

:dunno:

#12 clouseau

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:03 PM

...i was in a bar once and a pretty gal leaned over and asked me if i could fix her Itchypussy....so i told her "i don't know anything about cars, let alone those new Japanese models"...

#13 Tim the Beek

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:04 PM

I, for one think you should tell her that

If you're going to take the time to see her vagina
monologues performance, that afterward, you're going
to want to stroke her pussy
cat, have lots of hot Action
Jackson watching, and that she'll need to blow you
a glass, or vase or something.

#14 KittyRocks

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:12 PM

i saw this recently.. some of the monologues were interesting... some were super boring.. some were so so.....

.... so id say.... is she hot? if shes hot then yes you should definitely go.

#15 unbroken_chain

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:22 PM

I find her attractive.

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#16 unbroken_chain

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:28 PM

For a few years now I've really been interesting in getting a closer look at this Vagina
monologues...
I assume it will be a very tight Vagina
monologues performance as I know she was very much into the rehearsals.

#17 unbroken_chain

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:30 PM

I've been to a vaginia monologues performance I was tricked into it. It was interesting. I spent most of the time profiling the audience on which team they played for. I concluded an overwhelming bias. :dunno:



no shit.

I was at the bank today, behind a wicked hot chick... it was a long line and my mind was wandering, and I got somewhat aroused.

moments later, she looked backed at me and smiled coyly...
then she says :eek: You know, you smell fucking hot, what do you have on??

I blushed and said... darling - I have a hard on, but I had no idea you could smell it!!! :woot:

#18 Julius

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:20 PM

This thread = A+!

#19 unbroken_chain

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:33 PM

So I figure I'll stop by her place later, so she can give me a little taste of her Vagina
monologues character.
If I like it, hell I'll just dive in and enjoy the whole damn Vagina
show.

I'm certain I will enjoy this particular Vagina
monlogues production.
I look forward to really getting inside the "Vagina"
mindset

#20 Ginger Snap

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:12 AM

no shit. I was at the bank today, behind a wicked hot chick... it was a long line and my mind was wandering, and I got somewhat aroused. moments later, she looked backed at me and smiled coyly... then she says :eek: You know, you smell fucking hot, what do you have on?? I blushed and said... darling - I have a hard on, but I had no idea you could smell it!!! :woot:


Must have been wearing your leather.

#21 Tim the Beek

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 11:22 AM

So was it everything you'd hoped for, her Vagina
Monologues?

#22 Joker

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:19 PM

Did you get into her Vagina
Monologues?

#23 unbroken_chain

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:38 PM

my face is all scratched up from her crazy black Pussy
cat, who clawed at me incessantly.

My fingers still smell like her pussy
cat, who had recently encountered a muskrat, or something.

She kept putting her lips on my cock
-eyed face though, and that made me smile.



none of this is actually falsely untrue.

#24 Terrapin Station

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:54 PM

Way to getter done brah. :bigsmile:

#25 Tim the Beek

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:56 PM

Did she invite you to Phuk
et?

I hear Thailand is nice this time of year.

#26 Terrapin Station

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:59 PM

Prolly not...she just had him eat at the Y..then sent him on his way. :undecided:

#27 unbroken_chain

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:54 PM

Dude you should have seen the look on her face at the table when she sucked down my entire load
-ed baked potato plate!!! .... mmm... sour cream, chives, bacon, damn good :lol:

#28 unbroken_chain

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 09:18 PM

Must have been wearing your leather.


I'm ALWAYS wearing my leather
studded strap on.

#29 china cat

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 03:15 AM

this thread brings the zomg, the lol, the wtf, and makes me want to offer my vagina
monologue ticket to someone else

#30 unbroken_chain

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 04:02 AM

Oh I still have to pay for the ticket. Im sure she asked a
lot of people to see her v.....

:cry: