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[DancingBearly]

table I would be reserved for you! : heart:

[gram-man]

...Concert Andy I would be the worst at message boards.

[capt_morgan]

if i were an alien id laser beam something

[Tabbooma]

...Hammer. Tabbooma would ride his bike

[JBetty]

...Lil Jerry doll - I'd take a shower with YOU!

[TEO]

...an std I'd make you hurt when you pee.

[Tim the Beek]

...were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single...

[Java Time]

a porta-potty...I'd let y'all shit all over me

[DancingBearly]

dog I would pee in your corner.

[Java Time]

dog I would pee in your corner.

and then hump your leg?

[gregoir]

fire shard I'd let you boof me

[MeOmYo]

A pair of blue suede shoes, I would take care of your feet.

[Tabbooma]

...a bunny, Tabbooma would be the best bunny ever

[Karen]

cat, I would sleep all day

[Lazy Lightning]

star, I would help you find your way through the night.

[unbroken_chain]

.... rich man...

Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum

[Joker]

unbroken_chain, I'd keep my day job

[FellowTraveler]

a Baller Id Ball for you

[deadheadskier]

headlight, on a northbound train.....I'd shine my light through, cool Colorado rain

:dancing:

[J-LEE]

and then hump your leg?

and then walk away

[gregoir]

a drum I would annoy the shit out of you while you were trying to relax

[unbroken_chain]

unbroken_chain, I'd keep my day job

that's the goal...


but c'mon Jack... when you read those lyrics... couldn't you just feel yourself being transported in time to a place where gypsies were king!




yeah. nope. me either.


This reminds me of that obscure youtube video from the New Orleans flooding of that excessively horny woman trapped on top of her house.


( diddler on the roof )