27 replies to this topic

[TakeAStepBack]

while attempting to fart.

Please, no pics or names. Let's not know each other on that level.

Just vote please.

[Spidergawd]

C'mon, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.

[foo]

C'mon, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.

nope, sorry not everyone!

[TEO]

Filled my britches when vomiting once.

Fortunately I was home sick and in the bathroom at the time.

[Spidergawd]

Sure beats being on an airplane or something!

[suburbanite84]

Oh, the old stomach bug that sends it out both ends. Had that a month or two ago. duecing and puking at once is quite the multitask.

[Phishfolk]

I'm glad when that happened to me my bathtub is right next to the toilet

[TakeAStepBack]

Due to a poor voter turnout, this years Vibes could lead to laxative spiked cocktails. Keep um covered on the concert field boardies. You've been warned.

[Terrapin Station]

I seen a fella at the gym today with shit underwear. Must have been a shart. He was changing(whitie tighties to boot) and me and another dude just looked at each other at busted out laughing. I had to get out of the locker room.

[Phishfolk]

So I was just standing at the urinal at work and I farted...I wish it was a fart

[Phishfolk]

I'm eating half my sandwich now and hoping it holds. I'm leaving at 12:00 but I'm flying without a parachute now

[TakeAStepBack]

hang in there,

[Spidergawd]

I'm eating half my sandwich now and hoping it holds. I'm leaving at 12:00 but I'm flying without a parachute now

How can I reach someone in your office and get them to jump out around a corner and yell "BOO!!"?

[Phishfolk]

I shouldn't have gone to work today but I was the only studio staff in state and I had to do help desk...I didn't have the shits this morning I just have some kind of cold or something. I have a rule of thumb though...If I shit my pants at work I'm going home. This is the first time I've actually had to use that rule though

[Spidergawd]

Sounds like a good rule to me. I think I'll add it to my list.

[Phishfolk]

Without thinking I just farted for the first time since yesterday without sitting on the toilet first

[TakeAStepBack]

Without thinking I just farted for the first time since yesterday without sitting on the toilet first

Thanks for sharing!

[Phishfolk]

Thanks for sharting!

fixed that.

[Spidergawd]

Without thinking I just farted for the first time since yesterday without sitting on the toilet first

Ahhh.... That's one of life's finer moments right there.

[Depends]

one of my faves....

[Eco]

I would share some stories but I want to keep a little of my dignity.

Part of a story, I was in a shower at a hotel....I much rather repeat that one every time I'm in a hotel shower rather than in public places.

[TakeAStepBack]

Good bump

[Julius]

on a date no less!

[Java Time]

Never shat in my pants...that's why God invented 12 dollar underwear

[Spidergawd]

I'm happy this one got resurrected.

[Spidergawd]

I would share some stories but I want to keep a little of my dignity.

Part of a story, I was in a shower at a hotel....I much rather repeat that one every time I'm in a hotel shower rather than in public places.

Fuck dignity brah - it's all about the lulz!

[Depends]

This was the post that convinced me to hang out on this board.....

[Jim]

I'm happy this one got resurrected.

After I saw it bumped last nite, I reopened the poll