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[Tabbooma]

Nope, just a smile

Should I bring donuts to my job interview?

[Spidergawd]

Has this forum been renamed the Dirty Urinal??

[In A Silent Way]

What do I have to put under my pillow for the comp fairy to give me a Phish ticket?

[Tabbooma]

Yeah, it is childish with all the Pee threads, Tabbooma likes to pee in his back yard

Has this forum been renamed the Dirty Urinal??

[Tabbooma]

An index finger

What do I have to put under my pillow for the comp fairy to give me a Phish ticket?

[JBetty]

An index finger

You sure he needs to put it under his pillow and not elsewhere?

[In A Silent Way]

An index finger

What's up with this?

[JBetty]

Are those chicken wings?

[Tabbooma]

In the pillow will be fine too

You sure he needs to put it under his pillow and not elsewhere?

[Tabbooma]

Them debil wings go with the motif of the bathroom

What's up with this?

[Tabbooma]

Debil chicken wings that make him cry

Are those chicken wings?

[TheDHJ]

Who does this resemble?

[Tabbooma]

Who does this resemble?

Looks like one happy dude.

[Spidergawd]

When peeing in one's backyard, is it good etiquette to lock eyes with one's neighbor for the duration of the pee?

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

Where might one obtain the so-called "Boardie pass?"

[kenbud]

How do I cure the "Cumberland Gap Blues"?

[kenbud]

When peeing in one's backyard, is it good etiquette to lock eyes with one's neighbor for the duration of the pee?

I like to nod to let them know I see them and know they see me, and then head back down., this is just me and works really any where not just in the yard.

[Tabbooma]

Definitely, Tabbooma family have been peeing in the back yard for over 60 years

When peeing in one's backyard, is it good etiquette to lock eyes with one's neighbor for the duration of the pee?

[Tabbooma]

Closed, but some kind words to Summer may get you one

Where might one obtain the so-called "Boardie pass?"

[Tabbooma]

Chocolate Cake

How do I cure the "Cumberland Gap Blues"?

[Tabbooma]

Only questions please

I like to nod to let them know I see them and know they see me, and then head back down., this is just me and works really any where not just in the yard.

[Spidergawd]

I'm considering running my PC from the power of blintzes - will that make me an environmentalist?

[Tabbooma]

As long as it is non combustable you will be cool

I'm considering running my PC from the power of blintzes - will that make me an environmentalist?

[Spidergawd]

Does Tabbooma think my cat turd necklaces (patent pending) will sell well at festies?

[Spidergawd]

Follow up question: Do I need a better model for my website?

[JBetty]

In days of old
When knights were bold
And underwear was thin
Sir Lancelot
Sat on his pot
And filled it up to the brim

By posting this little ditty, what is Spidergawd really trying to tell us?

[Tabbooma]

Sorry, wook turds are in this year

Does Tabbooma think my cat turd necklaces (patent pending) will sell well at festies?

[Tabbooma]

Follow up question: Do I need a better model for my website?

LOL... That would be a yes

[Tabbooma]

He lights to poop like a knight

By posting this little ditty, what is Spidergawd really trying to tell us?

[deadandgrateful]

Oh great tabbooma, I am troubled this night by a question that wanders my head frequently. I've never thought myself a family type, but I as of late, have missed them so... Talking to them over the internet does not quench my thirst for sibling interaction. I want to go to festivals and cook dinner and sit around a table playing board games... yet I moved so far away in search of a dream, these things are no longer possible.

My question oh great tabbooma is what can I do to make these feelings subside? Keep in mind I have no way of returning to them, nor them to me. Also have no intention on returning home anytime soon.

Thanks for your wisdom.

[Tabbooma]

Stay in contact on phone from time to time, follow your dreams but remember family is important, plan a trip to see them, not today or even tomorrow, but make a plan, follow through and see them when your plan can come to fruition. Remember you have plenty of family in here too

Oh great tabbooma, I am troubled this night by a question that wanders my head frequently. I've never thought myself a family type, but I as of late, have missed them so... Talking to them over the internet does not quench my thirst for sibling interaction. I want to go to festivals and cook dinner and sit around a table playing board games... yet I moved so far away in search of a dream, these things are no longer possible.

My question oh great tabbooma is what can I do to make these feelings subside? Keep in mind I have no way of returning to them, nor them to me. Also have no intention on returning home anytime soon.

Thanks for your wisdom.

[Smiles]

Why is my brother a sentimental puss? Doesn't he know we don't miss him at all?

D&G

[Tabbooma]

Nothing pussy about sentiments for ones family, means he has a good heart and can express it Betcha he knows you all miss him

Why is my brother a sentimental puss? Doesn't he know we don't miss him at all?

D&G

[deadandgrateful]

Why is this the first time in my life I've felt these things... called feelings?

smiles

[Tabbooma]

Growing up and absence makes the heart fonder

Why is this the first time in my life I've felt these things... called feelings?

smiles

[deadandgrateful]

i think its sobriety,

Can tabbooma lend D&G a plane ticket to Vibes first class maybe a private jet? stripper pole included

Or maybe just chopper me into the main stage area on friday night?

.....for family. yeah thats it. family

[Tabbooma]

Sobriety is a good thing Tabbooma will buy you a fest ticket if needed, sorry the plane is the shop

i think its sobriety,

Can tabbooma lend D&G a plane ticket to Vibes first class maybe a private jet? stripper pole included

Or maybe just chopper me into the main stage area on friday night?

.....for family. yeah thats it. family

[Spidergawd]

Did the plan sustain damage from the giant blue ice ball?

[In A Silent Way]

May I have this dance for the rest of my life?

[Tabbooma]

Giant blue balls can be very dangerous

Did the plan sustain damage from the giant blue ice ball?

[Tabbooma]

If you must

May I have this dance for the rest of my life?

[Spidergawd]

While they're in there anyway, do you think I could get a free prostate exam from the friendly TSA screener?

[In A Silent Way]

Why do oranges have navels?

[Tabbooma]

Just make sure they have warm hands and some flowers would be appropriate also

While they're in there anyway, do you think I could get a free prostate exam from the friendly TSA screener?

[Tabbooma]

Because they like the sea

Why do oranges have navels?

[kenbud]

[Spidergawd]

Would it be cool to see Zach Deputy while floating in a life raft?

[Tabbooma]

Let's see, One... Two... Three... That would be three

[Tabbooma]

Yes it would, just make sure to have butter in your pockets to fend off them aggresive lobsters

Would it be cool to see Zach Deputy while floating in a life raft?

[In A Silent Way]

Where can I learn about pirate flag etiquette?