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#4551 Tabbooma

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:12 PM

Nope, just a smile ;)

Should I bring donuts to my job interview?



#4552 Spidergawd

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 12:24 PM

Has this forum been renamed the Dirty Urinal?? :funny1:

#4553 In A Silent Way

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 05:51 PM

What do I have to put under my pillow for the comp fairy to give me a Phish ticket?

#4554 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:08 AM

Yeah, it is childish with all the Pee threads, Tabbooma likes to pee in his back yard ;)

Has this forum been renamed the Dirty Urinal?? :funny1:



#4555 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:09 AM

An index finger ;)

What do I have to put under my pillow for the comp fairy to give me a Phish ticket?



#4556 JBetty

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 12:57 PM

An index finger ;)




You sure he needs to put it under his pillow and not elsewhere?

#4557 In A Silent Way

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:34 PM

An index finger ;)


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#4558 JBetty

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 03:51 PM

Are those chicken wings?

#4559 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:36 PM

In the pillow will be fine too ;)

You sure he needs to put it under his pillow and not elsewhere?



#4560 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:37 PM

Them debil wings go with the motif of the bathroom :)

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#4561 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:38 PM

Debil chicken wings that make him cry :)

Are those chicken wings?



#4562 TheDHJ

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 04:02 PM

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Who does this resemble? :funny1:

#4563 Tabbooma

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 02:19 AM

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Who does this resemble? :funny1:


Looks like one happy dude.

#4564 Spidergawd

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:36 PM

When peeing in one's backyard, is it good etiquette to lock eyes with one's neighbor for the duration of the pee?

#4565 Ezekiel Tweakscrotum

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 03:21 PM

Where might one obtain the so-called "Boardie pass?"

#4566 kenbud

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 03:29 PM

How do I cure the "Cumberland Gap Blues"?

#4567 kenbud

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 03:30 PM

When peeing in one's backyard, is it good etiquette to lock eyes with one's neighbor for the duration of the pee?

I like to nod to let them know I see them and know they see me, and then head back down., this is just me and works really any where not just in the yard.

#4568 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 01:24 AM

Definitely, Tabbooma family have been peeing in the back yard for over 60 years ;)

When peeing in one's backyard, is it good etiquette to lock eyes with one's neighbor for the duration of the pee?



#4569 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 01:26 AM

Closed, but some kind words to Summer may get you one ;)

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#4570 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 01:26 AM

Chocolate Cake :)

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#4571 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 01:27 AM

Only questions please ;)

I like to nod to let them know I see them and know they see me, and then head back down., this is just me and works really any where not just in the yard.



#4572 Spidergawd

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Posted 21 June 2012 - 12:18 PM

I'm considering running my PC from the power of blintzes - will that make me an environmentalist?

#4573 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:25 AM

As long as it is non combustable you will be cool :)

I'm considering running my PC from the power of blintzes - will that make me an environmentalist?



#4574 Spidergawd

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 04:00 PM

Does Tabbooma think my cat turd necklaces (patent pending) will sell well at festies?

#4575 Spidergawd

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 04:00 PM

Follow up question: Do I need a better model for my website?

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#4576 JBetty

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 04:35 PM

In days of old
When knights were bold
And underwear was thin
Sir Lancelot
Sat on his pot
And filled it up to the brim




By posting this little ditty, what is Spidergawd really trying to tell us?

#4577 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:02 PM

Sorry, wook turds are in this year ;)

Does Tabbooma think my cat turd necklaces (patent pending) will sell well at festies?



#4578 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:02 PM

Follow up question: Do I need a better model for my website?

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LOL... That would be a yes ;)

#4579 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:04 PM

He lights to poop like a knight :)

By posting this little ditty, what is Spidergawd really trying to tell us?



#4580 deadandgrateful

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:47 AM

Oh great tabbooma, I am troubled this night by a question that wanders my head frequently. I've never thought myself a family type, but I as of late, have missed them so... Talking to them over the internet does not quench my thirst for sibling interaction. I want to go to festivals and cook dinner and sit around a table playing board games... yet I moved so far away in search of a dream, these things are no longer possible.

My question oh great tabbooma is what can I do to make these feelings subside? Keep in mind I have no way of returning to them, nor them to me. Also have no intention on returning home anytime soon.

Thanks for your wisdom.

#4581 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 01:45 PM

Stay in contact on phone from time to time, follow your dreams but remember family is important, plan a trip to see them, not today or even tomorrow, but make a plan, follow through and see them when your plan can come to fruition. Remember you have plenty of family in here too :)

Oh great tabbooma, I am troubled this night by a question that wanders my head frequently. I've never thought myself a family type, but I as of late, have missed them so... Talking to them over the internet does not quench my thirst for sibling interaction. I want to go to festivals and cook dinner and sit around a table playing board games... yet I moved so far away in search of a dream, these things are no longer possible.

My question oh great tabbooma is what can I do to make these feelings subside? Keep in mind I have no way of returning to them, nor them to me. Also have no intention on returning home anytime soon.

Thanks for your wisdom.



#4582 Smiles

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 06:27 PM

Why is my brother a sentimental puss? Doesn't he know we don't miss him at all?

<3 D&G <3

#4583 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 06:47 PM

Nothing pussy about sentiments for ones family, means he has a good heart and can express it ;) Betcha he knows you all miss him ;)

Why is my brother a sentimental puss? Doesn't he know we don't miss him at all?

<3 D&G <3



#4584 deadandgrateful

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 06:50 PM

Why is this the first time in my life I've felt these things... called feelings?

<3 smiles

#4585 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 06:53 PM

Growing up and absence makes the heart fonder ;)

Why is this the first time in my life I've felt these things... called feelings?

<3 smiles



#4586 deadandgrateful

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:01 PM

i think its sobriety, :P

Can tabbooma lend D&G a plane ticket to Vibes :D first class maybe a private jet? ;) stripper pole included

Or maybe just chopper me into the main stage area on friday night?

.....for family. yeah thats it. family :)

#4587 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 07:07 PM

Sobriety is a good thing ;) Tabbooma will buy you a fest ticket if needed, sorry the plane is the shop ;)

i think its sobriety, :P

Can tabbooma lend D&G a plane ticket to Vibes :D first class maybe a private jet? ;) stripper pole included

Or maybe just chopper me into the main stage area on friday night?

.....for family. yeah thats it. family :)



#4588 Spidergawd

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 12:27 PM

Did the plan sustain damage from the giant blue ice ball?

#4589 In A Silent Way

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 05:32 PM

May I have this dance for the rest of my life?

#4590 Tabbooma

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:22 PM

Giant blue balls can be very dangerous ;)

Did the plan sustain damage from the giant blue ice ball?



#4591 Tabbooma

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:23 PM

If you must :)

May I have this dance for the rest of my life?



#4592 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 12:28 PM

While they're in there anyway, do you think I could get a free prostate exam from the friendly TSA screener?

#4593 In A Silent Way

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 07:31 PM

Why do oranges have navels?

#4594 Tabbooma

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 11:01 PM

Just make sure they have warm hands and some flowers would be appropriate also :)

While they're in there anyway, do you think I could get a free prostate exam from the friendly TSA screener?



#4595 Tabbooma

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 11:02 PM

Because they like the sea ;)

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 02:31 AM

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#4597 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:38 PM

Would it be cool to see Zach Deputy while floating in a life raft?

#4598 Tabbooma

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 01:59 PM

Let's see, One... Two... Three... That would be three ;)

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#4599 Tabbooma

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 02:00 PM

Yes it would, just make sure to have butter in your pockets to fend off them aggresive lobsters ;)

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#4600 In A Silent Way

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 02:43 PM

Where can I learn about pirate flag etiquette?