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#4451 In A Silent Way

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 05:41 PM

What's the best cardboard box for living under a bridge?

#4452 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 09:47 PM

Yes they can ;)

Can the Chamber of Commerce tell me how to get to the corner of Haight and Ashbury?



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Posted 07 May 2012 - 09:48 PM

Not at all :angel:

Have I aligned with a blown mind?



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Posted 07 May 2012 - 10:24 PM

Corregated :) Strong and keeps you warm

What's the best cardboard box for living under a bridge?



#4455 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 10:25 PM

You dont want to do that.. Billy will just throw mud at you ;)

Where can I get a time machine and go back to summer camp?



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Posted 07 May 2012 - 10:25 PM

Some ways are better than other ways ;)

Why do they do it that way?



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Posted 07 May 2012 - 10:27 PM

You can, just need better markers :)

Why can't we make signs anymore?



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Posted 08 May 2012 - 04:20 PM

Found a red thong in the middle of a hallway this morning. Threw it away. Should have I turned it in to lost and found?

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 11:46 PM

It was more than likely spoiled, Tabbooma thinks you did the right thing :)

Found a red thong in the middle of a hallway this morning. Threw it away. Should have I turned it in to lost and found?



#4460 In A Silent Way

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 03:08 PM

Where did I put it?

#4461 In A Silent Way

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 03:09 PM

Qwertyuiop?

#4462 In A Silent Way

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 03:10 PM

If I paint "FREE CANDY" on the side of my van, can I park it in Family Camping?

#4463 Tabbooma

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:33 AM

Look under the stairs ;)

Where did I put it?



#4464 Tabbooma

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:35 AM

Read a book, go outside and play with the neighbors ;)

Qwertyuiop?



#4465 Tabbooma

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:36 AM

Yes, but only with good intent

If I paint "FREE CANDY" on the side of my van, can I park it in Family Camping?



#4466 In A Silent Way

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:14 PM

If I'm sitting on a park bench, is it assumed that when my gaze falls upon little girls it is with bad intent?

#4467 Tabbooma

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:57 PM

That could be construed that way ;)

If I'm sitting on a park bench, is it assumed that when my gaze falls upon little girls it is with bad intent?



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Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:39 PM

Why is work trying its best to kill me??

#4469 In A Silent Way

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:22 PM

Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?

#4470 In A Silent Way

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:22 PM

Do you mind if I sit this one out?

#4471 In A Silent Way

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Posted 11 May 2012 - 02:22 PM

What happened back in the Year One?

#4472 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:56 AM

They just want to make you limp a bit ;)

Why is work trying its best to kill me??



#4473 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:57 AM

Yes, it was a very cold year :)

Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?



#4474 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:57 AM

If you must :)

Do you mind if I sit this one out?



#4475 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 11:58 AM

Everyone looking towards year two ;)

What happened back in the Year One?



#4476 Spidergawd

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 02:35 PM

Was there a year zero?

#4477 Tabbooma

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:19 PM

According to the stars yes there was a year zero, although in Tabbooma's world it started with one. ;)

Was there a year zero?



#4478 Spidergawd

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:14 PM

Sometimes I like to make a tiny pinhole in a piece of paper and look at the stars through it - this usually tells me the secrets of the universe. Is this how Tabbooma finds his cosmic answers?

#4479 Tabbooma

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:12 PM

Sorry, Tabbooma cannot release the secrets to his vast and powerful knowledge :)

Sometimes I like to make a tiny pinhole in a piece of paper and look at the stars through it - this usually tells me the secrets of the universe. Is this how Tabbooma finds his cosmic answers?



#4480 Spidergawd

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 12:16 PM

Does Tabbooma have a skate key he could loan me?

#4481 In A Silent Way

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:39 PM

Does Spidergawd have a brand new pair of roller skates?

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:01 PM

Is IASW my new soulmate??

#4483 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:42 PM

It is in the mail :)

Does Tabbooma have a skate key he could loan me?



#4484 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:43 PM

Nope, he has the old metal type that strap on ;)

Does Spidergawd have a brand new pair of roller skates?



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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:43 PM

Yes :)

Is IASW my new soulmate??



#4486 manzanita stark

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:16 PM

So yesterday I had a friend text me he has found a new lady but she is a bit "freaky".

Me: What type of freaky?

He: She's into toys.

Me: You do know Zappa warned us they tremble like a penguin when the batteries fail?

He: lol wtf?

Me: and you must be careful not to leave her straps too loose!

He: lol

Does Tabbooma think this was sound advice to a friend in this situation?

#4487 In A Silent Way

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:34 PM

Is Stark's friend in danger of being boxed down?

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:04 AM

Very sound advice indeed, very sound ;)

So yesterday I had a friend text me he has found a new lady but she is a bit "freaky". Me: What type of freaky? He: She's into toys. Me: You do know Zappa warned us they tremble like a penguin when the batteries fail? He: lol wtf? Me: and you must be careful not to leave her straps too loose! He: lol Does Tabbooma think this was sound advice to a friend in this situation?



#4489 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 02:04 AM

Most definitely :)

Is Stark's friend in danger of being boxed down?



#4490 Spidergawd

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:05 PM

Does it really come down to this?

#4491 In A Silent Way

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

What is the purpose of shaking up the pale dry ginger ale?

#4492 Smiles

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 02:39 PM

Wheeeeeere's yourrrrrr head at?????



#4493 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 11:54 PM

Sometimes it does :)

Does it really come down to this?



#4494 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 11:57 PM

To make it wet ;)

What is the purpose of shaking up the pale dry ginger ale?



#4495 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 11:58 PM

Above Tabbooma's shoulders ;)

Wheeeeeere's yourrrrrr head at?????



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Posted 21 May 2012 - 02:14 AM

Is a "shit ton" a normal ton or more/less hence earning it's own name?

#4497 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 11:20 AM

A shit ton is 350 kernels heavier than the standard ton. :)

Is a "shit ton" a normal ton or more/less hence earning it's own name?



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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:38 PM

Is the opposite of a shit ton a cunt hair?

#4499 In A Silent Way

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 02:58 PM

How do they make the burnt tufts on pie frosting?

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 01:21 AM

If a blind person's seeing eye dog goes blind will the owner catch on or think the dog walks him into stuff out of some random feelings of hate?