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[In A Silent Way]

What's the best cardboard box for living under a bridge?

[Tabbooma]

Yes they can

Can the Chamber of Commerce tell me how to get to the corner of Haight and Ashbury?

[Tabbooma]

Not at all

Have I aligned with a blown mind?

[Tabbooma]

Corregated Strong and keeps you warm

What's the best cardboard box for living under a bridge?

[Tabbooma]

You dont want to do that.. Billy will just throw mud at you

Where can I get a time machine and go back to summer camp?

[Tabbooma]

Some ways are better than other ways

Why do they do it that way?

[Tabbooma]

You can, just need better markers

Why can't we make signs anymore?

[manzanita stark]

Found a red thong in the middle of a hallway this morning. Threw it away. Should have I turned it in to lost and found?

[Tabbooma]

It was more than likely spoiled, Tabbooma thinks you did the right thing

Found a red thong in the middle of a hallway this morning. Threw it away. Should have I turned it in to lost and found?

[In A Silent Way]

Where did I put it?

[In A Silent Way]

Qwertyuiop?

[In A Silent Way]

If I paint "FREE CANDY" on the side of my van, can I park it in Family Camping?

[Tabbooma]

Look under the stairs

Where did I put it?

[Tabbooma]

Read a book, go outside and play with the neighbors

Qwertyuiop?

[Tabbooma]

Yes, but only with good intent

If I paint "FREE CANDY" on the side of my van, can I park it in Family Camping?

[In A Silent Way]

If I'm sitting on a park bench, is it assumed that when my gaze falls upon little girls it is with bad intent?

[Tabbooma]

That could be construed that way

If I'm sitting on a park bench, is it assumed that when my gaze falls upon little girls it is with bad intent?

[Spidergawd]

Why is work trying its best to kill me??

[In A Silent Way]

Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?

[In A Silent Way]

Do you mind if I sit this one out?

[In A Silent Way]

What happened back in the Year One?

[Tabbooma]

They just want to make you limp a bit

Why is work trying its best to kill me??

[Tabbooma]

Yes, it was a very cold year

Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?

[Tabbooma]

If you must

Do you mind if I sit this one out?

[Tabbooma]

Everyone looking towards year two

What happened back in the Year One?

[Spidergawd]

Was there a year zero?

[Tabbooma]

According to the stars yes there was a year zero, although in Tabbooma's world it started with one.

Was there a year zero?

[Spidergawd]

Sometimes I like to make a tiny pinhole in a piece of paper and look at the stars through it - this usually tells me the secrets of the universe. Is this how Tabbooma finds his cosmic answers?

[Tabbooma]

Sorry, Tabbooma cannot release the secrets to his vast and powerful knowledge

Sometimes I like to make a tiny pinhole in a piece of paper and look at the stars through it - this usually tells me the secrets of the universe. Is this how Tabbooma finds his cosmic answers?

[Spidergawd]

Does Tabbooma have a skate key he could loan me?

[In A Silent Way]

Does Spidergawd have a brand new pair of roller skates?

[Spidergawd]

Is IASW my new soulmate??

[Tabbooma]

It is in the mail

Does Tabbooma have a skate key he could loan me?

[Tabbooma]

Nope, he has the old metal type that strap on

Does Spidergawd have a brand new pair of roller skates?

[Tabbooma]

Yes

Is IASW my new soulmate??

[manzanita stark]

So yesterday I had a friend text me he has found a new lady but she is a bit "freaky".

Me: What type of freaky?

He: She's into toys.

Me: You do know Zappa warned us they tremble like a penguin when the batteries fail?

He: lol wtf?

Me: and you must be careful not to leave her straps too loose!

He: lol

Does Tabbooma think this was sound advice to a friend in this situation?

[In A Silent Way]

Is Stark's friend in danger of being boxed down?

[Tabbooma]

Very sound advice indeed, very sound

So yesterday I had a friend text me he has found a new lady but she is a bit "freaky". Me: What type of freaky? He: She's into toys. Me: You do know Zappa warned us they tremble like a penguin when the batteries fail? He: lol wtf? Me: and you must be careful not to leave her straps too loose! He: lol Does Tabbooma think this was sound advice to a friend in this situation?

[Tabbooma]

Most definitely

Is Stark's friend in danger of being boxed down?

[Spidergawd]

Does it really come down to this?

[In A Silent Way]

What is the purpose of shaking up the pale dry ginger ale?

[Smiles]

Wheeeeeere's yourrrrrr head at?????

[Tabbooma]

Sometimes it does

Does it really come down to this?

[Tabbooma]

To make it wet

What is the purpose of shaking up the pale dry ginger ale?

[Tabbooma]

Above Tabbooma's shoulders

Wheeeeeere's yourrrrrr head at?????

[Eco]

Is a "shit ton" a normal ton or more/less hence earning it's own name?

[Tabbooma]

A shit ton is 350 kernels heavier than the standard ton.

Is a "shit ton" a normal ton or more/less hence earning it's own name?

[Spidergawd]

Is the opposite of a shit ton a cunt hair?

[In A Silent Way]

How do they make the burnt tufts on pie frosting?

[Eco]

If a blind person's seeing eye dog goes blind will the owner catch on or think the dog walks him into stuff out of some random feelings of hate?