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#251 foo

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 12:42 AM

Are you a tool of the government and industry too?

#252 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 12:54 AM

Are you a tool of the government and industry too?


You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

#253 Ezekiel Tweakscrotum

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:06 AM

Where the hell is Lola?

#254 BoggleKng

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:40 AM

Actually Sue did work the Donkey Circuit in TJ Mexico and thats where Tabbooma first met Sue, but they did not hook up right away. Sue was lured to the green fields of Colorado by a coke tongued pimp named DHJ. Sue finally got right and left the lil fella for Tabbooma in CT. Sue is on Tour right now with Furthur.


Ah, ha, I knew DHJ looked familiar!!

#255 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:41 AM

Where the hell is Lola?


Tabbooma is betting the olympics

#256 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:41 AM

Ah, ha, I knew DHJ looked familiar!!


Yep

#257 TEO

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 04:13 PM

Would Tabbooma please rub my feet?

#258 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 04:38 PM

Would Tabbooma please rub my feet?


Sure

#259 TEO

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 06:55 PM

:heart:

#260 Spidergawd

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 08:50 PM

Are you a tool of the government and industry too?


Nope. Just a tool. :funny1:

#261 Spidergawd

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 08:51 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

#262 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 10:32 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


North American Wood Chucks no longer chuck wood, they now use their South American Cousins to perform the chucking. Oh, and one chord used to be a standard chuck quantity.

#263 Mr_Pat

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 11:33 PM

Mr_Tabbooma, will Moose be at the vibes this year?

#264 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 12:39 AM

Mr_Tabbooma, will Moose be at the vibes this year?


The farthest south Moose have travelled in CT seems to be the parkway, guess they could make a run for it and make it too the Vibes in Bridgeport. Naturally as long as they don't spend their Tax refunds before the announcement on the 19th either so they can purchase tickets.

#265 Spidergawd

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 03:33 PM

North American Wood Chucks no longer chuck wood, they now use their South American Cousins to perform the chucking. Oh, and one chord used to be a standard chuck quantity.


:lmao: A+!

#266 Spidergawd

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 03:36 PM

Do you think Stella will ever get her groove back?

#267 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 04:06 PM

Do you think Stella will ever get her groove back?


Girl... She went to the club and got her groove back!

#268 Mr_Pat

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 05:31 PM

Did a UFO crash in Roswell in 1947?

Does the Govt have alien technology?

Has man ever walked on the moon?

Who killed JFK?

Should I be wearing a tin foil hat all the time?

#269 foo

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 05:46 PM

Can we ask more then one question?
How many?
Are you always right?
Whats under the lawn?

#270 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 08:34 PM

Did a UFO crash in Roswell in 1947? No

Does the Govt have alien technology? No

Has man ever walked on the moon? Yes

Who killed JFK? Oswald

Should I be wearing a tin foil hat all the time?

Definitley

#271 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 08:35 PM

Can we ask more then one question? No
How many? 1
Are you always right? Yes
Whats under the lawn?

Jimmy Hoffa

#272 Spidergawd

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 09:31 PM

Who's that Spartan posting on the boards??

Posted Image

#273 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 10:01 PM

Arianna and Craig Thats WHO!

Who's that Spartan posting on the boards??

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#274 JBetty

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 06:49 PM

How pickled was Peter Piper when he picked the peck of pickled peppers?

#275 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 07:09 PM

3 sheets to the wind

#276 foo

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 10:28 PM

eddie are you kidding?

#277 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 12:37 AM

eddie are you kidding?


Tabbooma ain't kidding either

#278 Spidergawd

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:22 PM

So, WAS Ward a little hard on the Beaver last night? Is that why June is limping?

#279 In A Silent Way

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 03:32 PM

Who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp?

#280 Spidergawd

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 03:50 PM

Who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp?


And for that matter, who put the dip in the dip dee dip dip dip?

#281 In A Silent Way

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 03:58 PM

Did you write the book of love?
Do you have faith in God above?

#282 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:24 AM

So, WAS Ward a little hard on the Beaver last night? Is that why June is limping?


YEP

#283 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:24 AM

Who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp?


Spidergawd did at Rothbury last year

#284 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:25 AM

Did you write the book of love?
Do you have faith in God above?


Nope and yep

#285 Speckta

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:11 AM

Who took the bump from the bump a lomp a lomp?
Who took the ram from the ram a la ding dong?

#286 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:50 AM

Who took the bump from the bump a lomp a lomp?
Who took the ram from the ram a la ding dong?


Cassady and his wounded antelope

#287 cassady

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:12 PM

can we talk about the clam bake now???

#288 Spidergawd

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 01:26 PM

Can we get baked on clams now too?

#289 JBetty

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:37 PM

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

#290 In A Silent Way

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:06 PM

Why don't they show reruns of My Favorite Martian?

#291 mountain mama

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 04:25 PM

Where have all the flowers gone?

#292 JBetty

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 06:23 PM

Where the fuck is Tabbooma?

#293 Spidergawd

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 10:06 PM

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


Yeah, and what's with the signs at some fast food joints that read "we have braille menus"??

#294 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:45 PM

can we talk about the clam bake now???


Nope

#295 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:46 PM

Can we get baked on clams now too?

Yes

#296 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:47 PM

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


For Blind Drivers

#297 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:48 PM

Why don't they show reruns of My Favorite Martian?


Nude Martians are not acceptable today

#298 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:48 PM

Where have all the flowers gone?


They are sleeping

#299 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:48 PM

Where the fuck is Tabbooma?

Fucking Slacker

#300 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 11:49 PM

Yeah, and what's with the signs at some fast food joints that read "we have braille menus"??


The Blind need to eat too