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[cassady]

thank you!

lisa wants to know " do tabboomas bounce?"

[Tabbooma]

thank you!

lisa wants to know " do tabboomas bounce?"

Sometimes

[Spidergawd]

Why does Santa's breath smell like cheap gin?

[Tabbooma]

Why does Santa's breath smell like cheap gin?

Its mouthwash young man, just mouthwash

[syd_25]

are double sided reciprocating saw blades a good xmas present?

[Tabbooma]

are double sided reciprocating saw blades a good xmas present?

A boar blade would make a wonderful gift

[In A Silent Way]

Can I bring little green footballs to Vibes.

[Tabbooma]

Can I bring little green footballs to Vibes.

Sorry, those have made the Tabbooma banned list.. Would suggest checking back in a month before the Vibes

[In A Silent Way]

Why is a vegetable something to hide?

[mountain mama]

Tabbooma, I found a half full beer in my pantry this morning, what was I doing in there?

[Tabbooma]

Why is a vegetable something to hide?

IASW, a prune isn't really a vegetable... CABBAGE is a vegetable...

[Tabbooma]

Tabbooma, I found a half full beer in my pantry this morning, what was I doing in there?

Looking for maple syrup

[SueTheDonkey]

Who's britches were those I found in your sock draw?

[Tabbooma]

Who's britches were those I found in your sock draw?

Those are Tabbooma's

[Ezekiel Tweakscrotum]

How does one fold a pocket square?

[Tabbooma]

How does one fold a pocket square?

For a flat pocket square:
Lay your square flat on a table, fold left side over to right, fold bottom up and stop at approximately an inch and a half down from the top... Enjoy

[syd_25]

A boar blade would make a wonderful gift

Confirmed.... Pops loved it.

[StoneKid]

How soon before Tabooma hits 10,000 posts??

[Tabbooma]

10 more to go with this one... Today Tabbooma will join an elite group of people that quite possibly have way to much time on their hands and or no life what so ever

[In A Silent Way]

How did Tabbooma know who IASW was at Vibes?

[Tabbooma]

IASW posts his picts in here... First time Tabbooma saw Mr_Pat when he, Topo, Candy and Tom were setting up their camp next to Tabbooma's, Tabbooma said, "Hey your Mr_Pat", been friends ever since

[Dee2.0]

How can you fit a square peg in a circular hole?

[Tabbooma]

How can you fit a square peg in a circular hole?

Lots of Butter

[In A Silent Way]

What does Trey think about during that long pause in The Divided Sky?

[Tabbooma]

What does Trey think about during that long pause in The Divided Sky?

Jelly Beans

[mountain mama]

when we say, "they" say ______, who are "they" anyway?

[jen s]

Who will I kiss at midnight tonight?

[Mr_Pat]

IASW posts his picts in here... First time Tabbooma saw Mr_Pat when he, Topo, Candy and Tom were setting up their camp next to Tabbooma's, Tabbooma said, "Hey your Mr_Pat", been friends ever since

[Mr_Pat]

So... what do we call this passing decade?
We had the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, and the 90s.

So... what about this passing decade?
The aughts?
The zeroes?
The 2000s?

[manzanita stark]

What's the difference between an orange?

[In A Silent Way]

Do you know any trucks might be bound for the Valley?

[foo]

Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?

[Jersey Thug]

dear Tabbooma,

how does one tie a non-clipable bow tie?

thanking you in advance (and hoping you're having the best of times as i type this) i remain,

yours sincerely,
- JT

[Jersey Thug]

Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?

a poncho is a cape that goes all the way around

[Mr_Pat]

Tabooma was Jam Cruise fun?

[In A Silent Way]

Do Tabboomas get seasick?

[Mr_Pat]

I talked to Tabooma yester day and he said it was a blast And there was a fear and loathing momnet when he got back into port yesterday (If you can belive that ) I guess the hotle he stayed at yesterday was hosting a Fraternal Brother hood of Police convention I am not sure if tabooma is The Dr or the lawyer though

So what was it Tabooma, are you Dr Gonzo or the Lawyer? And did you play nicw with the poe-poe?

[Tabbooma]

when we say, "they" say ______, who are "they" anyway?

Tabbooma likes to say said

[Tabbooma]

Who will I kiss at midnight tonight?

Too bad it was not Tabbooma... Sorry, Tabbooma be away

[Tabbooma]

So... what do we call this passing decade?
We had the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, and the 90s.

So... what about this passing decade?
The aughts?
The zeroes?
The 2000s?

The Good Times

[Tabbooma]

What's the difference between an orange?

One is a fruit the other is a color

[Tabbooma]

Do you know any trucks might be bound for the Valley?

Yes

[Tabbooma]

Is that a mexican poncho
Or is that a sears poncho?

Its a Mexican poncho purchased in Sears and made in China

[Tabbooma]

dear Tabbooma,

how does one tie a non-clipable bow tie?

thanking you in advance (and hoping you're having the best of times as i type this) i remain,

yours sincerely,
- JT

Very carefully

[Tabbooma]

Tabooma was Jam Cruise fun?

Jam Cruise was fucking Insane... Lots of great music and cool people

[Tabbooma]

Do Tabboomas get seasick?

Nope... Just need some distance sometimes when partaking in the special activities

[Tabbooma]

Definitley a Gonzo moment... fucking place is crawling with POPO... Not a comfortable feeling.. Tried buying one of their shirts from their merch table this morning and was asked where I worked.. Told her special operations and walked away to get a stiff drink

I talked to Tabooma yester day and he said it was a blast And there was a fear and loathing momnet when he got back into port yesterday (If you can belive that ) I guess the hotle he stayed at yesterday was hosting a Fraternal Brother hood of Police convention I am not sure if tabooma is The Dr or the lawyer though

So what was it Tabooma, are you Dr Gonzo or the Lawyer? And did you play nicw with the poe-poe?

[manzanita stark]

One is a fruit the other is a color

Son of a gun! A lifetime of asking this question and Tabbooma is the only person who gave me a correct answer!!! (I know this came out of the 60's, but don't really recall where it came from)

[cassady]

do these jeans make my ass look fat????????

[Tabbooma]

do these jeans make my ass look fat????????

Actually they do not, you just keep rocking the tight straight leg jeans! Sue does!