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#5401 Spidergawd

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 12:24 PM

How many dumps can I take in a ten gallon hat?

#5402 In A Silent Way

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 02:34 PM

Who told Spidergawd to go sh!t in his hat?



#5403 In A Silent Way

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 06:20 PM

Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?



#5404 In A Silent Way

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 06:20 PM

Did they really get pinned?



#5405 JBetty

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 06:20 PM

Have you heard about the Midnight Rambler?

#5406 In A Silent Way

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 06:22 PM

The one who lives on Drury Lane?



#5407 Tabbooma

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Posted 17 June 2013 - 10:41 PM

They used too, now it's prepackaged in Kansas ;)

Do beans make honey in the lion's head?


#5408 In A Silent Way

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 03:30 AM

They used too, now it's prepackaged in Kansas ;)

Who could imagine they would freak out somewhere in Kansas?

#5409 BHB

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 03:18 PM

Keep it simple, olive oil, garlic and lemon ;)

 

 

this worked well tyvm... but had huge 13-16 count black tiger shrimp, was a little hard to know how long to cook on each side, some got slightly overdone... next time i'll take off grill as soon as they turn pink and split down the backside.

 

now can has recipe for that homemade margarita mix?



#5410 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 10:23 PM

Tabbooma had an inkling but let it pass ;)

Who could imagine they would freak out somewhere in Kansas?


#5411 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 10:25 PM

1/2 cup sugar, cup of water and cup of fresh squeezed limes ;)

this worked well tyvm... but had huge 13-16 count black tiger shrimp, was a little hard to know how long to cook on each side, some got slightly overdone... next time i'll take off grill as soon as they turn pink and split down the backside.

 

now can has recipe for that homemade margarita mix?



#5412 BHB

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 09:06 PM

Was the following quote from Confucius the inspiration for this thread?

 

"The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life."



#5413 JBetty

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 01:28 PM

When will I finally stop feeling so :gah:  and :cry: ?



#5414 In A Silent Way

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:36 PM

Is 11:55 pm the appropriate time to harangue someone via Facebook Messenger about a petty grievance?



#5415 BHB

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 01:06 AM

Does Paula Deen really deserve all of this?



#5416 Tabbooma

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:45 PM

You are wise beyond your years, grasshopper :)

Was the following quote from Confucius the inspiration for this thread?

 

"The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life."



#5417 Tabbooma

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:45 PM

Thursday ;)

When will I finally stop feeling so :gah:  and :cry: ?


#5418 Tabbooma

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:47 PM

Anytime is actually a good time, except for petty grievances, life be too short to fret that Shiite. ;)

Is 11:55 pm the appropriate time to harangue someone via Facebook Messenger about a petty grievance?


#5419 Tabbooma

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 02:49 PM

Tabbooma does not like to see anyone losing their livelihood, but one who jibbers and jabbers will always get into trouble ;)

Does Paula Deen really deserve all of this?


#5420 JBetty

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 01:41 PM

Is it Thursday yet?



#5421 Spidergawd

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:04 PM

If I promise not to sweat the petty stuff, can I pet the sweaty stuff??



#5422 Tabbooma

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:12 PM

Almost :)

Is it Thursday yet?


#5423 Tabbooma

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 11:12 PM

You must :)

If I promise not to sweat the petty stuff, can I pet the sweaty stuff??


#5424 BHB

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 03:58 PM

Was Tony Soprano's last meal really that unhealthy?

 

http://www.nypost.co...5LgRnBOH7fYlaCN



#5425 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 10:30 AM

No, Moderation is good, but some times its good to let go. ;)

Was Tony Soprano's last meal really that unhealthy?

 

http://www.nypost.co...5LgRnBOH7fYlaCN



#5426 In A Silent Way

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Posted 08 July 2013 - 06:46 PM

I can't find the care label on my karma. Is it safe to put it through the Karma Wash?



#5427 Tabbooma

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 01:30 AM

Definitely, just be careful with heavy brushing ;)

I can't find the care label on my karma. Is it safe to put it through the Karma Wash?


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Posted 10 July 2013 - 05:12 PM

santola red crab legs... got a bunch... says to grill em? why would you grill these? should i grill them or boil them or steam them?

 

 

 

king-crab-legs-3.jpg



#5429 Tabbooma

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 12:06 AM

Beauties... Steam em' :) Tabbooma has grilled them before, steam is way to go... Cut one side after heated with knife and they pop open all kinds of goodness :)

santola red crab legs... got a bunch... says to grill em? why would you grill these? should i grill them or boil them or steam them?

 

 

 

king-crab-legs-3.jpg



#5430 hippieskichick

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 01:19 AM

Is there any particular or good reason why mosquitoes seem to adore me? 



#5431 In A Silent Way

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 03:16 AM

How do I work this?

#5432 JBetty

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 02:17 PM

What the heck did I do with that thing?



#5433 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

Not enough booze consumption ;)

Is there any particular or good reason why mosquitoes seem to adore me? 


#5434 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 08:06 PM

Righty Tighty, lefty loosey ;)

How do I work this?


#5435 Tabbooma

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Posted 12 July 2013 - 08:07 PM

Kick back and enjoy ;)

What the heck did I do with that thing?


#5436 Spidergawd

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 01:07 PM

Where, oh where has my Underdog gone?



#5437 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 09:59 PM

He's in the top drawer ;)

Where, oh where has my Underdog gone?


#5438 Spidergawd

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 12:02 PM

Follow up:  Isn't it true that Underdog was TV's first amphetamine head??  ("The secret compartment in my ring I fill with an Underdog super energy pill."



#5439 Tabbooma

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 11:36 AM

;)  Need to stick to story that t was just Vitamin C ;)  Gets betty for ole Sweet Polly Pure bread when he takes the V... But hey, that is another story ;)

Follow up:  Isn't it true that Underdog was TV's first amphetamine head??  ("The secret compartment in my ring I fill with an Underdog super energy pill."


#5440 Spidergawd

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 12:07 PM

What is the proper seasoning for guinea pig?



#5441 JBetty

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Posted 19 July 2013 - 12:16 PM

After we eat the guinea pig, would it be OK to boil up the skull, put it on a stick and yell, "ALL HAIL THE PIG!"?



#5442 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 02:28 AM

Garlic ;) 

What is the proper seasoning for guinea pig?


#5443 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 July 2013 - 02:28 AM

Na.. Say let the lil fella go ;)

After we eat the guinea pig, would it be OK to boil up the skull, put it on a stick and yell, "ALL HAIL THE PIG!"?


#5444 Spidergawd

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 11:53 AM

Why are those jet fighters always flying over my house?



#5445 Roasted and Toasted

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Posted 22 July 2013 - 04:50 PM

Who says that you can't find good help?



#5446 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:16 AM

They are looking to take you away, huh, huh, away to the funny farm ;)

Why are those jet fighters always flying over my house?


#5447 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 02:16 AM

Just have to look in the right spot ;)

Who says that you can't find good help?


#5448 Spidergawd

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 12:03 PM

They are looking to take you away, huh, huh, away to the funny farm ;)

 

Who, those nice young men in their clean white coats?



#5449 JBetty

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 01:36 PM

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#5450 Feck

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 04:39 PM

so will rolling into check in w almost 5 case of beer, 2 cases of water, 1 gallon mixed drinks/rum/liq's , 30 t shirts and 6lbs of bacon  - by myself - raise any suspicions ?