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#5051 JBetty

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:26 PM

What does an average mammalian look like?



#5052 Tabbooma

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:15 AM

26 ;)

How many calories per inch does the average mammalian penis have?


#5053 Tabbooma

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:16 AM

Supple ;)

What does an average mammalian look like?


#5054 Spidergawd

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:04 PM

Why do my nipples get pointy when it's cold?



#5055 Tabbooma

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:46 PM

You really like the cold ;)

Why do my nipples get pointy when it's cold?


#5056 Spidergawd

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 01:23 PM

Why do they call it the "purchasing department" when they do not, in fact, purchase a damn thing, and their sole job seems to be to make it as difficult as possible for you to purchase anything??



#5057 Tabbooma

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 05:06 AM

LOL... There are many unknowns... people hand out flyers for a living, such a bad way to comunicate. :)

Why do they call it the "purchasing department" when they do not, in fact, purchase a damn thing, and their sole job seems to be to make it as difficult as possible for you to purchase anything??


#5058 Karen

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 05:20 AM

Is Tabbooma still a non-smoker?



#5059 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 09:53 PM

Cracked Friday night, booze equals smokes.. Starting from day tomorrow.. ;)

Is Tabbooma still a non-smoker?


#5060 Spidergawd

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 04:55 PM

How many giant pop star asses would it have taken to bring down the entire southeastern grid?



#5061 In A Silent Way

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 06:01 PM

How many people have actually TABBOOYA?



#5062 Tabbooma

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:19 PM

27 :)

How many giant pop star asses would it have taken to bring down the entire southeastern grid?


#5063 Tabbooma

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:20 PM

A handful, the rest needed to go to the dentist ;)

How many people have actually TABBOOYA?


#5064 Spidergawd

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 01:40 PM

Uhhhh.... Am I SUPPOSED to have a tooth there???



#5065 Tabbooma

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 12:05 AM

Possibly, buns of steel and that zumba shit really keeps Tabbooma protected ;)

Uhhhh.... Am I SUPPOSED to have a tooth there???


#5066 Spidergawd

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:13 PM

What would YOU trade in for a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac?



#5067 Spidergawd

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:13 PM

Follow up:  SHOULD we oughta know by now?



#5068 JBetty

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:47 PM

Why is it easier to polish a fender than to drive with a broken back?



#5069 In A Silent Way

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:57 PM

Is that all you get for your money?



#5070 Spidergawd

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:33 PM

Why Polish a fender when you can French it?



#5071 In A Silent Way

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 04:40 PM

Which has higher reflective properties, shine of your Japan or the sparkle of your China?



#5072 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:36 AM

A pair of crutches and a nice used ace bandage ;)

 

What would YOU trade in for a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac?


#5073 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:37 AM

That would be correct ;)

 

 

Follow up:  SHOULD we oughta know by now?


#5074 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:37 AM

Position ;)

Why is it easier to polish a fender than to drive with a broken back?


#5075 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:38 AM

Sometimes some soup too ;)

Is that all you get for your money?


#5076 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:39 AM

Frenching leaves streaking ;)

Why Polish a fender when you can French it?


#5077 Tabbooma

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 01:40 AM

Sparkle fo the win :)

Which has higher reflective properties, shine of your Japan or the sparkle of your China?


#5078 JBetty

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 02:45 PM

Is it time to :panic: yet?



#5079 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:20 AM

Yes it is ;)

Is it time to :panic: yet?


#5080 JBetty

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:08 PM

:panic:  Am I doing it right?  :panic:



#5081 Tabbooma

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:13 PM

LOL... Yes you are, keep up the good work ;)

:panic:  Am I doing it right?  :panic:


#5082 JBetty

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:09 PM

I'm starting to look like FNPM up there.

Can I douse my hair yet?



#5083 Tabbooma

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 10:06 PM

Go for it ;)

I'm starting to look like FNPM up there.

Can I douse my hair yet?



#5084 JBetty

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:31 PM

Why is Tabbooma not at work today?



#5085 Tabbooma

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:53 PM

To many folks could not make it in, big boss pulled the plug ;)

 

Why is Tabbooma not at work today?


#5086 Spidergawd

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 03:17 PM

Will I always miss the snow fun?

#5087 Tabbooma

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 03:20 PM

Yes, but compensation of sun and sand should ease that yearning ;)

Will I always miss the snow fun?


#5088 Spidergawd

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:48 PM

How will I know it's a yearning, not just a craving or passing interest?



#5089 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:33 PM

Yearning comes from the heart, craving the belly and passing interest from the big toe ;)

How will I know it's a yearning, not just a craving or passing interest?


#5090 JBetty

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:35 PM

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?



#5091 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:43 PM

How can there be self-help "groups"?



#5092 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 02:21 AM

3 feet ;)

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?


#5093 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 02:23 AM

Groups of people that help eachother ;)

How can there be self-help "groups"?


#5094 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:20 PM

After retirement, will the pope get to keep the official papal costume?

Will he get to keep the pointy hat, the flowing robes and the ruby slippers, or does he have to leave them for the next pope?



#5095 Tabbooma

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 11:52 PM

Speaking as a Catholic Tabbooma does not find any humor with knocking the pope and finds it offensive that it is allowed to bash Catholics and the VG's allow it. Tabbooma has spoken



#5096 JBetty

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:48 PM

JBetty did not mean to offend the wise Tabbooma.

Will Tabbooma find it in his heart to forgive JBetty for the unintentional offense?



#5097 JBetty

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 01:51 PM

 Why is it OK and usually humerous to knock everything on god's green earth, but the pope is off limits?

 

(JBetty is posing a serious question for once)



#5098 In A Silent Way

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 06:11 PM

Do I like Vibes?



#5099 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 01:23 PM

Tabbooma took no offense at all. :)

JBetty did not mean to offend the wise Tabbooma.

Will Tabbooma find it in his heart to forgive JBetty for the unintentional offense?



#5100 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 01:27 PM

The pope is not off limits, or to a whole lot of people he is not... Tabbooma is a good old Irish Catholic Boy who will defend his religion ;)

 Why is it OK and usually humerous to knock everything on god's green earth, but the pope is off limits?

 

(JBetty is posing a serious question for once)