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#5001 In A Silent Way

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

Can I charge my employer a convenience fee for making me drive to fuckingDanbury?



#5002 Tabbooma

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:00 PM

Make sure they are properly ventiliated all shall be good ;)

 

 

The brass monkey is all better now, but with warm weather coming, should I worry about him sweating his balls off?


#5003 Tabbooma

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:01 PM

Nope, because driving to Danbury for IASW is not convenient ;)

 

Can I charge my employer a convenience fee for making me drive to fuckingDanbury?


#5004 Spidergawd

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 01:05 PM

If unicorns fart rainbows, do they poop Skittles?



#5005 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:44 PM

Sure do ;)

 

 

If unicorns fart rainbows, do they poop Skittles?


#5006 JBetty

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

What's with all the banning and censoring?



#5007 JBetty

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:47 PM

Did banning and censoring really help build America?



#5008 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:51 PM

PMS ;)

What's with all the banning and censoring?


#5009 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:52 PM

Not at all ;)

Did banning and censoring really help build America?


#5010 JBetty

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:13 PM

Is Tabbooma all better yet?



#5011 In A Silent Way

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:39 PM

Does Tabbooma have any recommendations for Fairfield County butchers selling yummy cuts of pork?



#5012 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:38 PM

Tabbooma still sick, flu and moved into chest... not fun at all :(

Is Tabbooma all better yet?


#5013 JBetty

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:39 PM

:loveeye:



#5014 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:39 PM

Tabbooma like butcher shop in Stop and Shop sometimes, A&S in Fairfield has real nice meats, can be a bit pricey ;)

Does Tabbooma have any recommendations for Fairfield County butchers selling yummy cuts of pork?


#5015 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:43 PM

:loveeye:

Thanks :)



#5016 Spidergawd

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 08:57 PM

Since Tabbooma coined the phrase "xxx helped build America", would he mind if I adopted "that's not how we did it in the old country"?



#5017 CTMuleman

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 09:34 PM

How did we do it in the lolold country?



#5018 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 10:27 PM

Tabbooma approves of this knowing JP will use it wisely :)

 

 

Since Tabbooma coined the phrase "xxx helped build America", would he mind if I adopted "that's not how we did it in the old country"?


#5019 Tabbooma

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 10:27 PM

With lots of butter ;)

How did we do it in the lolold country?


#5020 Spidergawd

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:37 PM

Is it possible to count to zero?



#5021 Tabbooma

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:39 PM

One day.. ;)

Is it possible to count to zero?


#5022 Spidergawd

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 09:46 PM

What does an alien fart smell like?



#5023 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:39 PM

Bolognia ;)

What does an alien fart smell like?


#5024 Spidergawd

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 01:48 PM

"You" or "thee"?



#5025 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 02:01 PM

Yo ;)

"You" or "thee"?


#5026 JBetty

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 03:24 PM

Hump or death?



#5027 manzanita stark

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 04:33 PM

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#5028 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 04:44 PM

Hump ;)

Hump or death?


#5029 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 04:45 PM

Only on Fridays and Sunday west of the Ole Miss ;)

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#5030 In A Silent Way

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 05:18 PM

When that football player shot himself, did he Seau?



#5031 In A Silent Way

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 05:18 PM

Too soon?



#5032 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 05:38 PM

Nope :)

When that football player shot himself, did he Seau?


#5033 Tabbooma

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 05:38 PM

Always ;)

Too soon?


#5034 manzanita stark

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:15 PM

Is it better to have "Bats in the Belfry" or "Toys in the Attic"?



#5035 Tabbooma

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:22 PM

Toys, although it is good to have some bats time from time but always good to have toys :)

Is it better to have "Bats in the Belfry" or "Toys in the Attic"?


#5036 In A Silent Way

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 05:06 AM

If someone is "a few fries short of a Happy Meal," how many do they need?



#5037 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 12:16 PM

Three fries would do ;)

If someone is "a few fries short of a Happy Meal," how many do they need?


#5038 Spidergawd

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 01:35 PM

Vận tốc tốc độ bay của một nuốt không tải là gì?



#5039 JBetty

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 03:12 PM

Is Tabbooma going to see the Kind Buds on Friday?



#5040 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 09:40 PM

Huy Vu ;)

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#5041 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 09:41 PM

Oh yea :) We will be there

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#5042 Spidergawd

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 03:01 PM

What's the best way to unfreeze one's penis from a flagpole?



#5043 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 12:08 AM

Hogs Breath ;)

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#5044 Spidergawd

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 01:12 PM

Would a hooker that everyone calls "Soooo-eeee" be as effective?



#5045 JBetty

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:36 PM

How many tokes does it take to be one toke over the line?



#5046 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 10:52 PM

That works in the mid west and parts of aliie bama ;)

Would a hooker that everyone calls "Soooo-eeee" be as effective?


#5047 Tabbooma

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 10:52 PM

Lets see... One, two, three... Three it is ;)

How many tokes does it take to be one toke over the line?


#5048 Spidergawd

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 01:14 PM

How many boofs does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?



#5049 Tabbooma

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 03:51 AM

Hmmm.. This is a tough one.. Lets see.. One...Two.. Tharee...  Three it is ;)

How many boofs does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?


#5050 Spidergawd

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:25 PM

How many calories per inch does the average mammalian penis have?