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[Depends]

If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, shouldn't book publishers be afraid of a Chapter 11?

[roo]

i can drop kick your fartbox!?

[Tabbooma]

Most definitley, even chocolate sometimes

If I cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?

[Tabbooma]

Pinky finger is key to the process, that and a lil magic

How do they get the cheese inside jalapeño poppers?

[Tabbooma]

Cream cheese, ya, cream cheese

is Cat Popper filled with cream cheese or cheddar?

[Tabbooma]

West of the Mississippi, yes.

If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, shouldn't book publishers be afraid of a Chapter 11?

[Tabbooma]

No, but you can have a cookie

i can drop kick your fartbox!?

[roo]

if i shake a cow, then squeeze it good.. will milk bubbles come out its butt!?

[roo]

if a girl on a heavy period gets plugged up would she get a nose bleed? :/

[In A Silent Way]

If I had a good explanation to give my wife, could I forego the tank and aeroplane?

[Tabbooma]

Yep

if i shake a cow, then squeeze it good.. will milk bubbles come out its butt!?

[Tabbooma]

Nope

if a girl on a heavy period gets plugged up would she get a nose bleed? :/

[Tabbooma]

Bonus points for using the word forego and yes to your question

If I had a good explanation to give my wife, could I forego the tank and aeroplane?

[Mr_Pat]

Mr_Tabbooma what day will I get it?

[Tabbooma]

Tuesday

Mr_Tabbooma what day will I get it?

[In A Silent Way]

How does the song go?

[Tabbooma]

Feliz Navidad, feliz navidad, feliz navidad...

How does the song go?

[Depends]

Did London Bridge ever actually fall down?

[JBetty]

Did Tabbooma have a Merry Christmas?

[Spidergawd]

Is it proper holiday form to tie your kid's pet rodent to the model train tracks under the tree for a little damsel in distress scene?

[Tabbooma]

Nope, one version moved

Did London Bridge ever actually fall down?

[Tabbooma]

Why Thanks.. Tabbooma had an awesome Christmas, first one without his brother Paul but Paul was smilng down on us

Did Tabbooma have a Merry Christmas?

[Tabbooma]

Although tempting really not a good holiday theme... Possibly save for St Angus day

Is it proper holiday form to tie your kid's pet rodent to the model train tracks under the tree for a little damsel in distress scene?

[JBetty]

Are hamburgers the food of choice on St Angus day?

[Spidergawd]

Why is the snowman looking at me funny?

[Depends]

I sometimes see snowmen wearing a scarf, do they really get cold?

[In A Silent Way]

I sometimes see the Minute Man statue in Westport wearing a scarf, does he really get cold?

[Tabbooma]

Ya.. with BAcon and cheese

Are hamburgers the food of choice on St Angus day?

[Tabbooma]

He's melting

Why is the snowman looking at me funny?

[Tabbooma]

Some do, usually upstate NY snowmen do catch a chill

I sometimes see snowmen wearing a scarf, do they really get cold?

[Tabbooma]

More of a fashion statement, being Westport and all

I sometimes see the Minute Man statue in Westport wearing a scarf, does he really get cold?

[Spidergawd]

What's the best method of removing wook droppings from my shoe treads after a raging Biscuits show?

[In A Silent Way]

How long do I allow a wook to sleep in my doorway before asking him to move on?

[Depends]

Just how cold is a well digger's ass? And is it colder in a klondike?

[In A Silent Way]

Where can I get some Galoot Cologne?

[Tabbooma]

A neighbors shag carpet works nice

What's the best method of removing wook droppings from my shoe treads after a raging Biscuits show?

[Tabbooma]

8 hours in the Northeast, zero time and move along them West Coast Wooks or they will set up shop

How long do I allow a wook to sleep in my doorway before asking him to move on?

[Tabbooma]

They are similiar in temp but a klondike always have smoother behinds

Just how cold is a well digger's ass? And is it colder in a klondike?

[Tabbooma]

The shop on 12th and fifth, right next to Jeromes

Where can I get some Galoot Cologne?

[Spidergawd]

Where does a witch's tit fall on the continuum of cold things?

[Depends]

What kind of glue do I use to replace the balls on my brass monkey?

[JBetty]

What's the name of Depends' brass monkey?

[In A Silent Way]

What is the proper time of day to listen to "Frankenstein" and play air drums?

[Tabbooma]

09 F

Where does a witch's tit fall on the continuum of cold things?

[Tabbooma]

Crazy glue

What kind of glue do I use to replace the balls on my brass monkey?

[Tabbooma]

It was Steve but now it likes to be called Shirley

What's the name of Depends' brass monkey?

[Tabbooma]

3:00 PM

What is the proper time of day to listen to "Frankenstein" and play air drums?

[JBetty]

JBetty misses Tabbooma round these here parts.  

 

Can Tabbooma come out and play?

[Tabbooma]

Tabbooma a bit under the weather with flu for the last couple of days, will be back for fun and games shortly

JBetty misses Tabbooma round these here parts.  

 

Can Tabbooma come out and play?

[Depends]

The brass monkey is all better now, but with warm weather coming, should I worry about him sweating his balls off?