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#4951 Depends

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 02:22 PM

If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, shouldn't book publishers be afraid of a Chapter 11?

#4952 roo

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:06 AM

i can drop kick your fartbox!? :D

#4953 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:08 PM

Most definitley, even chocolate sometimes ;)

If I cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?



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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:09 PM

Pinky finger is key to the process, that and a lil magic ;)

How do they get the cheese inside jalapeƱo poppers?



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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:10 PM

Cream cheese, ya, cream cheese ;)

is Cat Popper filled with cream cheese or cheddar?



#4956 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:11 PM

West of the Mississippi, yes. ;)

If builders are afraid to have a 13th floor, shouldn't book publishers be afraid of a Chapter 11?



#4957 Tabbooma

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:12 PM

No, but you can have a cookie ;)

i can drop kick your fartbox!? :D



#4958 roo

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:19 PM

if i shake a cow, then squeeze it good.. will milk bubbles come out its butt!?

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 12:26 PM

if a girl on a heavy period gets plugged up would she get a nose bleed? :/

#4960 In A Silent Way

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:05 AM

If I had a good explanation to give my wife, could I forego the tank and aeroplane?

#4961 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 01:43 PM

Yep ;)

if i shake a cow, then squeeze it good.. will milk bubbles come out its butt!?



#4962 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 01:43 PM

Nope ;)

if a girl on a heavy period gets plugged up would she get a nose bleed? :/



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Posted 22 December 2012 - 01:45 PM

Bonus points for using the word forego :) and yes to your question :)

If I had a good explanation to give my wife, could I forego the tank and aeroplane?



#4964 Mr_Pat

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 01:46 PM

Mr_Tabbooma what day will I get it?

#4965 Tabbooma

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:46 PM

Tuesday :)

Mr_Tabbooma what day will I get it?



#4966 In A Silent Way

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 01:39 AM

How does the song go?

#4967 Tabbooma

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 12:42 PM

Feliz Navidad, feliz navidad, feliz navidad... :)

How does the song go?



#4968 Depends

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 02:56 PM

Did London Bridge ever actually fall down?

#4969 JBetty

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 02:31 PM

Did Tabbooma have a Merry Christmas?

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 11:27 PM

Is it proper holiday form to tie your kid's pet rodent to the model train tracks under the tree for a little damsel in distress scene?

#4971 Tabbooma

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 11:57 PM

Nope, one version moved ;)

Did London Bridge ever actually fall down?



#4972 Tabbooma

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 11:58 PM

Why Thanks.. Tabbooma had an awesome Christmas, first one without his brother Paul but Paul was smilng down on us :)

Did Tabbooma have a Merry Christmas?



#4973 Tabbooma

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 12:00 AM

Although tempting really not a good holiday theme... Possibly save for St Angus day ;)

Is it proper holiday form to tie your kid's pet rodent to the model train tracks under the tree for a little damsel in distress scene?



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Posted 27 December 2012 - 01:13 PM

Are hamburgers the food of choice on St Angus day?

#4975 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:21 PM

Why is the snowman looking at me funny?

#4976 Depends

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:32 PM

I sometimes see snowmen wearing a scarf, do they really get cold?

#4977 In A Silent Way

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 04:35 PM

I sometimes see the Minute Man statue in Westport wearing a scarf, does he really get cold?

#4978 Tabbooma

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 02:13 AM

Ya.. with BAcon and cheese :)

Are hamburgers the food of choice on St Angus day?



#4979 Tabbooma

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 02:13 AM

He's melting ;)

Why is the snowman looking at me funny?



#4980 Tabbooma

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 02:14 AM

Some do, usually upstate NY snowmen do catch a chill :)

I sometimes see snowmen wearing a scarf, do they really get cold?



#4981 Tabbooma

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 02:15 AM

More of a fashion statement, being Westport and all :)

I sometimes see the Minute Man statue in Westport wearing a scarf, does he really get cold?



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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:05 PM

What's the best method of removing wook droppings from my shoe treads after a raging Biscuits show?

#4983 In A Silent Way

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:17 PM

How long do I allow a wook to sleep in my doorway before asking him to move on?

#4984 Depends

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:37 PM

Just how cold is a well digger's ass? And is it colder in a klondike?

#4985 In A Silent Way

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:00 PM

Where can I get some Galoot Cologne?

#4986 Tabbooma

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:54 AM

A neighbors shag carpet works nice ;)

What's the best method of removing wook droppings from my shoe treads after a raging Biscuits show?



#4987 Tabbooma

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:55 AM

8 hours in the Northeast, zero time and move along them West Coast Wooks or they will set up shop ;)

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:56 AM

They are similiar in temp but a klondike always have smoother behinds ;)

Just how cold is a well digger's ass? And is it colder in a klondike?



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Posted 04 January 2013 - 12:57 AM

The shop on 12th and fifth, right next to Jeromes ;)

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 04:15 AM

Where does a witch's tit fall on the continuum of cold things?

#4991 Depends

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 04:16 AM

What kind of glue do I use to replace the balls on my brass monkey?

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:21 PM

What's the name of Depends' brass monkey?

#4993 In A Silent Way

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 02:44 PM

What is the proper time of day to listen to "Frankenstein" and play air drums?

#4994 Tabbooma

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 01:18 AM

09 F ;)

Where does a witch's tit fall on the continuum of cold things?



#4995 Tabbooma

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 01:18 AM

Crazy glue ;)

What kind of glue do I use to replace the balls on my brass monkey?



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Posted 05 January 2013 - 01:19 AM

It was Steve but now it likes to be called Shirley ;)

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 01:19 AM

3:00 PM :)

What is the proper time of day to listen to "Frankenstein" and play air drums?



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Posted 10 January 2013 - 03:26 PM

JBetty misses Tabbooma round these here parts.   :sad:

 

Can Tabbooma come out and play?



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Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

Tabbooma a bit under the weather with flu for the last couple of days, will be back for fun and games shortly :)

JBetty misses Tabbooma round these here parts.   :sad:

 

Can Tabbooma come out and play?



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Posted 11 January 2013 - 02:50 PM

The brass monkey is all better now, but with warm weather coming, should I worry about him sweating his balls off?