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[Julius]

So in 2011 there was "the batshit crazy bulimic" and "the unreasonable vegetarian."

This gives me a way to talk about people without using any names.

Well, 2012 is off to a roaring start with "Obsessive cat lady" and "Twilight Zone eyes."

[seany]

Just think what they're naming you

[Julius]

Just think what they're naming you

sort of hoping for "Mongo"

[TEO]

Mongo like candy.

[seany]

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https://encrypted-tb...c_2ZuqzxYK95-jg

[Karen]

[Julius]

"Never lets me sleep" and "Eager to please" are two I should never have let go. Live and learn.

[Tim the Beek]

sort of hoping for "Mongo"

[Julius]

Mongo like candy.

Mongo also like Sheriff Bart!

[Misha]

"Never lets me sleep" and "Eager to please" are two I should never have let go. Live and learn.

[PieDoh]

Three dollar beer

Squeaky wheel

[Julius]

have a feeling you know who "never lets me sleep" was

you sent me vegetarian ingredients so I could cook something for her! Remember that?

[BAKD]

have a feeling you know who "never lets me sleep" was

you sent me vegetarian ingredients so I could cook something for her! Remember that?

Sure do! Golden Curry!

[Julius]

No nicknaming this month but I'll keep you informed.

[Geminimoon]

What made her earn obsessive cat lady?

[Julius]

What made her earn obsessive cat lady?

When I asked if we could remove the cats from the bed/bedroom during our, umm, prayer time, she got this horrified look on her face like I must be possessed by a demon to ask such a thing. And she refused. That was the last time we "prayed" together.

[Geminimoon]

Yeah that would make for a crazy cat lady.....

Camera man and I chase all the cats out. No audience wanted.

[KrisNYG]

@ this thread

[Julius]

Wish me luck with "Titanic Tits" tonight.

She'll get a more respectful nickname later.

[Joker]

One of these days you'll find and settle down with your perfect girl


((("chloroformed and duct taped")))

[TEO]

Chloroform and duct tape, investment tip duly noted.

[Jersey Thug]

i don't know, Titanic Tits kinda has a nice ring to it. hope you had fun with them, i mean her

[Geminimoon]

Wish me luck with "Titanic Tits" tonight. She'll get a more respectful nickname later.

Has she earned a new nickname yet?

[Terrapin Station]

Titantic Tits....thats a good one.

Just think what these ladies nickname you!

[Julius]

Has she earned a new nickname yet?

Yes, "Never Shuts Up"

[Kashmir]

You're like Seinfeld

I'm a big on descriptive nick names.

[Julius]

made a couple of edits because I have reason to believe someone is getting nosy

[Julius]

"Boundless Enthusiasm"

[Julius]

Turns out Boundless Enthusiasm is dating a hotshot Hollywood movie star who is usually on location and I was merely a distraction.

[Geminimoon]

Any one new lately?

[Julius]

Any one new lately?

"Awesome"

[KrisNYG]

Congrats to you on your special conquest Julius. Glad she's awesome.

[Karen]

Awesome!

[seany]

I heard awesome was a bitch?

[KrisNYG]

I heard awesome was a bitch?

I heard she can be.

[KrisNYG]

[Tim the Beek]

Who's the actual conquest in this case?

[JBetty]

Who's the actual conquest in this case?

Just another brazen hussy he picked up for a couple days.

[Tim the Beek]

Just another brazen hissy she picked up for a couple days.

fix'd

[JBetty]

Sauce for the goose, Tim. Sauce for the goose.

[Tim the Beek]

Wait. There was goosing? By whom? The answer to that will go a long way toward deciding who's the quicker picker upper.

[JBetty]

A goosing AND sauce!
Quicker picker upper, indeed.

[TEO]

I'd bet that he is hoping to keep this one on the line for a while.

[JBetty]

I wouldn't take that bet, and I do wish the both of them the best.

[Tim the Beek]

I wouldn't take that bet, and I do wish the both of them the best.

[KrisNYG]

I leave you crazy kids alone for the afternoon and look at what you have done. <said in best scolding voice>

[Karen]

Just another brazen hussy he picked up for a couple days.

[JBetty]

[Tim the Beek]

I leave you crazy kids alone for the afternoon and look at what you have done. <said in best scolding voice>

This is why we can't have nice flings...

[Jwheelz]

This is why we can't have nice flings...

so much win!