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[capt_morgan]

god is punishing me...

[Joker]

Who left you with a 3 year old?

[capt_morgan]

i know...there are some really irresponsible people in the world who somehow got it in there head that i can be trusted

[capt_morgan]

so our cars have gotten broken into for the 3rd time right outside our apt.

[Joker]

Where was the 3 year old?

That sucks, hopefully nothing of value was lost and they didn't bust up the car. Used to happen to us a lot back when I lived in Dot.

[capt_morgan]

the first time it was my sirius radio
the second it was nicoles ipod
this time it was 15 dollars in change:dunno:

...and my tom tom was left on my seat...taken out of the glove box. they didnt even take it. what would you make of that?

[TakeAStepBack]

That sucks. I hate thieves. In the old days, if you got caught stealing, they chopped off hands. Perhaps that practice is not a bad one.

[capt_morgan]

i put this note on my car....


"we have you on camera asshats. we know what you look like. the police have been notified."


complete bullshit but maybe it will give them a little trouble sleeping tonight. i am 100% sure we have seen this person before...prolly a kid

[JBetty]

So who is keeping you occupied watching their 3 year old?

[TakeAStepBack]

Did you lock the car doors or was it a semi-"whoops"?

If they broke in, I would doubt they would be dumb enough to try the same car twice. If you dun left um unlocked....

[capt_morgan]

So who is keeping you occupied watching their 3 year old?

oh, shes gone....thank god
one of nicoles work friends dropped by

[capt_morgan]

Did you lock the car doors or was it a semi-"whoops"?

If they broke in, I would doubt they would be dumb enough to try the same car twice. If you dun left um unlocked....

i dont know this time....the last 2 times yea, NICOLE left her car unlocked
but i have an alarm n shit....and im extremely diligent about chirping the clicker.
i just dont know....i may have forgotten to chirp
in anycase it could have been worse...i had a lot of stuff in my car...only my change was taken

[TakeAStepBack]

So, no broken window or tampered lock? It's either a pro or someone dun goof'd. I know I dun goofed recently leaving things unlocked. Where I come from we never even locked the house at night....now a'days you have to lock your underwear or someone will steal you heiny.

[capt_morgan]

its crazy though...my shit is always locked...and you cant tell if its unlocked by visual inspection...which means they must be pulling my door handle everytime they walk past my car to check it

that shit bothers me a lot

[TEO]

Locks are for honest people. As much as that saying bugs me on so many levals, it is all too true.

[capt_morgan]

this forum needs more cowbell.

[TakeAStepBack]

I'll cowbell it in the face.

[capt_morgan]

yeah!! eat shit n face n shit

[TakeAStepBack]

Yeah, definitely eat shit to the face.

[capt_morgan]

well...if you put it that way

[capt_morgan]

[PeaceFrog]

goodbye government teat

where the dogs of society howl

you can't plant me in your penthouse

I'm going back to my plough

[capt_morgan]

[capt_morgan]

you should let it slide...when ur too pent up on the inside.
and you should let all go, gogogogogogogoooo
when you're dead set on what it is that you think, and what it is that you know~

[capt_morgan]

[capt_morgan]

[PeaceFrog]

that's so bad ass that now I'm mad

[capt_morgan]

ol' dude is ripped

[PeaceFrog]

buns of steel

[capt_morgan]

[PeaceFrog]

I play with my pussy a lot

[nikkiblue]

lol. How did I miss this thread?

[capt_morgan]

its ok babe...everyone misses this thread

[capt_morgan]

my vodka tastes like whiskey...is that a problem?

[capt_morgan]