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[capt_morgan]

i only post in here when im drunk:gop:

[china cat]

this should be fun

[TEO]

That will be different?

[capt_morgan]

That will be different?

it means i will only be in here at night

[capt_morgan]

i'll help hold down the night shift...shits been to dead around here after everyone leaves work...i have a responsibility to the tax payers:gop:
gotta keep the river flowin...dont want no beaver damns n shit

[TakeAStepBack]

[Joker]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the hardest working man in boardieland

i'll help hold down the night shift...shits been to dead around here after everyone leaves work...i have a responsibility to the tax payers:gop:
gotta keep the river flowin...dont want no beaver damns n shit

[capt_morgan]

fuckin beaver dams........n sheeeet!

[DancingBearly]

Damn beavers blocking your flow:devil:

[capt_morgan]

fer-ser though...my days are numbered...i'll be back at work in the spring....no more gubbamint teet:cry1:

[capt_morgan]

i hope my hip holds up:undecided:

[deadheadskier]

it will

[capt_morgan]

i still in store for another op...the surgery i had didnt take...need a hip replacement. right side only

[capt_morgan]

but i dont have insurance right now:dunno:

[deadheadskier]

1. Marry TASB
2. Get on his insurance
3. get heady new hip
4.???
5. Profit

[TEO]

Prolly have to hand in his cellphone.

[capt_morgan]

1. Marry TASB
2. Get on his insurance
3. get heady new hip
4.???
5. Profit

i had not considered that:lol:

[deadheadskier]

i had not considered that:lol:

I don't think TASB has either

[capt_morgan]

ill tell em the bad news:lol:

[nikkiblue]

[PeaceFrog]

oh the gubbamint teeet
how it tastes so sweet

yeah my gubbamint teeet
cuz a brotha gotta eat

oh the gubbamint teeet
help me back on ma feet

yeah the gubbamint teeet
is gonna pay for my heat

[TEO]

[capt_morgan]

[PeaceFrog]

[capt_morgan]

[Spidergawd]

I just came for the beaver dam update.

[Spidergawd]

PS: Penis

[capt_morgan]

the beaver dams are clear...release the river!

[Spidergawd]

OH WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BEAVERS?!?!?

[capt_morgan]

[sarah b.]

Sperm for frans!

[capt_morgan]

derp

[PeaceFrog]

here is a picture of me right after suckling on the gubmint teat

[capt_morgan]

penis

[Java Time]

here is a picture of me right after suckling on the gubmint teat

That's not where the pussy is supposed to be...stupid socialist pussy

[Lemireacle]

That will be different?

[jnjn]

fer-ser though...my days are numbered...i'll be back at work in the spring....no more gubbamint teet:cry1:

glad to hear, capt! it'll be good for you, both mentally & physically

[PeaceFrog]

WHA??? You're QUITTING the Gubbamint teat?

Who in their right mind would do that?

I thought everybody loves the Gubbamint teat!

[capt_morgan]

i only have 18 more weeks of teh teet...my hip still hurts like a bitch and im not even sure i can do my job anymore...but i have no choice. one thing is for sure though...imma be in a world of hurt this summer.

[TakeAStepBack]

Just have a slip and fall after a few months.

[capt_morgan]

Just have a slip and fall after a few months.

its been discussed already with chef...final verdict is im too much of a pussy to do it on purpose

[JBetty]

its been discussed already with chef...final verdict is im too much of a pussy to do it on purpose

Nikki needs a job...

[TakeAStepBack]

No pain no gain, capt.

[capt_morgan]

No pain no gain, capt.

now THATS scary

[capt_morgan]

Nikki needs a job...

she does

[capt_morgan]

i am so hungover right now i feel like throwing up all over this thread

[TakeAStepBack]

[capt_morgan]

and there is a child in here which is just making me soooo happy right now

[capt_morgan]

3 year olds suck...to young to talk right and too old to slow roast...the meat gets a little gamey after they stop suckin on mommies teet

[TakeAStepBack]

Who left a 3 year old with you?