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i just came across jay's valentines day card for me


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#1 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:40 PM

he's the romanticest man in the world. *swoon*

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#2 JBetty

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:42 PM

Awesome! Hope he has a good plan for said tits.

#3 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:51 PM

he's just so full of sweet things to say. my guy, the epitome of sweet talk.

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#4 JBetty

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:53 PM

This is the card I got last year. :rolleyes:



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#5 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:00 PM

coulda been worse. coulda been this:

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#6 JBetty

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:07 PM

I think this one will suffice for this year.


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#7 TEO

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:20 PM

:lol:

#8 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:28 PM

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#9 JBetty

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:30 PM

:lol:

#10 JBetty

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 07:31 PM

And I'll prolly get something like this in return. prolly


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#11 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 02:41 PM

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#12 Phishfolk

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 12:43 PM

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#13 TEO

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 02:57 PM

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#14 Lemireacle

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 02:59 PM

:lol:

#15 JBetty

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Posted 13 February 2012 - 03:50 PM

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#16 TEO

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:34 AM

Dear Jay, FYI:

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#17 TEO

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:44 AM

:heart: A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver. ~Thomas

#18 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:18 PM

I guess dipping my balls in chocolate and hemorrhaging money isn't quite enough :undecided::rotf::heart::heart:

#19 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:19 PM

Dear Jenny,

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#20 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:25 PM

Now you did it... ruined a perfectly LOL thread with ser.biz mushy stuff. :rolleyes:

#21 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 01:43 PM

http://t2.gstatic.co...Zm7FV7H0z0K-5P2

#22 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:35 PM

Dear Jenny,

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just a few things off the top of my head that are wrong with this:

1. i can't pawn it for crack money
b. it's not edible
11. sonic will not accept this as payment for an ocean water


better luck next year. :yippee:
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#23 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:36 PM

also, i love you too and stuff.





















so where's my sparkly shit? :mrgreen:

#24 TEO

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:37 PM

:heart::heart:

#25 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 02:58 PM

Sparkly shit helped build America.

#26 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:50 PM

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#27 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 04:58 PM

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#28 unbroken_chain

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:24 PM

I just made this up.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue.
Now open your mouth
for some warm salty goo.

:dunno: ok?

#29 TEO

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:38 PM

Replace salty with sticky. :wink:

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:43 PM

Roses are Red, Violets are blue.
Now open your mouth
for some warm sticky goo.

A soft candle light
a bottle of ripple
I'm gonna put this
clamp on yer nipple

A light chill at night
by day it is hot
but I think I'm about to
put my toungue in your twat

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:45 PM

A cute little goose
A funny old duck
I can taste that sweet juice
now up on all fours and lets fuck

#32 unbroken_chain

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:45 PM

ok. keeping day job. :lol:

#33 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:47 PM

That SamanthaRae is one lucky girl!

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 05:49 PM

That SamanthaRae was one lucky girl!


:coffee:

#35 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:03 PM

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I just got back from the bank starting to refinance our mortgage...1/2 of the equation is done :coffee::funny1::funny1:


Chris :lol:

#36 jnjn

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:03 PM

such a romantic you are, uc! :lol:

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:12 PM

:lol: :clapping:

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:14 PM

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:17 PM

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:18 PM

such a romantic you are, uc! :lol:


this one is my favorite, so far.

A light chill at night
by day it is hot
but I think I'm about to
put my toungue in your twat

A hungry old man,
an eager old feller
Your about howl,
like that dog named old yeller.

Squeeze it, tease it, torture it nice
just wait till I hit your clitty with ice.
Rub it, finger it, massage it real good.
I'll pummel that little man with this stiffened wood.

Your'e dripping and juicy and covered in shine.
I'm 'bout to flip you over and fuck yer behind.
so go 'head; Argue, tussel, throw a few fits...
It'll be all over when I come on yer tits.

:grin:
Just rolls off my toungue. I need to find a publisher huh? :rolling:

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:20 PM

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:22 PM

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:22 PM

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#44 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:24 PM

I really mean this one :heart::heart::heart:

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#45 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:26 PM

you already are old and disgusting. :rolling: :rolling:

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#46 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:30 PM

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#48 TEO

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:34 PM

How much maple syrup will we be needing? :grin:

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:36 PM

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#50 Phishfolk

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Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:38 PM

you already are old and disgusting. :rolling: :rolling:

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