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[Slave Self Promoted]

he's the romanticest man in the world. *swoon*

[JBetty]

Awesome! Hope he has a good plan for said tits.

[Slave Self Promoted]

he's just so full of sweet things to say. my guy, the epitome of sweet talk.

[JBetty]

This is the card I got last year.

[Slave Self Promoted]

coulda been worse. coulda been this:

[JBetty]

I think this one will suffice for this year.

[TEO]

[Slave Self Promoted]

[JBetty]

[JBetty]

And I'll prolly get something like this in return. prolly

[Slave Self Promoted]

[Phishfolk]

[TEO]

[Lemireacle]

[JBetty]

[TEO]

Dear Jay, FYI:

[TEO]

A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver. ~Thomas

[Phishfolk]

I guess dipping my balls in chocolate and hemorrhaging money isn't quite enough :heart:

[Phishfolk]

Dear Jenny,

[JBetty]

Now you did it... ruined a perfectly LOL thread with ser.biz mushy stuff.

[Phishfolk]

http://t2.gstatic.co...Zm7FV7H0z0K-5P2

[Slave Self Promoted]

Dear Jenny,

just a few things off the top of my head that are wrong with this:

1. i can't pawn it for crack money
b. it's not edible
11. sonic will not accept this as payment for an ocean water


better luck next year.

[Slave Self Promoted]

also, i love you too and stuff.





















so where's my sparkly shit?

[TEO]

:heart:

[JBetty]

Sparkly shit helped build America.

[Phishfolk]

[JBetty]

[unbroken_chain]

I just made this up.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue.
Now open your mouth
for some warm salty goo.

ok?

[TEO]

Replace salty with sticky.

[unbroken_chain]

Roses are Red, Violets are blue.
Now open your mouth
for some warm sticky goo.

A soft candle light
a bottle of ripple
I'm gonna put this
clamp on yer nipple

A light chill at night
by day it is hot
but I think I'm about to
put my toungue in your twat

[unbroken_chain]

A cute little goose
A funny old duck
I can taste that sweet juice
now up on all fours and lets fuck

[unbroken_chain]

ok. keeping day job.

[JBetty]

That SamanthaRae is one lucky girl!

[unbroken_chain]

That SamanthaRae was one lucky girl!

[Phishfolk]

I just got back from the bank starting to refinance our mortgage...1/2 of the equation is done :funny1:


Chris

[jnjn]

such a romantic you are, uc!

[TEO]

[Slave Self Promoted]

[Slave Self Promoted]

[unbroken_chain]

such a romantic you are, uc!

this one is my favorite, so far.

A light chill at night
by day it is hot
but I think I'm about to
put my toungue in your twat

A hungry old man,
an eager old feller
Your about howl,
like that dog named old yeller.

Squeeze it, tease it, torture it nice
just wait till I hit your clitty with ice.
Rub it, finger it, massage it real good.
I'll pummel that little man with this stiffened wood.

Your'e dripping and juicy and covered in shine.
I'm 'bout to flip you over and fuck yer behind.
so go 'head; Argue, tussel, throw a few fits...
It'll be all over when I come on yer tits.


Just rolls off my toungue. I need to find a publisher huh?

[Phishfolk]

[Phishfolk]

[Phishfolk]

[Phishfolk]

I really mean this one :heart:

[Slave Self Promoted]

you already are old and disgusting.

[Slave Self Promoted]

[Slave Self Promoted]

[TEO]

How much maple syrup will we be needing?

[JBetty]

[Phishfolk]

you already are old and disgusting.