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suunshine
, Aug 02 2009 12:41 AM
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Good Morning
#65493
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- VibeGuide
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VibeGuide
Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:22 PM
excellant!
ok,
a lady walks into a supermarket, goes into the produce section.
approaching the clerk she says, "good morning, i'd like a pound of broccoli please."
the clerk says, "i'm terribly sorry maam, we have no broccoli today, how about a pound of asparagus?"
"that would be lovely", she says, "may i have a pound of broccoli?"
the clerk replies, "no, i'm sorry maam, no broccoli today, how about a pound of green beans?"
the lady says, "yes please, may i have a pound of broccoli?"
the frustrated clerk says, "no broccoli today maam, perhaps a pound of spinach?"
"no ", she says, "just a pound of broccoli."
#65497
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VibeGuide
Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:28 PM
"maam", says the clerk, "can you spell cat, as in catastrophic?'
"of course", says the lady, "C-A-T"
the clerk says, "can you spell dog, as in dogmatic?"
the lady replies, "D-O-G."
the clerk says, "ok, can you spell fuck, as in broccoli?"
