Posted 17 February 2013 - 04:22 PM
a lady walks into a supermarket, goes into the produce section.
approaching the clerk she says, "good morning, i'd like a pound of broccoli please."
the clerk says, "i'm terribly sorry maam, we have no broccoli today, how about a pound of asparagus?"
"that would be lovely", she says, "may i have a pound of broccoli?"
the clerk replies, "no, i'm sorry maam, no broccoli today, how about a pound of green beans?"
the lady says, "yes please, may i have a pound of broccoli?"
the frustrated clerk says, "no broccoli today maam, perhaps a pound of spinach?"
"no ", she says, "just a pound of broccoli."