what cruel, malicious children you've all become
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:10 PM
Ola, brahmigos y brahmigas. I'm back home in Milolford. Mom is doing OK. She had a rough day with Ralph yesterday. After x-rays determined that it was just routine post-op nausea, they gave her a tube to suction out the gastric juices. Not comfortable, but effective (and better than having an accumulation of said juices erupt all at once). The folks seemed ready for me to leave, so I took my cue and headed back home.
No sooner did I get off the train than we found out our daughter went AWOL from the place she's staying. She and her accomplice were caught a few hours later.
I think I'm ready to rage the Capitol Theatre tonight.
Posted 16 February 2013 - 05:39 PM
In a bar in a remote Alaskan town, a newcomer hears people yell out numbers (#23!, #56, etc.) and then everyone laughs. He asks the guy next to him what's going on, and he says the jokes have been told so many times, people just yell out their numbers instead of retelling them. So he yells out #27! but nobody laughs. The guy next to him says, "Some people can tell a joke, and some people can't."