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[cassady]

what cruel, malicious children you've all become

 

i'm appalled

 

blasphemed

 

hoodwinked

[Tim the Beek]

You're the one setting the example with these twisted "jokes."

 

Pig torture.

 

Torturing the elderly.

 

A regular Hannabutch Lecter is what you are.

[JBetty]

what cruel, malicious children you've all become

 

i'm appalled

 

blasphemed

 

hoodwinked

 

 

 

hornswoggled? 

[JBetty]

 lolHannabutchLecter

[cassady]

[Tim the Beek]

[JBetty]

GULLYWHOMPED!!!

[cassady]

[cassady]

yup!

[Tim the Beek]

Off to find some vittles.

 

Might have it with fava beans. Will skip the nice Chianti.

 

Thanks for the laughs, all.

 

[cassady]

[In A Silent Way]

Mom is OK. Had a rough morning with Ralph, but she seems good now.

[cassady]

excellant news brother!

[Tim the Beek]

[JBetty]

Naval brand mini oranges?

[cassady]

blood oranges?

[FellowTraveler]

Buncha hoodwinkers

[Tim the Beek]

My darling clamintines?

[cassady]

[In A Silent Way]

We're waiting for the surgeon to make rounds. I'm enjoying a roach coach felafel in the lobby.

[FellowTraveler]

[Julius]

hello

 

Since I have no idea what is going on, here is an artist's rendition of Ron Paul with a pancake on his head.

 

 

But if you ask me, pancakes are too good for him. At least give him the fake maple syrup. 

[JBetty]

Aunt Jemima'd

[FellowTraveler]

Uncle Julius'd ... he ceaserd our salads!

[KrisNYG]

 

I see things are running normally in the Cassady thread today.  

[cassady]

mornin' folks!

[August West]

good morning cassady

 

did you say something at the top of this page?  i'm not sure, it really diddnt register or make any sense.

[In A Silent Way]

Ola, brahmigos y brahmigas. I'm back home in Milolford. Mom is doing OK. She had a rough day with Ralph yesterday. After x-rays determined that it was just routine post-op nausea, they gave her a tube to suction out the gastric juices. Not comfortable, but effective (and better than having an accumulation of said juices erupt all at once). The folks seemed ready for me to leave, so I took my cue and headed back home. 

 

No sooner did I get off the train than we found out our daughter went AWOL from the place she's staying. She and her accomplice were caught a few hours later.

 

I think I'm ready to rage the Capitol Theatre tonight. 

[insolent cur]

[sarah b.]

((dave's fam, et al))

Who's headed to the Cap tonight, besides Dave? I'm taking my dad to the movies tomorrow morning, but this sounds like it won't suck.

[TEO]

Yikes!

 

Good Morning friends.

[TEO]

So I trip backwards on my chair mat and slam my lower back into the table.  Should I call the ambulance?

[In A Silent Way]

Only if you plan to sue the chair mat and table. If not, I recommend spending the rest of the day on your back.

[TEO]

Damn, should have gotten a chair mat with deeper pockets.

[TEO]

Note:  not to banged up to work.

[cassady]

is it joke time?

[TEO]

Yes!

[cassady]

ok

 

excellant!

[cassady]

so, this guy walks into a church

 

goes into the confessional,

 

priest says, "yes my son, how may i help you?"

 

the guy says, "well father, i'm 64 years old, and for the last 6 months i've been sleeping with a 19 yo girl."

[August West]

here we go again

[cassady]

the startled priest says, "are you a good catholic?"

 

to which the guy replies, "no, no i'm jewish."

 

"then why are you telling this to me?", asks the priest.

[cassady]

the guy smiles proudly and replies, "hell, i'm telling everybody!"

[cassady]

[TEO]

[TEO]

[August West]

In a bar in a remote Alaskan town, a newcomer hears people yell out numbers (#23!, #56, etc.) and then everyone laughs. He asks the guy next to him what's going on, and he says the jokes have been told so many times, people just yell out their numbers instead of retelling them. So he yells out #27! but nobody laughs. The guy next to him says, "Some people can tell a joke, and some people can't."

[TEO]

[sarah b.]

what has been seen cannot be unseen!

[TEO]

Merely a lamprey.

[TEO]