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[JBetty]

  They are replacing some of them with the milimeter wave scanners, that uses software to identify "problem areas" via color coding on a human silhouette. 

 

 

I got flagged by one of those leaving lolCleveland recently.

The lady actually patted my head down because there was a yellow alert on the top of my head.  

No, I was not wearing a hat nor did I have a beehive do goin on up there. 

Just my regular flat hair, where even a bobby pin couldn't be smuggled in.  

[Spidergawd]

lolhairbomber

 

Thanks, now we're all gonna have to shave our heads before we can fly.

[JBetty]

Hoping to see the day FNPM gets flagged as a hair bomber:

 

[x]  JBetty

[In A Silent Way]

Homeland Security Theater.

 

The best part about getting hand swabbed in lolAtlanta was that my belt was still in a bin and my pants were falling down.

[TEO]

[TEO]

Getting ready for the airport.

 

[JBetty]

[In A Silent Way]

I'd go for the Tebow tonsure myself.

 

[Spidergawd]

Wow.  So he really went with the 15th century monk cut, huh?

[TEO]

[Julius]

just call me Sir Grumpalot today. 

[In A Silent Way]

Even without the holding and interference, he wouldn't have caught that pass.

[JBetty]

just call me Sir Grumpalot today. 

 

 

 

Why should today be any different?   

[In A Silent Way]

[TEO]

[Julius]

Seriously, yesterday could have been one of the most amazing days in the history of this city and instead it was a bunch of mopey zombies walking around. 

 

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in some free bluegrass tonight, some new band called Front Country who sound suspiciously like a country band from their name but the stuff I've heard sounds more newgrassy.  Then there are some visiting boardies later in the week who had the decency to come here when it suits my schedule    so we'll prob hit North Miss Allstars on fri/sat.

[Julius]

oh and I still can't see 80% of your posted images so if any of them are directed at me they're all going right over my head. 

[TEO]

It is better that way.

[TEO]

JBetty, nice #1.

 

[August West]

the often seen crazy bunny lady

 

[Spidergawd]

[In A Silent Way]

And I'll see you on page 1297.

 

[Spidergawd]

[TEO]

And I'll see you on page 1297.

 

 

 

I am on page 1304, keep up!

[Jwheelz]

what has been seen cannot be unseen...

[TEO]

[TEO]

[sarah b.]

I should've kept my door closed, so I wouldn't have to hear that shit.

 

In good news, I found the right bus schedule from Teaneck to the city.

[JBetty]

Paging TASB to the DHJ photoshop thread.

[Spidergawd]

Alright, alright.  Here's something a bit more inspirational.

 

[Spidergawd]

 

  Whoa!

[TEO]

Yeah!

[Spidergawd]

I knew you'd like that one.

[TEO]

Looks like something that could be projected onto the ceiling of the dark tent.

[In A Silent Way]

What is this dark tent of which you speak?

[Spidergawd]

The nexus of all the evil, filthy humor in the universe.

[cassady]

oh yeah!

 

i'm digging it!

 

evening folks!

[Karen]

What is this dark tent of which you speak?

 

 

It's where JP spends some time at a festival.  I can be found in the light tent, where it's all kittens and sparkles.   

[Jwheelz]

is it anything like the force?

[In A Silent Way]

I'm such a festy gneub.

[TEO]

It is like the all the Vibes forums with no filters.  Girly-girl types would circle and run back to the kittens and tampons tent for safety.  

[Julius]

In the dark tent, we even have our own priest to take confessions. And he's one busy guy.

[TEO]

(((lamb scaping)))

[TEO]

[Julius]

OK then.

[Julius]

Oh jeez, just take me to the river.

[August West]

[August West]

Don't you blaspheme in here!

[insolent cur]

[In A Silent Way]

And a groovadelic good morning to you.