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[KrisNYG]

Like that's gonna happen! Post em!

[Julius]

Like that's gonna happen! Post em!

I'm taking a stand. I will never be fun again until those vile oppressors apologize to me. And I mean really apologize, like on their knees holding olive branches and shit.

[cassady]

[KrisNYG]

So you're going to make the rest of us suffer until you get olive branches and shit? I think you owe an apology now! Blasphemy!

[JBetty]

Julius is askeered of Cassady.

Fraidy Cat

[Julius]

AND I expect the olive branches to have actual olives on them. And none of these damn GMO olives either. And I expect the shit to be stinky, none of this innocuous baby poop stuff.

Those are my demands. Next step is taking hostages. Then those bastards will listen!

[Spidergawd]

NOW we're talking. I can definitely masturbate to this.

[cassady]

[Tim the Beek]

BUTCH! WAKE UP!

[Julius]

My intentions are now fully reflected in my signature.

[Julius]

[Julius]

[Julius]

[Tim the Beek]

My intentions are now fully reflected in my signature.

You're planning on being executed in Bolivia?

Dude, you have lots to live for...

[Julius]

[cassady]

so, this duck walks into a bar

[Tim the Beek]

and says, "OW! That hurt!"

[Julius]

so, this duck walks into a bar

[Julius]

We interrupt this revolution to bring you breaking news: A friend of mine has entered a contest about who has had the worst roomate experience in SF. He is horror story #2. You can vote or not vote but either way it's funny.

http://sf.curbed.com...st_terrible.php

And now back to our previously scheduled revolution against the vile oppressors.

[Jwheelz]

you fail JCS because even your rebellion haz teh lulz

[KrisNYG]

you fail JCS because even your rebellion haz teh lulz

I'll give him an "E" for effort, but not an "A".

[Jwheelz]

We interrupt this revolution to bring you breaking news: A friend of mine has entered a contest about who has had the worst roomate experience in SF. He is horror story #2. You can vote or not vote but either way it's funny.

http://sf.curbed.com...st_terrible.php

And now back to our previously scheduled revolution against the vile oppressors.

Okay so I read all three and situation #1 kind of sucks but I do not believe qualifies as "horror story," situation #3 is a little bit closer in that at least it involves copious amounts of illegal activity and an extremely crazy person, but situation #2 definitely wins that little competition there... copious amounts of illegal activity, used panty selling roommate complete with psychotic abusive significant other homophobic slurs and numerous police incidents... definitely takes home the dubious honor... now I don't mind so much living with my parents for the moment

[Julius]

Looks like I lost my leverage. The wedding pictures have been removed from FB, supposedly because they hired a professional photographer who is their friend and they want her to be able to sell them to the attendees instead of having them out there for free.

Ummm, good luck with that honey.

[Julius]

JWheelz, nobody is taking my revolution seriously. I thought I could count on you at least.

[Jwheelz]

"your wedding is just so special to me as someone who isn't related to you, one of the most important events in my entire life honestly and I really need a memento in order to relive this life-changing evening for the rest of my time on earth, please let me have the privilege of paying you 75 dollars for a print of your unintentionally banana themed wedding"

[Julius]

"your wedding is just so special to me as someone who isn't related to you, one of the most important events in my entire life honestly and I really need a memento in order to relive this life-changing evening for the rest of my time on earth, please let me have the privilege of paying you 75 dollars for a print of your unintentionally banana themed wedding"

My guess is they made that story up to cover up the shocking realization that they looked like a bunch of clowns on the Gong Show.

[Jwheelz]

okay that's it... no more humor until Julius receives an apology for.. um.. well I'm not really sure what happened, but it must be something... otherwise he would not be staging a revolution against it... so


¡Viva la Revolución!

[Julius]

YESSS!!!!! You get first choice of the slave girls.

[Jwheelz]

I have a Che Guevara mustache... at least in terms of shape

[KrisNYG]

"your wedding is just so special to me as someone who isn't related to you, one of the most important events in my entire life honestly and I really need a memento in order to relive this life-changing evening for the rest of my time on earth, please let me have the privilege of paying you 75 dollars for a print of your unintentionally banana themed wedding"

A+!!!

[Julius]

and for the record I do not discriminate. . . I find ALL tragic bridesmaids dresses amusing as hell. But c'mon now, a lesbian wedding just has so much more potential in that department.

anyone who is offended by that, please step forward and tell me what a bastard I am.

[Julius]

I found this gem of me and Che in a Paraguayan refugee camp in 1962!

[Jwheelz]

I look much more sunburned, much less arrogant and much happier then Che

[Jwheelz]

all this revolutionin' is making me hungry... can I stop yet?

[Julius]

all this revolutionin' is making me hungry... can I stop yet?

Are the poor orphans safe from the vile oppressors yet? Do you see VGs on their knees presenting organic olive branches with poop on them? Is the world free for naked hippies to post pictures of themselves poking smot on the vibes board yet? Do I get my penis pipe back?

But that doesn't mean you can't eat! My God man, we're revolutionaries not savages!

[Jwheelz]

Speak for yourself, my savagery is renowned throughout the greater Danbury area

[cassady]

ok, i'm bored.............

[Julius]

ok, i'm bored.............

Oh no! The vile oppressor is bored! Cancel the fucking revolution!

[Jwheelz]

[KrisNYG]

[In A Silent Way]

Yup

[Julius]

Yup

Shhhhh. Don't let the vile oppressors know you're in on it.

[cassady]

[cassady]

but wait, thanks for playing


















so, anyway...............

[Julius]

Butch if you wanted me to change the subject, all you had to do was ask.

[sarah b.]

Jeans that are too big look dumb. Silly hurricane weight loss.

[insolent cur]

[Tim the Beek]

Happy Friday, friends!

[In A Silent Way]

Woohoo! Friday in my own house.

And a groovadelic good morning to you.

[Spidergawd]

I'm here for the bored oppressors. I hear they're nice this time of year.