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[JBetty]

Could come to that. I'll give it a good talking to with the tire iron first.

What's that about flies and vinegar and honey?

Anyway...
Did you try licking the shaft seal?

[Spidergawd]

It's a 4 1/2 year old Weil McLain boiler. I tried kicking it, didn't work.

Well I'm out of ideas.

[Spidergawd]

What's that about flies and vinegar and honey?

Anyway...
Did you try licking the shaft seal?

Why does Miss Piggy use a vinegar and honey douche?









Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

[In A Silent Way]

There are dudes on the roof tearing the shingles off. CP doesn't believe they are citizens.

[KrisNYG]

There are dudes on the roof tearing the shingles off. CP doesn't believe they are citizens.

Tell her they'll prolly do a better job... prolly.

[cassady]

ok, black pepper is a given, not sure about one slab or two................

but, i'm thinking the third should be..............
















wait for it........................












pancetta!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KrisNYG]

Always go for two slabs. Always.

[cassady]

two??????????



i have 15 pounds

[KrisNYG]

Hey, you're the one that brought up 1 vs 2!

[KrisNYG]

Heating guy is not here yet. Maybe the pool should be on when he shows up. I'm betting noon.

[seany]

Heating guy is not here yet. Maybe the pool should be on when he shows up. I'm betting noon.

Did you call a heating guy or a pool boy?

[KrisNYG]

Did you call a heating guy or a pool boy?

Pay attention Seany! I'm trying to start a betting pool on the diagnosis, cost, and time it's taken care of! Reading is hard.

[seany]

I know

But I still at the idea of you turning the pool on for the heating guy

[KrisNYG]

[cassady]

ok, maple molasses is running a close second.........

[KrisNYG]

ok, maple molasses is running a close second.........

Grade B maple FTW!

[JBetty]

I know

But I still at the idea of you turning the pool on for the heating guy

Better idea - turn the heat on for the pool boy!

[KrisNYG]

Better idea - turn the heat on for the pool boy!

I don't has pool.

[KrisNYG]

I don't has heat either. Fucking BOO!

[JBetty]

[In A Silent Way]

The dude assured us "All my guys are Puerto Ricans. They're US citizens and they pay taxes." CP says they're Mexicans.

[cassady]

you vant i should come take a look?

[KrisNYG]

Take #1s so we can all have a vote!

[JBetty]

Take #3s so we can hear how they speak.

[cassady]

that's a negative

[KrisNYG]

Aww, come on! It'll be fun!

[Spidergawd]

Just ignore her Butch. You know how they get in the second trimester.

[KrisNYG]

HE'S HERE!!! Worst case scenario is the squirrel cage. Best case is the blower. Come on BLOWER! *

* that's what he said

[KrisNYG]

Just ignore her Butch. You know how they get in the second trimester.

HEY!

[cassady]

ignore who jp?

[MeOmYo]

how do you tell the difference between a Puerto Rican and a Mexican?

[Spidergawd]

HEY!

ignore who jp?

[JBetty]

how do you tell the difference between a Puerto Rican and a Mexican?

Rainbow farting unicorns?

[Spidergawd]

how do you tell the difference between a Puerto Rican and a Mexican?

One is from Mexico?

[KrisNYG]

Drive coupling @ $120.00 FTW!!!

[Spidergawd]

Nice!

Although I hear that driving while coupling can be dangerous.

[KrisNYG]

Nice!

Although I hear that driving while coupling can be dangerous.

Requires mad skillz fer sure!

[JBetty]

Pffffft. Amateurs.

[In A Silent Way]

how do you tell the difference between a Puerto Rican and a Mexican?

One has a Social Security number and pays taxes.

[gregoir]

Pay attention Seany! I'm trying to start a betting pool on the diagnosis, cost, and time it's taken care of! Reading is hard.

Just work out some trade

[JBetty]

[MeOmYo]

One has a Social Security number and pays taxes.

wants me to call in anonymous immigration tip?

[KrisNYG]

[cassady]

ok kids, go get 'em

[JBetty]

Way ahead of you, pops!

[cassady]

[cassady]

ok, so,


here we go


black pepper

maple molasses

pancetta

and plain

and slow roasting pork belly, spiced with thyme, salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes over onions, carrots and garlic for later

oh hell yeah

[Spidergawd]

When should I be over for appetizers and cocktails???

[cassady]

2 hours

[cassady]

and i have the last batch of bacon complete already