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[CTMuleman]

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

Yeah, but why does the pig have a wooden leg?

[TEO]

[Jwheelz]

That takes balls...

[Tim the Beek]

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

Onea my all time favorites!

[Tim the Beek]

Yeah, but why does the pig have a wooden leg?

It bamboozled the Panda into thinking its real leg was made out of Panda food. Bamboozled, I tell you...

[JBetty]

[TEO]

[Tim the Beek]

[In A Silent Way]

Fuck, I forgot my pencil!

[Tim the Beek]

Fuck, I forgot my pencil!

#2s?

[Jwheelz]

hey now! I'm throwing out comedy gold here and nobody's even paying attention!

that does it!

I'm leaving the boards forever!

[Jwheelz]

I can't stay mad at you guys <--- widescale creepy (sorry to steal your inside joke KNYG )

I've decided to come back.

[Spidergawd]

Believe it or not Jordan, I'm thinking that wasn't even the fastest LTBF>Return combo we've seen here.

[TEO]

I can't stay mad at you guys <--- widescale creepy (sorry to steal your inside joke KNYG )

I've decided to come back.

#1s or nans

[Tim the Beek]

I've decided to come back.

That takes balls.

[TEO]

That takes balls.

Does it take a peter pan as well?

[Tim the Beek]

Never...never.

[Jwheelz]

if I had my webcam hooked up I would post a #1 of me on the boards right now... luckily I don't have it hooked up

[TEO]

Maybe later?

[Jwheelz]

[Jwheelz]

maybe later... trying to... find gainful employment

[KrisNYG]

I can't stay mad at you guys <--- widescale creepy (sorry to steal your inside joke KNYG )

I've decided to come back.

[Tim the Beek]

Oh, wait...I know the answer to this one...

[JBetty]

[Julius]

I think it was jbetty who came up with KrisSFG

[KrisNYG]

I believe you're correct!



I couldn't resist, just bought this t shirt.

[Jwheelz]

[In A Silent Way]

Jwheelz LTBF and I missed it?

Is catfish with okra gonna make my tooth fall out?

[Jwheelz]

ya but I'm back now...

only if there are bones in it

[In A Silent Way]

I'm going to miss the food here for sure.

Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping at the Capitol Theatre or something?

[Jwheelz]

hehehe... I am only proof that they give you your money's worth in the booze department...

also that hard liquor = dangerous

and Jwheelz = moran

[Karen]

Big thanks to Butch and Lisa for the loves and offers of support during this Sandy mess.

Major hugs to all affected by this terrible thing.



I am reminded of the line that Tommy Lee Jones spoke in No Country for Old Men... "You can't stop what's coming"

Indeed.

[insolent cur]

[In A Silent Way]

And a groovadelic good morning to you.

[cassady]

mornin' folks!



and so, it begins.................................

[cassady]

15 pounds......................decisions, decisions

[Tim the Beek]

Hi friends!

[August West]

i like that peter pan costume

i may have to postpone being a ceiling fan next halloween

[Spidergawd]

15 pounds......................decisions, decisions

How do you lose 15 pounds of ugly fat?

[August West]

cut off Spidergawd's head!

[Spidergawd]

cut off Spidergawd's head!

[cassady]

no, no, no................


no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.........


it's pork belly bitches...........

[Spidergawd]

Those are much tastier than the regular old garden variety bitches.

[cassady]

[KrisNYG]

Should we start a pool to guess how much Mr Furnace is going to cost me today? For a betting reference, it sounded like a screeching cat being dragged down very rough concrete stairs in a paper bag... twice. I'm going with bearings/motor for $450, Alex.

[JBetty]

[Spidergawd]

[KrisNYG]

It's a 4 1/2 year old Weil McLain boiler. I tried kicking it, didn't work.

[cassady]

baseball bat?

[KrisNYG]

baseball bat?

Could come to that. I'll give it a good talking to with the tire iron first.