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#62251 CTMuleman

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:09 PM

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.


Yeah, but why does the pig have a wooden leg? :dunno:

:lol:

#62252 TEO

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:17 PM

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#62253 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:19 PM

:shocked:

That takes balls...

:funny1:

#62254 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:31 PM

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.


Onea my all time favorites! :)

#62255 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:32 PM

Yeah, but why does the pig have a wooden leg? :dunno:

:lol:


It bamboozled the Panda into thinking its real leg was made out of Panda food. Bamboozled, I tell you...

#62256 JBetty

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:33 PM

:rolling:

#62257 TEO

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:36 PM

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#62258 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:37 PM

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#62259 In A Silent Way

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:44 PM

Fuck, I forgot my pencil!

#62260 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:55 PM

Fuck, I forgot my pencil!


#2s?

#62261 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:56 PM

hey now! I'm throwing out comedy gold here and nobody's even paying attention! :angry:

that does it!

I'm leaving the boards forever!

#62262 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:58 PM

I can't stay mad at you guys <3 <--- widescale creepy (sorry to steal your inside joke KNYG :lol:)

I've decided to come back.

#62263 Spidergawd

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:59 PM

Believe it or not Jordan, I'm thinking that wasn't even the fastest LTBF>Return combo we've seen here. :coffee:

#62264 TEO

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:00 PM

I can't stay mad at you guys <3 <--- widescale creepy (sorry to steal your inside joke KNYG :lol:)

I've decided to come back.


#1s or nans

#62265 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:03 PM

I've decided to come back.


That takes balls.

#62266 TEO

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:04 PM

That takes balls.


Does it take a peter pan as well?

#62267 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:05 PM

Never...never.

#62268 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:08 PM

if I had my webcam hooked up I would post a #1 of me on the boards right now... luckily I don't have it hooked up :lol:

#62269 TEO

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:09 PM

Maybe later? :naughty:

#62270 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:12 PM

:rolling:

#62271 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:13 PM

maybe later... trying to... find gainful employment :naughty:

#62272 KrisNYG

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:33 PM

I can't stay mad at you guys <3 <--- widescale creepy (sorry to steal your inside joke KNYG :lol:)

I've decided to come back.


Posted Image :kiss:

#62273 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:59 PM

Posted Image :kiss:


Oh, wait...I know the answer to this one...


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#62274 JBetty

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:06 PM

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#62275 Julius

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:46 PM

I think it was jbetty who came up with KrisSFG :lol:

#62276 KrisNYG

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:26 PM

I believe you're correct!



I couldn't resist, just bought this t shirt. :rolling:

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#62277 Jwheelz

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:56 PM

:rolling:

#62278 In A Silent Way

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:03 AM

Jwheelz LTBF and I missed it?

Is catfish with okra gonna make my tooth fall out?

#62279 Jwheelz

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:24 AM

ya but I'm back now...

only if there are bones in it

#62280 In A Silent Way

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:30 AM

I'm going to miss the food here for sure.

Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping at the Capitol Theatre or something?



#62281 Jwheelz

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:34 AM

hehehe... I am only proof that they give you your money's worth in the booze department...

also that hard liquor = dangerous

and Jwheelz = moran :lol:

#62282 Karen

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:17 AM

Big thanks to Butch and Lisa for the loves and offers of support during this Sandy mess. :heart:

Major hugs to all affected by this terrible thing.

:heart:

I am reminded of the line that Tommy Lee Jones spoke in No Country for Old Men... "You can't stop what's coming"

Indeed.

#62283 insolent cur

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:02 AM

:norm:

#62284 In A Silent Way

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:30 AM

And a groovadelic good morning to you.

#62285 cassady

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:44 AM

mornin' folks! :) :heart:



and so, it begins.................................

#62286 cassady

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:50 AM

15 pounds......................decisions, decisions

#62287 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:55 AM

Hi friends! <3

#62288 August West

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:50 PM

i like that peter pan costume

i may have to postpone being a ceiling fan next halloween

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#62289 Spidergawd

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:59 PM

15 pounds......................decisions, decisions


How do you lose 15 pounds of ugly fat?

#62290 August West

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:10 PM

cut off Spidergawd's head!

#62291 Spidergawd

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:16 PM

cut off Spidergawd's head!


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#62292 cassady

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:30 PM

no, no, no................


no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.........


it's pork belly bitches...........:drool:

#62293 Spidergawd

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:35 PM

Those are much tastier than the regular old garden variety bitches.

#62294 cassady

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:40 PM

:lol:

#62295 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:59 PM

Should we start a pool to guess how much Mr Furnace is going to cost me today? For a betting reference, it sounded like a screeching cat being dragged down very rough concrete stairs in a paper bag... twice. I'm going with bearings/motor for $450, Alex. :lol:

#62296 JBetty

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:09 PM

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:10 PM

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#62298 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:15 PM

:rolling:

It's a 4 1/2 year old Weil McLain boiler. I tried kicking it, didn't work.

#62299 cassady

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:16 PM

baseball bat?

#62300 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:18 PM

baseball bat?


Could come to that. I'll give it a good talking to with the tire iron first. :thup: