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[TEO]

I have a friend who routinely sets up two tents, one is a decoy and the other a pleasure palace.

[JBetty]

Compliance?

[Spidergawd]

Of July? HSMF goes from the 5th to 9th so you'll be getting together with a spent penny but I'd love to!

Yes, July. We don't mind burnout.

[TEO]

My new phase for Vibes this year; Holy castration, Batman! What do you think, is it a keeper?
Does it make you shudder?

[tiedyesky]

Ok.. So my sister claims this is me in 50 years....just curious...
How old do you think you'll be when you feel just too old (physically or mentally, no diff) for Vibes?

[TEO]

About back when Vibes moved back to Bridgeport.

[KrisNYG]

WTF Conni. I plan to rage the Vibes for many years.

I think the two tents idea is a good one if you think you'll ruffle too many feathers.

I'm a girl and that word makes me shudder.

[TEO]

Excellent, then it is a keeper.

[Tim the Beek]

How old do you think you'll be when you feel just too old (physically or mentally, no diff) for Vibes?

Pains me to use a Bobby quote, but when this no longer applies:

"I'm still walkin', so I'm sure that I can dance..."

[KrisNYG]

Excellent, then it is a keeper.

[Tim the Beek]

I need a good lie!

Nervous about meeting the gals yet new paramour is nervous about meeting the gals yet?

[August West]

so are you graduating from pool boys to eunuchs?

[TEO]

Well performing cabana boys will not be castrated.

[Julius]

Seriously, an almost all-female (and a few spineless boytoys) camp themed with unicorns and fairies, inhabited by gossipy women who talk incessantly, even during the music and can't keep secrets. Where do I fucking sign up!

[TEO]

Sounds like the kittens and tampons tent.

[In A Silent Way]

Sign me the fuck up too!

[KrisNYG]

Aw come on P, that sounds like fun! NOT!!!

[In A Silent Way]

[gregoir]

I have put them both on notice that they have a safety net there. You, are the net. So here they are, my half sisters...



That's Ali on the right



And that's Dani. My carbon copy.

F ME.

Oh shit beyond fucked as will they be

[JBetty]

Well performing cabana boys will not be castrated.

Just be sure to use the proper tool for the non-performing cabana boys.

[Julius]

I seem to have escaped the awkward drama simply by saying "I have my own regular crew and we set up in a different spot each year."

This way not only am I OUT of the shitshow but they also will have NO FUCKING IDEA where to find me.

Meanwhile, the folks I really want to hang with all seem to be scoring really interesting staff jobs. That can't hurt!

[Julius]

and one of the leaders of my camp is this 7-foot tall dude who wears a chicken suit and talks through a kazoo all weekend! Pretty handy if we ever need to run somebody off our land!

[TigerRose]

Of July? HSMF goes from the 5th to 9th so you'll be getting together with a spent penny but I'd love to!

Absolutely! I even have the 6th off.

[TigerRose]

Is there such thing as a "Cabana Man"?

[FYC (Find Your Cloud)]

'ello folks much love...almost home.

[seany]

Hola Freaks!

[Tim the Beek]

Hi gang at boards!

[tiedyesky]

Is there such thing as a "Cabana Man"?

Alas, they are only half the man...

[Spidergawd]

Today's word of the day:


syndic

\ SIN-dik \ , noun;


1. A person chosen to represent and transact business for a corporation.

2. A civil magistrate having different powers in different countries

[KrisNYG]

Morning!

Found this pic on my mom's facebook wall this morning. I suspect vodka tonics.

[TEO]

Is there such thing as a "Cabana Man"?

I'd say you qualify under that heading.

[TEO]

[August West]

this year at Vibes

TEO's castrato chorus singing the music of Donna Jean

[JBetty]

this year at Vibes

TEO's castrato chorus caterwauling the music of Donna Jean

fix'd

[TEO]

That was a passing phase, you'll have to find another conductor.

[TEO]

[In A Silent Way]

And a groovadelic good morning to you.

[Tim the Beek]

"Bill, have you seen the peanut butter?"

[Karen]

Sounds like the kittens and tampons tent.

We were NOT gossiping in there

[TEO]

[Lemireacle]

the other a pleasure palace.

Paz?

[TEO]

[In A Silent Way]

It can be Vibes time now?

[Julius]

TEO, everything non-textual that you post appears to me as a single period with no image. I hate missing your humor but this board sucks da poop.

[KrisNYG]

What the F is going on in this place today!? I'm about ready to pass out the Midol.

[In A Silent Way]

What the F is going on in this place today!? I'm about ready to pass out the Midol.

We're hiding in the kittens and tampons tent.

[KrisNYG]

[Julius]

What the F is going on in this place today!? I'm about ready to pass out the Midol.

I know huh! Holy oversensitivity Batman! At least JBetty still seems unflappable! But I think the rest of them must have had really fucking easy childhoods to take offense so easily.

[KrisNYG]

Hah!!!

[JBetty]

Middle of 5 kids - what can I say.