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#1 gram-man

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:04 PM

...I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.

You can reach my parents at their places of business.

Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being.

Have a nice day!

#2 alsoa

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:05 PM

The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.

#3 Joker

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:15 PM

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

#4 melissaphish

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:20 PM

The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"

#5 gregoir

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:23 PM

He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

#6 gram-man

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:24 PM

If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away??


Neither would I.

#7 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:35 PM

He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit.

#8 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:37 PM

Come here doggy! Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little fucker!

#9 shadeelady

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:39 PM

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

#10 Lostsailr

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:45 PM

Bueller....Bueller...Bueller...

#11 Mind Left Body

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:47 PM

Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!

#12 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 06:56 PM

Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!

#13 Mama Kel

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:05 PM



#14 Phishfolk

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:11 PM

You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

#15 jme

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:34 PM

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

#16 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:45 PM

I weep for the future.

#17 gram-man

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:49 PM

You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

#18 Feck

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:55 PM

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...
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#19 gram-man

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:20 PM

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

#20 Julius

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:26 PM

best thing about that movie was. . . well you know. :wink:

#21 B. Diddy

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 11:03 PM

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Les jeux sont faits. Translation...the game is up. Your ass is mine.

#22 gram-man

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 11:44 PM

How bout we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat! We could call a limo! A nice stretch jobs with the TV and the bar. How about that?

#23 TheDHJ

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 03:59 PM

Abe Froman, sausage king of Chicago...

 

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