listening to the radio, trying to win tickets to a concert. we missed the code word to text by less than 30 seconds and i got cranky. mack says "well, just text bird. bird is always the word."
Funny things they say
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Mama Kel
, Jul 15 2009 12:50 AM
311 replies to this topic
#302
Posted 09 September 2012 - 01:02 AM
this morning, jeremy bounced out of bed at 6 a.m. and in an effort to get him to go back to sleep for an hour, i lay down in his bed with him. no sleep to be had but he did tell me this:
i pulled off all my cuts all over my body and all the skin underneath was as good as new! it was amazing what i did. if you have any cuts that bump up, tell me and i'll do the same for you.
me: thanks jeremy, that's a generous offer. i'll keep it in mind. now go back to sleep!
i pulled off all my cuts all over my body and all the skin underneath was as good as new! it was amazing what i did. if you have any cuts that bump up, tell me and i'll do the same for you.
me: thanks jeremy, that's a generous offer. i'll keep it in mind. now go back to sleep!
#307
Posted 20 November 2012 - 02:57 AM
mackenna, referring to the catbear stuffie i made for her while i was pregnant with her and working at vt teddy bear: "i didn't ask santa for boxers for him, because he's 10 years old and has always been naked."
"i don't like referring to henry mcfuddle as a stuffed animal. i refer to him as a "he". i know stuffed animal is his species, but he's a "he" to me."
"i don't like referring to henry mcfuddle as a stuffed animal. i refer to him as a "he". i know stuffed animal is his species, but he's a "he" to me."









