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#251 FreeAsABird

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 09:36 PM

Anni and I just came in from playing outside...She drops her pants, waves her backside infront of the woodstove and says, "I'm toastin' my buns!"

Love that kid! <3

#252 Mama Kel

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 06:25 PM

so a classmate of Jess is indonesian (I think) and her mother came in to talk about how they celebrate the holidays. She told them about their New Year celebration & they made a traditional snack. So when I asked Jess where they were from & what country they did this in she said "Plymouth Rock!" :lol:

#253 FreeAsABird

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 02:48 AM

Anni's new thing...At three..."Aw, shucks...It's just nothin'" <3

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 07:32 PM

talking to lily about going to see santa this afternoon.

lily: "i go see santa. he gonna give me presents. i don't want socks from santa. i don't want socks from ANYWHERE!"
me: "what do you want santa to give you?"
lily: "no socks. i don't want socks from santa. no. no socks."
me: "should santa give you candy?"
lily: "ok. no candy socks. i just want candy. no socks."

:lol: then i put her down for a nap and she sang herself to sleep going:

"wowowowie wow wow owie. no. no owie. no owie. wowowie. no owies." :rolling:

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 10:16 PM

jeremy told me this afternoon that decorating our christmas tree was like giving presents to the tree. :heart:

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 03:42 PM

the other day i tickled jeremy's armpit. he responded with, "well that's a pain in the meatball."

#257 Mama Kel

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 07:53 PM

:lol:

#258 Raynequeen

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 09:29 PM

uncle - "are you excited for santa"
magnolia - "i am but i am really excited for the easter bunny...."
uncle - "really? why?"
mag - "he doesnt care if you've been good or bad"

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 12:40 AM

smart cookie. :clapping:

tonight jeremy revealed to me that he has not only one loose tooth (top front on the left) he actually has four. the other top front, the top to the left of the front and the bottom to the right of the front two shiny new adult teeth. :eek:

as i was sitting there laughing and internally freaking out about how first he will be a toothless wonder, then his adult teeth won't have any freakin' room to grow in -- he just turned six in november :crazy: -- jeremy started laughing and crowed with delight, "i'm a loose tooth maniac!!" :lmao:

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 02:08 AM

Olivia (6) fell asleep about 10:30 on New Years Eve, despite her efforts to stay awake until midnight. The next day, I told her she missed the ball drop, since she fell asleep. She said she didn't fall asleep, she was blinking her eyes really slowly.

This came about because last year, her brother Nick (9) said he would stay up until 12 midnight next year. Olivia said "Oh yeah, I'm gonna stay up until 13 midnight."

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 11:14 AM

:funny1:

#262 Mama Kel

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Posted 07 January 2012 - 03:09 PM

so china cat just came to visit for a few days & I was outside w/ Jess yesterday & she said "where's your customer?" & I said 'customer? what do you mean? & she said "you know, your friend who is here." I said 'do you mean visitor' & she said yeah :lol: :heart:

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 03:14 PM

lily: "whoa... did you see that? i farted!"

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it's a nice way to wake up in the morning.

#264 Mama Kel

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 05:40 PM

my kids just found a fart app on Frank's phone :rolleyes: here we go :lol:

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Posted 14 January 2012 - 02:00 AM

jeremy informed me the other night over scrambled eggs for supper that the only time food is cute is when you put glasses and a hat on it. :lol:

i love these random moments of laugh-out-loud brilliance from jeremy. it is the best part of parenting.

and i love that i get to hear about your kids' moments, too. :clapping:

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 02:51 PM

Last Sunday we went to a birthday party for a friend. At dinner that night we were making plans for Maya's birthday party. Later on she was talking to Gramma and Grampa on the phone and she said "Last year my birthday was on April 20th. This year it's going to be in January." :lol:

#267 Mama Kel

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 12:41 AM

Today in NYC at the natural history museum from Jess (5):" I see his weiner!" (talking about a caveman) :lol:

#268 Mama Kel

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 06:57 PM

Yesterday after the city I took a hot bath & I was drinking a beer in the bath so Cate (6) comes in, looks shocked & says " You're SO COOL! You drink BEER in the TUB!!!" :lol:

#269 fire_rocket

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 01:59 PM

You ARE so cool, Kelly. :wink:

#270 Mama Kel

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:25 PM

:jamguy: :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 01:43 PM

I got out clothes for Eliza this morning and left them on the floor because she "can do it MYSELF." I was getting ready to go and said to come downstairs to give me a hug and kiss goodbye. She came down the stairs still buck naked and I said "Eliza why aren't you dressed yet?" She says "I want to give you a naked kiss." :funny1:

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 01:45 AM

:lol:

today at work, my little student jane (almost 15 mos) and her older brother adam (just turned 3) crossed paths in the hallway. out of the blue he told me, "she is my cutest baby i ever seen in my whole life!" :mrgreen:

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 04:04 PM

:smile:

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:25 PM

we listen to adele's cd when we're in the car. when "rumor has it" comes on, lily sings along, but she thinks it's "super heady" so she screams superheady to the music. love it!

this morning, mackenna came downstairs from putting on her fancy perfume and said "you know what i did? i put one squirt under my shirt and one squirt in my pants." i reminded her that the perfume rule is one squirt a day and her response was "well, squirts shouldn't count if they're inside your pants." :shocked:

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:44 PM

:lmao: But they're the best kind!

#276 ShaNeeNee

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:46 PM

I love all these stories!
From about a month ago----(Summer is 4)
Summer: Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mama, MOM, MAMA????
Me-WHAT?!!!
Summer: Um...I forgot
2 minutes later...MOM, mama, Mommy.....
Me:Please stop saying mom for a 1/2 hour
Summer: Um,,,,, Renee?
:shocked:

I couldn't even be angry anymore...smart cookie!

#277 Mama Kel

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:30 PM

:lol:

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 12:52 PM

Maya was decorating in Catie's birthday thread and said "I didn't choose 3 cookie jars!" :angel:

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 01:13 PM

Maya was decorating in Catie's birthday thread and said "I didn't choose 3 cookie jars!" :angel:


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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:14 PM

kev just told jeremy to check my back to make sure it doesn't need a shave. jeremy pulls up the back of my shirt. he giggled as he touched the back of my bra. kev said, "any hair?" and jeremy laughed, "no, just mommy's booby thingy!"

and yesterday, we were on the way to the library/community centre to play in the park. he scraped his leg on his bike and wanted to go home to get a bandaid. i said no, we could get one at the community centre. so he went on this big tirade about how are we going to a hospital? NO! are there any pregnant women there? NO! so there are NO BANDAIDS there!! there are only UNpregnant women there! so there won't be any bandaids!!! :jumping:

#281 Raynequeen

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:42 PM

"mag, i want to watch my shows now."
"sorry mom, life is life" :huh:

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 03:00 PM

lily just saw an old picture of her on my phone and said "is that me?! i LOVE me!!!!" :lol:

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:47 PM

lily just saw an old picture of her on my phone and said "is that me?! i LOVE me!!!!" :lol:


:lol: I love that kid!!

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 11:51 AM

I love her too :)

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

jeremy decided that once his class was really quiet for their spelling test, it would be a really good time to yell, "fuck!" :blink:

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 08:18 PM

Jess has resorted to naming her pillow Samantha & treating 'her' like a part of the family - she sits with us at dinner, goes for car rides etc. :eyeroll: :lol:

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 10:15 PM

Camping this weekend, we taught our girls to build a fire. On day 2, Catie says to Frank (with hand up in 'talk to the hand' form) "DUDE! I KNOW how to build a fire!" :lol:

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 01:06 PM

At dinner last night Eliza busted out with "Arrrmatee." It took me a minute to realize she was being a pirate and saying "Arrr matey." :lol:

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 10:56 PM

:lol:

jeremy was asking about dinosaurs and what they ate. a few minutes later, he wanted to confirm that the ones that only ate vegetables were herbometers.

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Posted 19 June 2012 - 06:49 PM

Cate is already compiling her Christmas list - on it:....."......an IPad, $100,000,000. a $30 gift card to Justice....." :lol:

I love the 'no concept of money' :)

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Posted 08 August 2012 - 11:48 PM

mackenna: "did you know there's a difference between a graveyard and a cemetery? a cemetery is full of dead people and a graveyard is full of zombies." :lol:

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 03:01 AM

:funny1:

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:28 AM

We are watching The Muppets on DVD and my daughter is amazed that I used to watch it as a kid and thinks it is waaaay old. She thinks the guests are weird because she has never seen them before. So she says, "The guests must have passed away already because they look like they are your age then." LOL

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 03:44 PM

watching the phish show from last sunday, and jeremy comes up beside me and asks with a straight face, "mom can you put on 'i've been waiting in the line to pee'?" :funny1:

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Posted 26 August 2012 - 10:39 PM

:lol: that's awesome, cj!! :lol:

i let mackenna make a cup of coconut mocha coffee in mr. keurig for herself and she was all excited. but she hesitated before taking her first sip and said "is it true if i drink this, i'll turn into a midget?" :rolling:

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 02:34 AM

slave, what have you been telling that girl? :lmao:

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 02:37 AM

at the grocery store, i gave jeremy a quarter to get something from the vending machines. as he ate a handful of jelly beans (when he was a toddler he called them 'bumbeans' :funny1: ) he told me, "i'm a big fan of jelly beans and other candy products."

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 12:19 AM

Catie was asking me about marriage & if you have to pay to get engaged, etc. So I told her you have to pay the person that marries you (meaning the pastor or whatever) and she said "How much did you have to pay Daddy?" :lol:

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 02:35 PM

listening to the radio, trying to win tickets to a concert. we missed the code word to text by less than 30 seconds and i got cranky. mack says "well, just text bird. bird is always the word." :rolling:

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:42 PM

listening to the radio, trying to win tickets to a concert. we missed the code word to text by less than 30 seconds and i got cranky. mack says "well, just text bird. bird is always the word." :rolling:


:lol: I love your kids!

I'm a little bent at Mac though, since she is declining on WT. :lol: