Funny things they say
Posted 05 December 2011 - 06:25 PM
Posted 16 December 2011 - 07:32 PM
lily: "i go see santa. he gonna give me presents. i don't want socks from santa. i don't want socks from ANYWHERE!"
me: "what do you want santa to give you?"
lily: "no socks. i don't want socks from santa. no. no socks."
me: "should santa give you candy?"
lily: "ok. no candy socks. i just want candy. no socks."
then i put her down for a nap and she sang herself to sleep going:
"wowowowie wow wow owie. no. no owie. no owie. wowowie. no owies."
Posted 05 January 2012 - 12:40 AM
tonight jeremy revealed to me that he has not only one loose tooth (top front on the left) he actually has four. the other top front, the top to the left of the front and the bottom to the right of the front two shiny new adult teeth.
as i was sitting there laughing and internally freaking out about how first he will be a toothless wonder, then his adult teeth won't have any freakin' room to grow in -- he just turned six in november -- jeremy started laughing and crowed with delight, "i'm a loose tooth maniac!!"
Posted 05 January 2012 - 02:08 AM
This came about because last year, her brother Nick (9) said he would stay up until 12 midnight next year. Olivia said "Oh yeah, I'm gonna stay up until 13 midnight."
Posted 07 January 2012 - 03:09 PM
Posted 14 January 2012 - 02:00 AM
i love these random moments of laugh-out-loud brilliance from jeremy. it is the best part of parenting.
and i love that i get to hear about your kids' moments, too.
Posted 17 January 2012 - 02:51 PM
Posted 27 January 2012 - 01:43 PM
Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:25 PM
this morning, mackenna came downstairs from putting on her fancy perfume and said "you know what i did? i put one squirt under my shirt and one squirt in my pants." i reminded her that the perfume rule is one squirt a day and her response was "well, squirts shouldn't count if they're inside your pants."
Posted 09 March 2012 - 05:46 PM
From about a month ago----(Summer is 4)
Summer: Mom, Mom, Mommy, Mama, MOM, MAMA????
Summer: Um...I forgot
2 minutes later...MOM, mama, Mommy.....
Me:Please stop saying mom for a 1/2 hour
Summer: Um,,,,, Renee?
I couldn't even be angry anymore...smart cookie!
Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:14 PM
and yesterday, we were on the way to the library/community centre to play in the park. he scraped his leg on his bike and wanted to go home to get a bandaid. i said no, we could get one at the community centre. so he went on this big tirade about how are we going to a hospital? NO! are there any pregnant women there? NO! so there are NO BANDAIDS there!! there are only UNpregnant women there! so there won't be any bandaids!!!
Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:28 AM
Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:42 PM
listening to the radio, trying to win tickets to a concert. we missed the code word to text by less than 30 seconds and i got cranky. mack says "well, just text bird. bird is always the word."
I love your kids!
I'm a little bent at Mac though, since she is declining on WT.