Funny things they say
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Mama Kel
, Jul 15 2009 12:50 AM
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 01:24 PM
My foot has been hurting me the past few days so I asked Bill to look at it to see if there was a bruise. Maya also wanted to look at it. She looks and says "well.... well...... sorry mommy!"
A few nights ago at dinner she dropped her sippy on her plate and said "I'm not so good with my sippy. I might need a big girl cup without a top!"
A few nights ago at dinner she dropped her sippy on her plate and said "I'm not so good with my sippy. I might need a big girl cup without a top!"
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Posted 24 March 2010 - 12:54 AM
tonight, right before falling asleep...
j: can santa see me right now?
m: why do you ask?
j: because i am being good.
m: hmmm. well, i don't think santa is looking at you right now, but he knows when you're being good.
j: my world is really far away from santa's world. santa's world is all snow, and in my world it is almost spring. my world used to be all snow, but now it is almost springtime again.
a funny little non sequitur to end the evening.
j: can santa see me right now?
m: why do you ask?
j: because i am being good.
m: hmmm. well, i don't think santa is looking at you right now, but he knows when you're being good.
j: my world is really far away from santa's world. santa's world is all snow, and in my world it is almost spring. my world used to be all snow, but now it is almost springtime again.
a funny little non sequitur to end the evening.
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Posted 25 March 2010 - 02:36 PM
Jerry got sent to lunch detention, the second detention I've heard about this week for goofing around. (not a hangin' offense in my eyes, he's a 12 year old boy afterall, but still.) He's describing what went down and how he thought it was totally ridiculous that he got sent to detention.
I say in a sarcastic tone, "Seems like you've been getting detention a lot for things that weren't your fault."
He says, "I know, right!?"
Damnit, not what I meant at all. I have to brush up on my sarcasm.
I say in a sarcastic tone, "Seems like you've been getting detention a lot for things that weren't your fault."
He says, "I know, right!?"
Damnit, not what I meant at all. I have to brush up on my sarcasm.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 02:32 PM
PG is visiting with me today. We have the same hair cut. Benji looked at her and said "more mommy!"
last night, i was reading jeremy "if" which is a beautiful, imaginative book that misha gave me. there is one page that says "if whales lived in space" and the picture is of whales swimming in outer space with planets in the background.
mommy: do you know where whales really live?
jeremy: yeah. in water!
mommy: what kind of water? (thinking ocean)
jeremy: blue water!
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Posted 28 March 2010 - 12:13 AM
this isn't a funny thing he said, more like a funny thing he did. it was 4:50, neither of us had made a move to start supper. jeremy decided he was hungry and wanted a "snacky supper" -- what we say when we don't feel like cooking and have fresh veggies and fruit, crackers or bread and cheese for supper. it can be just about anything but it has to be balanced and healthy. then he decided that he would make it himself. so he started making supper for all of us! we had apple juice, wheat thins in little dishes, dry life cereal in little dishes, cucumber and orange pepper that he cut all by himself, and sour cream and onion chips (not so healthy but hey, its saturday night 
) for protein, kev had cheddar that jeremy cut, i had chevre and jeremy had a yogurt drink. it was pretty cool to watch my four year old make supper for all of us. 
) for protein, kev had cheddar that jeremy cut, i had chevre and jeremy had a yogurt drink. it was pretty cool to watch my four year old make supper for all of us.
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Posted 19 September 2010 - 12:11 AM
lately he has been switching the first letters of two word combos. he asked me when he can go to yew nork city.
jj: mommy when can you shoot me out of a cannon?
me: why do you want me to shoot you out of a cannon?
jj: so i can see what all the sky is like.
jj: mommy when can you shoot me out of a cannon?
me: why do you want me to shoot you out of a cannon?
jj: so i can see what all the sky is like.
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Posted 21 September 2010 - 09:54 AM
in august, jj's gramma took him somewhere that had a pool table. when i got home, he was all excited to tell me he played "shoot pool" with his big cousin.
last night he had a bucket of pencils and large marbles. he told me they were his shoot pool sticks and shoot pool balls.
last night he had a bucket of pencils and large marbles. he told me they were his shoot pool sticks and shoot pool balls.
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Posted 09 October 2010 - 11:23 PM
jj just came downstairs in his jammies, except the top was a golf shirt, just plain black with a collar.
jj: this is my alien shirt.
me: oh yeah? what is it that makes it an alien shirt?
jj: it's black, and that means space. so it's my alien shirt.
jj: this is my alien shirt.
me: oh yeah? what is it that makes it an alien shirt?
jj: it's black, and that means space. so it's my alien shirt.
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Posted 10 October 2010 - 09:28 PM
jj just came downstairs in his jammies, except the top was a golf shirt, just plain black with a collar.
jj: this is my alien shirt.
me: oh yeah? what is it that makes it an alien shirt?
jj: it's black, and that means space. so it's my alien shirt.
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Posted 15 October 2010 - 12:04 PM
I teach dance - my dance teachers used to travel with the big orchestras (they were at Pearl Harbor when it was bombed entertaining troops) - Mrs. Fanton gave me all of her records when I opened my studio..... great stuff that I had Bud put on CDs for me.
I just started a new 4 year old class - and for 2 weeks, one little one just could not imagine what that sizzling sound (of the record player) was -
Records? Tapes ? What's that?!
I just started a new 4 year old class - and for 2 weeks, one little one just could not imagine what that sizzling sound (of the record player) was -
Records? Tapes ? What's that?!
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:36 AM
driving home from school mag saw a bird flying alone, she says,
"mom, that's so sad, that bird has no friends, or family.."
me - "well maybe he's going home to be with his family and friends"
mag - "if i was a bird i'd be his friend"
a few min later see a group of birds flying, ha
mag - "i think they are going to a restaurant mom":lol:
"mom, that's so sad, that bird has no friends, or family.."
me - "well maybe he's going home to be with his family and friends"
mag - "if i was a bird i'd be his friend"
a few min later see a group of birds flying, ha
mag - "i think they are going to a restaurant mom":lol:
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Posted 15 November 2010 - 11:19 PM
on saturday we had jeremy's 5th birthday party. he blew out his candles and everyone enjoyed eating the cupcakes they had decorated.
a few hours later, we were on our way to my friend kellie's when he said to me, "when i'm six, i'm not going to blow out the fire, i'm going to eat the fire, okay, mommy?"
a few hours later, we were on our way to my friend kellie's when he said to me, "when i'm six, i'm not going to blow out the fire, i'm going to eat the fire, okay, mommy?"
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Posted 16 November 2010 - 01:56 PM
Happy Birthday Jeremy!! 5 already huh?!??? 
My Dad grows a mustache at the beginning of every hunting season. It looks ridiculous and we all beg him to shave it off, but he'll only do it if he gets a deer. Well opening day he got a deer so he shaved off his mustache. Bill was putting Maya to bed the other night and he told her she had to sleep late b/c he was going to get up super early to go hunting and try to get a deer. She said to him "If you get a deer does that mean you're going to shave off your beard and mustache??" That kid is so smart it's scary.
My Dad grows a mustache at the beginning of every hunting season. It looks ridiculous and we all beg him to shave it off, but he'll only do it if he gets a deer. Well opening day he got a deer so he shaved off his mustache. Bill was putting Maya to bed the other night and he told her she had to sleep late b/c he was going to get up super early to go hunting and try to get a deer. She said to him "If you get a deer does that mean you're going to shave off your beard and mustache??"
That kid is so smart it's scary.
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 05:52 PM
Maya at McDonald's yesterday (a special treat since we never go there). She asked if I got a toy with my meal since both she and Eliza did. I said I didn't get a happy meal so I didn't get a toy. She said "did you get a sad meal?"
that's great
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 02:25 AM
today jeremy and i were at the mall (the big one that we normally avoid like the plague), we had to get snowpants for each of us and a comfy hat and mittens for him. it was so loud, and packed with people, it was an incredibly unpleasant experience. so after walking from one end of the mall to the other, and visiting all three floors, we finally made it to zellers. after he tried on snowpants, i was so wound my head was on the verge of exploding. jeremy asked me something about 6 times and i said to him, "i can't talk right now. i am very cranky because i hate shopping at the mall. it is too loud and too busy and i just need to get out of here." jeremy follows me as i walk down the aisle. he thinks for a second and pipes up, "mommy, you are the best mommy i have ever seen. i love you." aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww! i just about melted and that snapped me out of my mall induced freak out in a heartbeat, it was so genuine and sweet. i stopped and gave him a kiss and said "thank you, it was the nicest thing i had heard all day. i love you too." and off we walked, chatting calmly and happily in the midst of chaos. he is so awesome!!!
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Posted 28 November 2010 - 04:26 PM
Damien is 2 1/2 yrs old now and really starting to talk sentences. He spent the night with us Thanksgiving night. In the early morning he got into bed with me and pappy, that's what he calls my husband, and I told him to go back to sleep like a good big boy. He said " No I'm a penguin." I said no you aren't a penguin, you're a big good boy! He then said " Ok then, I'm a cow"
What a goof ball!!!
What a goof ball!!!
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Posted 05 December 2010 - 10:00 PM
It was my husband's birthday the other day so my daughter Maggie and grandson Damien made him a cake. Maggie asked Damien who's birthday it is and Damien said Pappy's birthday. Maggie then asked Damien how old is Pappy? Damien said two and a half!
